Many of you may have seen White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer the day after the recent historical, Trumpalicious Inauguration correcting tweets and reports for not using his alternative facts regarding crowd numbers:
(You'll want to go to minute 1:23:45, when Spicer finally shows up.)
I appreciate a man willing to jump right out to the podium in whatever ill-fitting suit a friend backstage tossed at him at the last minute to continue to wage war against the media, free press, and lambasting people who dare abuse freedom of speech in general by failing to flatter the president. I can get behind a man who is so impassioned about offering alternative, more flattering facts, that his face beads up with sweat and he all but stomps his foot to make his point: He's really, really mad. Not just mad, really, really,
really mad. And he won't stand for things that make him mad.
Do you know what else makes him mad? This has made him so made he's waged a 5 year war on Twitter to correct other facts:
Dippin dots is NOT the ice cream of the future!
Landover Baptist Church, let's stand united behind Press Secretary Sean Spicer and boycott Dippin' Dots! How DARE they claim to be the ice cream of the future! It's not true!
Sean Spicer's dippin dots tweets, fueled by righteous anger: