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Bailout AGREEMENT REACHED! -
09-28-2008, 06:49 AM
FRIENDS, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
After Maverick John McCain went to Washington and kicked some Demoncratic ass, a plan has been agreed upon to bail out the economy.
The Saudis, who supply less than 4% of our oil will get 100 Billion dollars as a bonus.
The offshore trusts which went bankrupt LAST year (GW Bush, etc.) will get all their money back with interest.
Landover will get $280 Billion, tax-free of course, for providing Divine assistance in our time of need.
The Oil companies and Warren Buffet will divvy up the rest as incentives and bonuses.
The tax rate for people who make over $5Million a year will remain at Zero. Peons who make less than that will be temporarily taxed at 98% until consumers start spending more money.
This is a WIN-WIN because now 280 million Americans are going to be healthier by getting exercise subsistence farming from dawn to dusk. Anyone who needs medical care is a whiner anyway.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Bailout AGREEMENT REACHED! -
09-28-2008, 06:58 AM
Praise Jesus! All your prayers and Godly counsel have paid off for God's favorite nation, Pastor! It's been an intense week for us all. Shout Glory!!
And a little birdie just whispered in my ear that a certain True Christian™ Pastor, the same one who introduced Sarah Palin to John McCain, is at the top of the list for Secretary of Spiritual Warfare!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Bailout AGREEMENT REACHED! -
09-28-2008, 07:11 AM
Here is something you don't know yet. Because only 4,500 or so Americans have been killed in this Holy Crusade, but hundreds of thousands die in the US from terrorism every year, such as automobile accidents, medical and hospital malpractice, accidents, cancer, heart disease, cancer and stroke, ALL of the American soldiers are going to stay in the Middle east and the Iraqi army is going to be brought here to quell gang violence.
It's such a spiffy idea, I have no idea why our Great President didn't think of it earlier. A REVERSE SURGE!
And since we are now a Socialist country and have no rights, they can't do much more damage than has already been done by 130 years of Demoncratic leadership!
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Bailout AGREEMENT REACHED! -
09-28-2008, 03:12 PM
Pasta, does this mean you'll be getting your avatar back? I miss it.
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Re: Bailout AGREEMENT REACHED! -
09-28-2008, 08:12 PM
Republicans finally listened ,instead of prolonging the inevitable.Thank the Lord for their momentary burst of discernment!
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Re: Bailout AGREEMENT REACHED! -
09-28-2008, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Osambo 08
Republicans finally listened ,instead of prolonging the inevitable.Thank the Lord for their momentary burst of discernment!
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Racist! It was Democrats who prolonged the negotiations but pulling that blatant, partisan stunt of getting an agreement on the bailout before Senator McCain could get back to Washington!!! Of all the unforgivable politcal hack tricks I have seen.
For SHAME Democrats!
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Bailout AGREEMENT REACHED! -
09-28-2008, 10:24 PM
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Racist! It was Democrats who prolonged the negotiations but pulling that blatant, partisan stunt of getting an agreement on the bailout before Senator McCain could get back to Washington!!! Of all the unforgivable politcal hack tricks I have seen.
For SHAME Democrats!
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What??!And,how am I a racist person?I love White people.
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Re: Bailout AGREEMENT REACHED! -
09-28-2008, 10:30 PM
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What??!And,how am I a racist person?I love White people.
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shouln't that read, "What??!And,how am I a racist person? I love White women."?
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Re: Bailout AGREEMENT REACHED! -
09-28-2008, 10:40 PM
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shouln't that read, "What??!And,how am I a racist person? I love White women."?
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I love white women too, and im a white woman... oh my!
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Re: Bailout AGREEMENT REACHED! -
09-28-2008, 10:42 PM
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shouln't that read, "What??!And,how am I a racist person? I love White women."?
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I don't know.If I say no,you would call me a homer.But,if I agree,then you would call me a nigra buck with an insatiable appetite for White women.Which one should I choose?
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Re: Bailout AGREEMENT REACHED! -
09-28-2008, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Osambo 08
I don't know.If I say no,you would call me a homer.But,if I agree,then you would call me a nigra buck with an insatiable appetite for White women.Which one should I choose?
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One goes with the other, or they don't explain that to you in that radical Christian church go to? Gay men always try to have sex with as many white woman as they can. End of discussion.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Bailout AGREEMENT REACHED! -
09-28-2008, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
One goes with the other, or they don't explain that to you in that radical Christian church go to? Gay men always try to have sex with as many white woman as they can. End of discussion.
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I think you are confusing bisexual with homosexual.Don't tell me old age has caught up on you .I don't want a John McCain on this Godly forum!!
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Re: Bailout AGREEMENT REACHED! -
09-28-2008, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Osambo 08
I don't know.If I say no,you would call me a homer.But,if I agree,then you would call me a nigra buck with an insatiable appetite for White women.Which one should I choose?
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Why are you coloreds always so self-centered!? This thread was started by Pastor Pistle to announce the good news that the GOP has solved all of America's financial woes (with the help of Landover Baptist Church). I know the details are above your head, but that is no reason to hijack and derail another thread and turn it into a discussion of your buck nigra insatiable lust for White women.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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