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Ban the Harvey Milk Homer U.S. Postage Stamp. -
05-30-2014, 11:21 PM
Aren't liberal atheists about done making anal sex homer, Harvey Milk, into a saint? First, there was the book, The Mayor of Castro Street.
Then, there was a movie. Now, they want to put his ugly face on every letter with a postage stamp.
Thank God, Christians are saying they won't take it anymore. Let's join together and boycott the post office until it drops this crazy imagine from its stamps.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...on&ir=Religion
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Ban the Harvey Milk Homer U.S. Postage Stamp. -
05-30-2014, 11:56 PM
Thank God this country still has freedom of speech. If you don't want the stamp it's simply a matter of not buying it.
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Location: In the kitchen
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Re: Ban the Harvey Milk Homer U.S. Postage Stamp. -
05-31-2014, 12:16 AM
What if I get a letter that has that stamp on it? Will I catch the aids?
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Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
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Re: Ban the Harvey Milk Homer U.S. Postage Stamp. -
05-31-2014, 12:50 AM
I have placed a note on my mailbox to inform the mailman that I will not accept any letters that have the likeness of a pervert or any other God hating Democrat on them.
I believe we should all follow this course.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Mayor of Freehold
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Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Ban the Harvey Milk Homer U.S. Postage Stamp. -
05-31-2014, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
I have placed a note on my mailbox to inform the mailman that I will not accept any letters that have the likeness of a pervert or any other God hating Democrat on them.
I believe we should all follow this course.
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Great idea, Brother Alvin. Hit the liberals in the Post Office in the pocketbook. If we reject every letter that has the Harvey Milk stamp, the P.O. will have to pay for transporting it back to where it came from.
The Post Master General will eventually wise up.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Ban the Harvey Milk Homer U.S. Postage Stamp. -
05-31-2014, 03:23 AM
The Postmaster of Freehold is under strict orders to burn any letter or package bearing a stamp with the image of a queer or a nigra.
Ever since Barrack HUSSEIN Obama occupied the White House, the country has gone to hell in a handbasket.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
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Re: Ban the Harvey Milk Homer U.S. Postage Stamp. -
05-31-2014, 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven
What if I get a letter that has that stamp on it? Will I catch the aids?
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Dearest Mother of Seven,
Of course YOU cannot. You're SAVED AND PROTECTED BY JESUS. However, unsaved trash are certainly, as always, in the danger zone. That stamp most certainly contains nanoscale possssions by SATAN and SATAN transmits homer impulses that can manifest themselves as viral particles.
And, as you can see, the officials of LBC are well informed and acting on the issue!
Matthew 4:10, dear Sister in Jesus.
PRAISE JESUS!!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Ban the Harvey Milk Homer U.S. Postage Stamp. -
05-31-2014, 03:51 PM
2 Chronicles 7:14
In researching the Harvey Milk stamp, I found that at first, the designers did not want the stamp to be self-adhesive, so the purchaser would be licking the backside of Mr. Milk each time they used the stamp. While this is no surprise to heterosexuals, it is unlikely the general, Godless public would have made the connection.
Even so, Lord Jesus, come! Our world has deteriorated into one where humble, meek, and innocent women are surrounded by sin (except in Freehold) and where men are so much more interested in personal gain than serving God. We may as well be living in Sodom or Gomorrah, the Minneapolis/St. Paul of the scriptures.
(No offense to the Twin Cities, but you do have several homer establishments so if I were living there I would be in constant prayer that an angel leads you out before destruction cometh.)
Oh, COME, Lord Jesus! Father God, as we come against this postage stamp, we ask in the name of our LORD JESUS (May He always be praised) that the adhesive on these stamps fails, rendering them unusable. Do not allow the printing to contain the AIDS, and replace the face of homersexuals with HOLY SCRIPTURE. Help the designer of this wretched stamp to find Your Salvation® and bring him to his knees that he might feel the issue that comes from the Hem of Your Garment®. We believe, Father God, in the amazing power of prayer and just call on the armies of heaven to fight this fight for us. We leave it in Your Precious, Nail-scarred Hands, our sweet, sweet, sweet JESUS. GLORY! Amen and Amen and Amen
Oh, how I felt the Holy Ghost as I prayed that prayer. God is so good to us!
NRL
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Ban the Harvey Milk Homer U.S. Postage Stamp. -
05-31-2014, 10:21 PM
Praise Jesus, the AFA has taken my advice and followed suit on the issue of queer contaminated postage stamps.
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Christian Group Will Refuse to Open Mail Sent with Harvey Milk Stamp
This month, the United States Postal Service made Harvey Milk the first openly gay elected official to have his face grace a postage stamp. Now, one of the country’s most prominent fundamentalist Christian organization has declared it will not be accepting any mail sent using the new stamp.
The American Family Association put out a press release this week with the title, “A drag queen was behind USPS Harvey Milk stamp.” After moving past the fact that a “self-described drag queen (a biological man with implanted breasts) and former transsexual prostitute” had lobbied to get Milk on the postage, the group let its views on San Francisco Board of Supervisors member, who was assassinated along with the city’s mayor in 1978, be known:
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Honoring predator Harvey Milk on a U.S. postage stamp is disturbing to say the least. Harvey Milk was a very disreputable man and used his charm and power to prey on young boys with emotional problems and drug addiction. He is the last person we should be featuring on a stamp.
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The AFA then submitted these instructions to those who felt the same:
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What you can do…
1. Refuse to accept the Harvey Milk stamp if offered by your local post office. Instead, ask for a stamp of the United States flag.
2. Refuse to accept mail at your home or business if it is postmarked with the Harvey Milk stamp. Simply write ‘Return to Sender” on the envelope and tell your postman you won’t accept it.
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Something tells me the AFA is about to get a whole lot of hate mail with Harvey Milk’s smiling face in the upper right-hand corner of the envelope. Unfortunately, due to their strict new policy, they will never see the contents.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ban the Harvey Milk Homer U.S. Postage Stamp. -
06-01-2014, 09:40 AM
I bet they got the idea from Godless Sweden.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Ban the Harvey Milk Homer U.S. Postage Stamp. -
06-02-2014, 02:10 AM
It's interesting that just two days ago, Brother Alvin Moss, True Christian™, announced here that he had placed a note for his postman not to deliver any mail with the Harvey Milk stamp on it. Two day later, a national group adopts the same policy.
I've always said this country's Christian leadership comes from right here in Freehold, IA.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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