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Jesus calls Faithful Anna Nicole Smith home! -
02-08-2007, 09:18 PM
Brothers and Sisters, I am saddened to report the passing of one of God's Favorite White Women: Anna Nicole Smith.
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In 1994, she married 89-year-old oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, the head of oil-based Koch Industries, which is part of a family fortune worth at least $400 million.He died in 1995, setting off a feud with her former stepson, E. Pierce Marshall, over whether she had a right to his estate.
A federal court in California awarded Smith $474 million in a complicated legal twist that began after she declared bankruptcy. That was later overturned.
But in May, the U.S. Supreme Court revived her case, ruling that she deserved another day in court in her battle with her former stepson.
The justices said only that federal courts in California could deal with her case despite a Texas state court ruling that Marshall was the sole heir to the estate.
Then, the stepson died June 20 at age 67. But the family said the court fight would continue.
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It is always a sad day when God calls home one of His Own. Thankfully, her fortune that she was fighting for from her husband of a solid few months will be socked away into Landover's Vaults. Praise Jesus! Another boon to our already burgeoning accounts!
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Re: Jesus calls home one of His Faithful.... -
02-08-2007, 10:51 PM
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Brothers and Sisters, I am saddened to report the passing of one of God's Favorite White Women: Anna Nicole Smith.
It is always a sad day when God calls home one of His Own. Thankfully, her fortune that she was fighting for from her husband of a solid few months will be socked away into Landover's Vaults. Praise Jesus! Another boon to our already burgeoning accounts!
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Praise the Lord that she was Saved so shortly before her death! Why, just think; had she not sufficient sense to see through her drug-induced haze and convert -- just weeks ago, in what she doubtless thought was the prime of life -- she would now be condemned to an eternity in Hell!
Anna Nicole will join Jesus and make Heaven even more beautiful!
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Re: Jesus calls home one of His Faithful.... -
02-09-2007, 05:03 AM
You poor people are SOooo LOST!! Get BEYOND the $$ signs loves!!
"I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."
"Don't dream it...BE IT!"
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Re: Jesus calls home one of His Faithful.... -
02-09-2007, 04:42 PM
She sure did have big breasteses!
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Re: Jesus calls home one of His Faithful.... -
02-09-2007, 04:45 PM
She sure did Sister Sue!
I bet right now JESUS is all nestled between them, giving her a big warm hug to welcome her into Heaven.
GLORY!!!!!!!
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Re: Jesus calls home one of His Faithful.... -
02-09-2007, 05:55 PM
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She sure did Sister Sue!
I bet right now JESUS is all nestled between them, giving her a big warm hug to welcome her into Heaven.
GLORY!!!!!!!
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Aw, Sister Thumper, that is such a sweet thought! Geez, I Hope He doesn't get His Beard all tangled up in there, 'cause Man, He be needing a big old can of Crisco to get it out!
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Re: Jesus calls home one of His Faithful.... -
02-10-2007, 04:02 AM
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She sure did Sister Sue!
I bet right now JESUS is all nestled between them, giving her a big warm hug to welcome her into Heaven.
GLORY!!!!!!!
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OHhhh I bet he is too, loves! LMAO....and I bet he's giving her the BIGGEST "welcome" possible and I just bet the "holy rod" is involved somewhere toooooo ......
"I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."
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Re: Jesus calls home one of His Faithful.... -
02-10-2007, 07:14 AM
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OHhhh I bet he is too, loves! LMAO....and I bet he's giving her the BIGGEST "welcome" possible and I just bet the "holy rod" is involved somewhere toooooo ......
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I see no reason Jesus would have to discipline Sister Anna Nicole. She has already been washed clean in His blood!
This isn't Sister Anna Nicole, but rather a dramatization of how she must have felt, as all her sins washed away. All that depravity flashed through her mind one last time, God reminding her of all she'd done so she could beg and receive His blessed forgiveness for each and every disgusting act!
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Re: Jesus calls Faithful Anna Nicole Smith home! -
02-10-2007, 11:09 AM
The important point here is that Ms. Smith accepted Jesus as her personal Saviour, and became a Triple-Platinum Tithing True Christian in a very real and legally binding sense.
The paternity of her 5 month old baby daughter has yet to be determined. Once again, I'd like to deny that I may be the father of this child. I would really like to deny that.
In any event, Ms. Smith's will leaves the guardianship and upbringing of the baby to Landover Baptist Church. Her betrothal should be announced later this year. Praise Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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