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Re: 5 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK! -
05-01-2010, 08:52 PM
STOLEN WORD #15: Dick
What it REALLY means: Richard.
As in:
Richard Cheney is a dick, just like Richard Nixon.
Words that already exist for the false meaning: loins, tallywacker, sin-stick, " parts that cause you to sin" - Mark 9:43-47, " parts that offend thee" - Mark 9:43-47 KJV
Threads fighting for this word: Jesus Loves Dick.
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Re: 15 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK! -
05-01-2010, 10:22 PM
Praise God!
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Re: 15 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK! -
05-04-2010, 06:14 PM
There's another word I hear tossed around, especially when I'm preaching around schoolyards and when people see my age-proof wife. They say I'm a "pedo". Well of course I'm a pedustrian, do they expect me to drive a car through a playground and preach like that?
And of course my wife has to walk, I can't let her make my car unclean:
19 " 'When a woman has her regular flow of blood, the impurity of her monthly period will last seven days, and anyone who touches her will be unclean till evening.
20 " 'Anything she lies on during her period will be unclean, and anything she sits on will be unclean. - Leviticus 15:19-20 ( King James Version)
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Re: 5 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK! -
05-13-2010, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
stolen word number 10
cock, a male chicken!
The first word such a bird says in the morning as in cock a doodle doo!
We don't need to discuss what the slangsters have done to it!
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Interesting point: Roosters, like many male birds, don't have one.
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Re: words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK! -
05-13-2010, 09:02 AM
Stolen word #16: Bean
What it really means: large plant seed
Words that already exist for the false meaning: a most disgusting word which I refuse to sully this board with. When used in conjunction with the word "flicking", the humble bean takes on a truly foul meaning, i.e., a mythical part of female anatomy. Every married Baptist lady knows it does not exist, otherwise our husbands would find it. More importantly, this word isn't mentioned in the Bible -- therefore, unlike unicorns, it is a product of grubby human imagination.
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Re: 15 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK! -
05-16-2010, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Rogers
Stolen word #16: Bean
What it really means: large plant seed
Words that already exist for the false meaning: a most disgusting word which I refuse to sully this board with. When used in conjunction with the word "flicking", the humble bean takes on a truly foul meaning, i.e., a mythical part of female anatomy. Every married Baptist lady knows it does not exist, otherwise our husbands would find it. More importantly, this word isn't mentioned in the Bible -- therefore, unlike unicorns, it is a product of grubby human imagination.
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Oh Sister, this reminded me of a disgusting yet important part of horse husbandry. Look, sometimes animal husbandry requires some disgusting things be done, it doesn't help that whenever we try to have discussions about such topics that a bunch of immature idiots start giggling and making jokes.
Removing the Bean
Which reminds me of another term that has been stolen.
Stolen word #17: Bitch
What it really means: female dog
Words that already exist for the false meaning: Too many to count.
Oh, and while I'm on my husbandry kick
Stolen word #18: Queen
What it really means: female ruler of a country or a female cat
Words that already exist for the false meaning: pervert, cross dresser, homosexual
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Re: 15 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK! -
05-29-2010, 12:13 PM
why come folk say lezbeans be carpet cleaners? i not ables to figgur it out, do they likes to do them lady chores? i lurve cleanings, an i lurve cleanings carpets, but i not a schmelly ole lezbean, an i wants my words back!
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Re: 15 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK! -
05-29-2010, 09:17 PM
Some wonderful examples and Glory for the wisdom from God to show these many dalliances, Brothers and Sisters!
As this is thread is to point out just how some, with satan obviously clouding their minds use and think of MANY words we use and think of in a Godly manner, I thought I would share this anecdote.
I was, as usual counselling a group of wayward girls. In this particular session, I greeted them and then began with:
You put the long, hard shaft into your hot, waiting mouth...you play with it around your tongue...in and out... in and out... you feel it building up inside you...you go faster and faster... the creamy white liquid covers your mouth...you spit, and it's all over.
Now for some reason, they all began laughing and I am still wondering why.
I have prayed long and hard over this and I still have no answers.
