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Default Unholy thougts?! - 11-10-2008, 08:50 PM

Hello I am new here, and I wondered if you real men could help me.
I am a 54 year old man, with a wife and 3 chrildren.

during the unfair election, where satan's angel obama won, I noticed the young, smart and talented Sarah Palin (<-)
is it a sin that I think of her doing unclean stuff, or is it okay Im just thinking. and in case it is a sin, what should I do?

God's praise

Albert

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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-10-2008, 09:14 PM

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Hello I am new here, and I wondered if you real men could help me.
I am a 54 year old man, with a wife and 3 chrildren.

during the unfair election, where satan's angel obama won, I noticed the young, smart and talented Sarah Palin (<-)
is it a sin that I think of her doing unclean stuff, or is it okay Im just thinking. and in case it is a sin, what should I do?

God's praise

Albert
Dear friend, Jesus said.

Matthew 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

What sorts of unclean stuff was she doing in your thoughts?

The details matter!

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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-10-2008, 09:14 PM

You're not really 54, are you, Albert? What other kind of thougts are you having?


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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-10-2008, 09:44 PM

I sometimes imagine her doing unclean things like taking down a brown bear with a bowie knife and field dressing it. Or taking down the last black buck in all of Alaska form her helicopter and then gutting it and stuffing and mounting it. Then placing it in the foyer of the State Capitol across from the last snow chink cigar holder she made the year before.

These are pretty unclean things. I don't feel they are very sinful. Is that the type of unclean stuff you were referring to?


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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-11-2008, 02:45 AM

I'm sure that she cleans toilets and scrubs the floor on her hands and knees just like any good Christian wife. What's the problem with that?


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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-11-2008, 03:21 AM

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Hello I am new here, and I wondered if you real men could help me.
I am a 54 year old man, with a wife and 3 chrildren.

during the unfair election, where satan's angel obama won, I noticed the young, smart and talented Sarah Palin (<-)
is it a sin that I think of her doing unclean stuff, or is it okay Im just thinking. and in case it is a sin, what should I do?

God's praise

Albert
What does your age have to do with anything here other than a tacit implication of being a responsible adult past the age of reason? Or are you signaling that your are harmless and innocent in being able to consumate your thoughts. I think we can rule out senility since you recollect the thoughts.

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I sometimes imagine her doing unclean things like taking down a brown bear with a bowie knife and field dressing it. Or taking down the last black buck in all of Alaska form her helicopter and then gutting it and stuffing and mounting it. Then placing it in the foyer of the State Capitol across from the last snow chink cigar holder she made the year before.

These are pretty unclean things. I don't feel they are very sinful. Is that the type of unclean stuff you were referring to?
Only field dressing the bear would make her unclean, but she'll be fine once the sun goes down (and she showers).

Lev 11:27 And whatsoever goeth upon his paws, among all manner of beasts that go on all four, those are unclean unto you: whoso toucheth their carcase shall be unclean until the even.

Deer is good eating, however. God bless their cud-chewing, divided-hoofed nature.

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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-11-2008, 01:11 PM

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Dear friend, Jesus said.

Matthew 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

What sorts of unclean stuff was she doing in your thoughts?

The details matter!

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the details are so unclean, i dont even think i can speak about it, i tried to clear my thoughts by reading the bible over and over again. but i will pray for that also you men can help me out

may jesus be with all of you

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the details are so unclean, i dont even think i can speak about it, i tried to clear my thoughts by reading the bible over and over again. but i will pray for that also you men can help me out

may jesus be with all of you

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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-11-2008, 01:40 PM

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Who's Sarah Palin?????

Is she as hot as the Olsen Twins???



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I often think of doin' unclean things wi them!

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  • Visitor: Your I.P. has been logged and your parents will be alerted that you are looking at those disgusting Olsen twins, again.






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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-12-2008, 09:55 PM

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hmm they are pretty hot I must say but not as hot as Sarah Palin

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Message to all the sinners out there who keep looking at this thread.

STOP LOOKING. TWO HANDS ON YOUR KEYBOARD. BACK AWAY. NOW!

We are here to praise Jesus, not to cater for your twisted pleasures.

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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 01-08-2009, 11:00 PM

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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 01-11-2009, 12:07 AM

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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 01-11-2009, 08:38 PM

It is perfectly normal to have unholy thoughts.
An active sexual imagination leads to an active sex life. Im sure you've closed your eyes and pretended you were with Ms. Palin and not your wife a few times, right?
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An active sexual imagination leads to an active sex life. Im sure you've closed your eyes and pretended you were with Ms. Palin and not your wife a few times, right?
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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 01-11-2009, 08:49 PM

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