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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
11-25-2010, 12:33 PM
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Exactly. God is completely heterosexual, like Ted Haggard.
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Amen, Larry. However, in GOD's defense, there is nothing in the Bible to suggest that He partook of homosexualized sex in order to establish just how very completely heterosexual He is ... after all, I'm fairly certain that is what Ted did? Stuffed himself silly with the Fruit of Homo Knowledge in order to completely reject said knowledge -- and only by being comfortable with and complete in his heterosexuality was Ted able to purge himself of his internalized heterophobia. Glory!
Perhaps Ted came to realise that every act of G.A.S. is a form of hetero-bashing -- and therefore is a hate crime.
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
11-27-2010, 04:44 AM
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We must go to the source of the problem directly and eliminate them!
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I believe that to beat your enemies you've got to first analyze your enemies by stepping in their shoes & think the way they do. It is the best known method through out the century well known ever since the day of the crusade!
Thus in order to beat Homers you gotta think like a Homer & out Homer the homer, beat them inside out in the glory of Christ Jesus!
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
11-27-2010, 05:15 AM
Are you saying we must be Homers?
"In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him." 1 John 4:9
"A soft answer turneth away wrath, but grievous words stir up anger." Proverbs 15:1
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
11-27-2010, 05:17 AM
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Are you saying we must be Homers?
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We must be homers exterminators! & there is no better and easier way than to get into their mental state of mind.
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
11-27-2010, 05:48 AM
Let us just leave it as just exterminating the Homers. No need to. Get into their state of minds.
"In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him." 1 John 4:9
"A soft answer turneth away wrath, but grievous words stir up anger." Proverbs 15:1
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
11-27-2010, 09:21 AM
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Let us just leave it as just exterminating the Homers. No need to. Get into their state of minds.
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A wise man told me once If you wish to beat your enemy you got to think like your enemy & out manoeuvre them in every aspect, just to get you the advantage.
But I suppose you're right good sir! We'll leave it at that..
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
11-27-2010, 02:57 PM
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A wise man told me once If you wish to beat your enemy you got to think like your enemy & out manoeuvre them in every aspect, just to get you the advantage.
But I suppose you're right good sir! We'll leave it at that..
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You aren't endorsing Gay Anal Sex, are you? Haven't you read the original post? It could cause an environmental meltdown due to all the methane and burning feces!
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
11-27-2010, 03:38 PM
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You aren't endorsing Gay Anal Sex, are you? Haven't you read the original post? It could cause an environmental meltdown due to all the methane and burning feces!
(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
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No Ma'am, by the grace of Christ, Gay Anal Sex is the root of all evil!. I myself has been trying to prevent these acts from occuring through out the society by myself before I knew the existence of this God blessed of a church community in Christ.
You see, I've been hunting on homers since 1979. As a young man back then I used to carried with me the Bible & a steel batton wherever I go & was always on the alert to smack any homers I caught kissing or commiting sodomy in public half to death with it.
I remembered seen how Christ Jesus always gave me a jolly ol'thumbs up and a big smile upon every strike and beating I gave them homers it was the best'st moment of my life.
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
11-28-2010, 02:18 AM
Yah well that just does not sit well with me,...
maybe i signed up for the wrong forum.
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
11-28-2010, 02:24 AM
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Yah well that just does not sit well with me,...
maybe i signed up for the wrong forum.
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What doesn't sit well with you? I hope it isn't God prohibition on the sodomy.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
11-30-2010, 03:28 AM
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No Ma'am, by the grace of Christ, Gay Anal Sex is the root of all evil!. I myself has been trying to prevent these acts from occuring through out the society by myself before I knew the existence of this God blessed of a church community in Christ.
You see, I've been hunting on homers since 1979. As a young man back then I used to carried with me the Bible & a steel batton wherever I go & was always on the alert to smack any homers I caught kissing or commiting sodomy in public half to death with it.
I remembered seen how Christ Jesus always gave me a jolly ol'thumbs up and a big smile upon every strike and beating I gave them homers it was the best'st moment of my life.
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
11-30-2010, 04:00 PM
While we're at it, should we pray for an end to straight anal sex or is that OK?
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
11-30-2010, 05:14 PM
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While we're at it, should we pray for an end to straight anal sex or is that OK?
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Don't talk nonsense. Straight people do not have anal sex, only gays do.
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
11-30-2010, 09:40 PM
I like it in the ARS!! But I'm a girl! HEHEHE
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
11-30-2010, 10:07 PM
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I like it in the ARS!! But I'm a girl! HEHEHE
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So you want to be a gay man, I'm sure your parents are very proud.
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
12-04-2010, 01:51 AM
what i dont understand is how the world became like this???
back in the day, gays were shot on sight, as were blacks even if they were only slightly suspected to being commiting sins.
this new age stuff is crap, all those gay pride parades make me sick. seeing guys holding hands while one of them is wearing girl tank tops is a complete and utter disrepect to EVERY MALE on the earth!
We shall march with glory to the white house, stop the negro president, the one full of sin, and restore ORDER to the country!!
Men Control Women! As said in the bible! The messages from God as our MOTIVATION we will prevail!!
As God as our Lord we shall bring order to our world and rid it of the disgusting filth which has infested our Lord and God's Creation!!
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
12-04-2010, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Smiley_Face
what i dont understand is how the world became like this???
back in the day, gays were shot on sight, as were blacks even if they were only slightly suspected to being commiting sins.
this new age stuff is crap, all those gay pride parades make me sick. seeing guys holding hands while one of them is wearing girl tank tops is a complete and utter disrespect to EVERY MALE on the earth!
We shall march with glory to the white house, stop the negro president, the one full of sin, and restore ORDER to the country!!
Men Control Women! As said in the bible! The messages from God as our MOTIVATION we will prevail!!
As God as our Lord we shall bring order to our world and rid it of the disgusting filth which has infested our Lord and God's Creation!!
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I must say, your obvious racism, sexism, and homophobia opened my eyes. We should get rid of every person who is different than us, because, even though they may be good people, they are different than us. God tells us that if a person is different, we kill them. No questions asked. That makes 100% total sense.
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
12-04-2010, 03:24 PM
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I must say, your obvious racism, sexism, and homophobia opened my eyes. We should get rid of every person who is different than us, because, even though they may be good people, they are different than us. God tells us that if a person is different, we kill them. No questions asked. That makes 100% total sense.
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Racism is not tolerated on our Godly forum. You have been warned.
BTW, what does "B.S." stand for?
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
12-04-2010, 04:08 PM
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Racism is not tolerated on our Godly forum. You have been warned.
BTW, what does "B.S." stand for?
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Then what's with the hate of Obama? The poster above my other post said "Stop the negro president." Please advise, that is racism.
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Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex -
12-04-2010, 04:32 PM
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Then what's with the hate of Obama? The poster above my other post said "Stop the negro president." Please advise, that is racism.
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Are you referring to 'smiley face', that 4chan t roll who is still under investigation?
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