I fail to see what can be so amusing about proper dental hygiene technique, after all, cleanliness IS next to Godliness and I cannot be sure that those girls had not eaten something common or unclean.
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Re: 15 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK! -
05-30-2010, 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by wintersnow
You put the long, hard shaft into your hot, waiting mouth...you play with it around your tongue...in and out... in and out... you feel it building up inside you...you go faster and faster... the creamy white liquid covers your mouth...you spit, and it's all over.
Now for some reason, they all began laughing and I am still wondering why.
I have prayed long and hard over this and I still have no answers.
I fail to see what can be so amusing about proper dental hygiene technique, after all, cleanliness IS next to Godliness and I cannot be sure that those girls had not eaten something common or unclean.
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I always rinse after I spit.
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05-30-2010, 01:05 AM
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I always rinse after I spit.
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Gosh HandMaiden! Praises to you!
How silly of me to forget that vital rule! Is it any wonder they laughed as they did!!
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Re: 15 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK! -
12-07-2010, 09:29 PM
Did you know I have seen articles and discussion of atheists and pagans accusing us, Christians, of changing the definitions of words to suit our purposes?
It's utterly laughable! The historic record shows that all of these words, and others, were used in their proper sense in the past, and didn't gain their perverted, twisted meanings until recently.
Guess the liberals didn't do a good enough job of rewriting the history books!
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Re: 15 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK! -
12-21-2010, 03:38 PM
I will be flapping for joy when these words are used properly once again
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Re: 15 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK! -
12-21-2010, 04:35 PM
I mean fapping
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Re: 15 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK! -
12-21-2010, 05:36 PM
Praise!
John 12:1Then Jesus six days before the passover came to Bethany, where Lazarus was, which had been dead, whom he raised from the dead.
2 There they made him a supper; and Martha served: but Lazarus was one of them that sat at the table with him. 3 Then took Mary a pound of ointment of spikenard, very costly, and anointed the feet of Jesus, and wiped his feet with her hair: and the house was filled with the odour of the ointment.
As we all know, Bethany would have been part of the Roman Empire at the time, and so we can assume that the act of anointing each other's feet with ointment (even if it was an ointment less costly than spikenard) was a common bathing practice in Roman times. A few years ago, I was part of a Church group that would re-enact scenes from the Bible, and so when were looking to put on a performance based on John 12, we advertised around for a modest young lady who would be willing to perform a Roman bathing practice - I think we called it a "Roman shower" as shorthand. Boy, did that ever go wrong.
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Re: 15 words stolen by the SLANGSTERS that we are TAKING BACK! -
01-26-2011, 12:43 PM
Stolen Word: SCRUBBER:
What it really means: A woman who cleans floors for a living, working hard in Christian fashion, scrubbing them clean. An asset to any household.
Perverted usage:
A young woman of ill-repute whose parted legs are constantly in the company of men. Considered by some to be the junior version of the *****
her dress code is risqué and her mannerisms are ungracefully common. As a result of her ‘laid back’ lifestyle she very rarely is able to hold down a full-time job and relies on government pay outs and funding from then-boyfriends to survive. This financial hardship means she is forced to cut back on luxuries such as soap, although she still manages to afford the ‘necessities’ of booze and cigarettes. On occasion when she does hold down a full-time job she will rarely curb her natural habits and is likely to be very famous among her co-workers for being a ******
"Scrubber" is probably of British origin, used as a detrogatory term to describe scullery maids or other low-ranking women in domestic service. These were often young women viewed by higher-ranking people as licentious and dirty (particularly their hands). Due to the lack of occupations for women in the 19th and early 20th century women usually were forced to work in service or as prostitutes, and many had dealings with both. The actual term "scrubber" may refer either to her occupation of scouring floors, or to the actual implement used to clean the floor - the scrubbing brush.
My husband has been having an affair with his scrubber secretary.
You're a right scrubber!
Look at that girl at the end of the bar; she's a scrubber.
Well, I'm sorry (not!) slangsters, but I shall be repromotingly unperverting this noble word from now on, in honour of my faithful loving, hard-working scrubber of a wife.
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