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  • #16
    Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

    Praise the Lord that these persecutors could not stand in the might of Jesus, Amen! It's so sad, the persecutions we must face every day from people who are on the highway to hell.
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    • #17
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      When Jesus doesn't look 2 seconds at our forum all our enemies comes to bring it down, I guess it was the allahloving slimy mudslimeys who did this. Jesus came back to rescue us though.

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      • #18
        Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

        Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
        Praise the Lord that these persecutors could not stand in the might of Jesus, Amen! It's so sad, the persecutions we must face every day from people who are on the highway to hell.
        Well, ma'am, no offense to you, Miss, but I've seen Christians do a lot fo the persecuting and not so much of the being persecuted...

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        • #19
          Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

          lol. yall dont even talk about beastiality in a humerous way? dang...yall live in america?

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          • #20
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            heres a stat: 80% of americans think the topic of beastiality is funny.

            its a pretty popular subject nowadays.

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            • #21
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              Originally posted by Faith+1 View Post
              heres a stat: 80% of americans think the topic of beastiality is funny.

              its a pretty popular subject nowadays.
              Here's a more important stat: unless you stop messing around and get right with Christ, you are 100% guaranteed to spend eternity in Hell. Better repent fast, boy.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #22
                Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                Makes sense that pandas would be involved. Those vile furry creatures truly are nature's goths.
                Amen, Brother Temperance. Don't forget that dragons are Chinese too. I think this just proves China's involvement in attacks against LBC. After all, most of the spam I receive (adverts for Viagra, homo sex toys, etc) originates in China, plus recently it was proved that the Chinese had added a date-rape drug to childrens' toys! And take a look at this article:


                ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA
                SYRIA FORM AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL

                Cuba, Sudan, Serbia Form Axis of Somewhat Evil; Other Nations Start Own Clubs

                Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of his State of the Union address.

                Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as Evil... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil... we're the best."

                Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.

                "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.
                YIC,
                Buford
                yours in Christ,
                Brother Buford

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                • #23
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                  OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

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                  • #24
                    Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

                    Originally posted by Viking View Post
                    OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
                    You are right to be concerned. Inferior races, along with those new age types from California, molest our children and want to make us exchange our traditional way of life for those imported goods they think are hip and drink homo French wine and eat their imported cheese and sushi, and next they'll want me to go to a Buddhist temple and prey to an 8-armed goddess.

                    Nuke 'em all, I say.

                    YIC,
                    Buford
                    yours in Christ,
                    Brother Buford

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                    • #25
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                      Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
                      Isn't PandusRPple another one of Satan's demon servants, like Beelzebub, or Beavis and Butthead?



                      Nor am I surprised that PBS had something to do with it. Isn't that station owned by the Clintons?

                      waiting for the Rapture,
                      Buford
                      I think it's Pandas for Ron Paul.
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                      • #26
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                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        Makes sense that pandas would be involved. Those vile furry creatures truly are nature's goths.
                        God made no vile creatures...If creatures are vile they made themselves that way (which I highly doubt)
                        ACTS 5:29

                        But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                        There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                        • #27
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                          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                          God made no vile creatures...If creatures are vile they made themselves that way (which I highly doubt)
                          mmm...lets see - God made Catholics....so Catholics made themselves vile?
                          Yep - I can accept that.
                          Wow kiddy fiddler - you might be right occasionally.
                          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                          • #28
                            Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

                            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                            God made no vile creatures...If creatures are vile they made themselves that way (which I highly doubt)
                            Cobras, mosquitos, slugs, poison frogs, earwigs, leeches.....I could go on and on. Don't try and second-guess God, ring kisser.

                            I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

                            God was probably talking about you, papist dog.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #29
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                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Cobras, mosquitos, slugs, poison frogs, earwigs, leeches.....I could go on and on. Don't try and second-guess God, ring kisser.

                              I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

                              God was probably talking about you, papist dog.
                              You know, if there is such thing as the "Tribulation" (which I don't believe in), I hope you stay alive until then, because I am seriously tempted to get out my nephew's 9-millimeter when that time would come (which again, I don't believe it will)
                              ACTS 5:29

                              But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                              There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                              • #30
                                Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                For those of you out there who scoff at the persecution that we TRUE (Baptist Republican) Christians must endure every day of our lives read this; last night the forum was down do a massed denial of service attack (DOS attack). Over seventy severers involved and with Jesus help (and He is the ultimate coder PRAISE!) it took our crack Information Security Team five hours to correct it.

                                Now who was behind this savage and ruthless attack? Why did they do it? Well our Information Security Team specialists have show it was an anarchist-atheist hacker group known as a PandusRPple. There were celebrating the premier of Judgement Day on PBS! PandusRPle is a group of degenerate thug Darwinists who hold Pandas are the ultimate expression of evolution and feed live kittens to pandas among other sick acts. What they really do with the Panda’s is truly unspeakable. Sufficient to say they are the reason US zoos have problems breading Pandas in this country.

                                Unfortunate the group membership resides mainly in Vermont and California, so they are outside US jurisdiction. However their “front” website is here. Now no would should do anything illegal but if someone were to go there and tell these sinners how wrong they are I am sure The good Lord would be pleased.

                                Mr. Bobby Joe, good day to you, sir.

                                May I suggest that you not use an avatar that resembles anything of the KKK persuasion because that would only serve to hurt the cause of Christ. That image stands for discrimination and prejudice, things Christ does not approve of.

                                I'm afraid your facts are a little off too, Mr. Joe. The Panda group you speak I have debated before. As a Missionary Baptist in Ohio, we even had a full length internet debate with them a year ago. It would surprise me to hear of them having their way with pandas. They are atheists and evolutionists and should be opposed on that basis, which I commend you for doing.

                                In His Peace,

                                Roy
                                "By grace are ye saved through faith"
                                Ephesians 2:8

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