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09-16-2006, 12:35 PM
I thought I'd bring up what will inevitably find its way into discussion here anyway...so, how many people here believe the Earth is flat? And yes, I know the biblical words that support that view, but can any of you, if you believe the world flat, give a scientifically plausible explanation of how exactly that could be possible?
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09-16-2006, 12:42 PM
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I thought I'd bring up what will inevitably find its way into discussion here anyway...so, how many people here believe the Earth is flat? And yes, I know the biblical words that support that view, but can any of you, if you believe the world flat, give a scientifically plausible explanation of how exactly that could be possible?
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You are very stupid, aren't you?
You seek proofs but you fail to realize that only one proof needed is already here. A proof greater than any science. It's the bible.
God knows everything. If the Earth were round he would write that down in the bible.
And if the bible says the Earth is flat, then the earth is flat. Who are you to question the bible?
Just to satisfy your scientific urges: If the Earth were round we would fall down. Happy?
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09-16-2006, 12:49 PM
(Sigh) Is anyone going to make an attempt to answer my challenge of providing SCIENTIFIC evidence to support their theory?
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09-16-2006, 01:16 PM
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(Sigh) Is anyone going to make an attempt to answer my challenge of providing SCIENTIFIC evidence to support their theory?
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Rachael,
Andrew used The Bible, in other words God. What can be more scientific?
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09-16-2006, 04:20 PM
As an expert in the scientifical world, I can put this to rest. The world is both flat AND round. I like to think of it as a cookie -- round in two dimensions, and flat in the other. That is the only possible explanation.
I know for a FACT that all astronomy is merely a part of the huge conspiracy to keep us believing that we live on a big blueberry floating around in the middle of nothing, when we know for CERTAIN that we are the center of the universe.
" 30Fear before him, all the earth: the world also shall be stable, that it be not moved." - I Chronicles 16:30 (KJV1611)
"the world also is stablished, that it cannot be moved." - Psalms 93:1 (KJV1611)
"5Who laid the foundations of the earth, that it should not be removed for ever." - Psalms:104:5 (KJV1611)
In addition to andrew's post, if the earth were a ball and spinning, we would all fly off into space, never to be seen or heard from again! To do a totally scientifical experiment, try to put some Army Figurines on a basketball and spin the basketball -- doesn't that prove BOTH that the earth cannot be round and DEFINITELY cannot be spinning. Some people will believe ANYTHING!
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09-16-2006, 04:29 PM
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I thought I'd bring up what will inevitably find its way into discussion here anyway...so, how many people here believe the Earth is flat? And yes, I know the biblical words that support that view, but can any of you, if you believe the world flat, give a scientifically plausible explanation of how exactly that could be possible?
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My Dear Mrs. Van Hellbound, we have had this discussion before and the answer is still the same.
The earth WAS flat until the flood. As the water drained off, it filled the earth like a sponge and puffed it up, except there wasn't enough water to extinguish HELL.
As water evaporates the earth shrinks. Eventually it will be flat again.
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09-16-2006, 10:00 PM
I see. THAT makes sense to you?
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09-16-2006, 10:03 PM
Calm down, they're still trying to grasp the concept of gravity. You can't expect them to understand this all at once.
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09-16-2006, 11:15 PM
Homer, you should know that gravity is only a THEORY, which means it must be wrong (see: THEORY of evilution). Christian scientists like myself have dedicated our lives to preaching the TRUTH™ of Intelligunt Falling! The usually fag-a-licious reporters at the Onion recently did a report on the idea of Intelligunt Falling and I suggest you research it in between orgies.
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09-17-2006, 03:18 AM
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I see. THAT makes sense to you?
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Why not? It is biblically correct and exactly fits the facts as we know them. Scientifically it fits our observations and should therefore be taught in public schools.
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09-17-2006, 04:27 AM
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(Sigh) Is anyone going to make an attempt to answer my challenge of providing SCIENTIFIC evidence to support their theory?
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And once again, we have to explain to you as we would a retarded child, that God made everything. Everything including everything. Any secular labels that you want to affix to His creation, that is your business. We rely on God's Holy Word, which is 100% true and factual.
As I have pointed out to you on countless occasions, your so-called scientific "facts" are constantly changing. For example, only 100 years ago, it was a scientific "fact" that Man could not fly. Nowadays, Pastor Pistle jets all across the earth doing God's work. So you see, science lies. And according to the Holy Bible, your master satan is the father of lies. Therefore, secular science is nothing but satan's attempt to destroy Christianity.
God's Word never changes. Put your trust in Jesus and you need never be confused again. Well, at least not any more confused than being a female mandates....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-17-2006, 11:44 AM
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Calm down, they're still trying to grasp the concept of gravity. You can't expect them to understand this all at once.
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Shut up Corinth. Speak when you can grasp the holy word of God.
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09-17-2006, 01:02 PM
Zekey, science is evolving, like this world did/is. Science is ADVANCING, due to new discoveries, new inventions. Yes, change happens but it is change of advancement.
You cannot compare that to the earth being flat then suddenly filling up. But, it's ok, I understand. The KJV1611 does not mention the word 'brain' anywhere, so it would seem the followers of said bible were never intended to have one.
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09-17-2006, 02:03 PM
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Homer, you should know that gravity is only a THEORY, which means it must be wrong (see: THEORY of evilution). Christian scientists like myself have dedicated our lives to preaching the TRUTH™ of Intelligunt Falling! The usually fag-a-licious reporters at the Onion recently did a report on the idea of Intelligunt Falling and I suggest you research it in between orgies.
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And the THEORY of creation. Actually, gravity is a proven constant measured by the graviton. On a side note, are you mentally retarded or do you jusr have issues spelling intelligent?
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09-17-2006, 03:58 PM
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And the THEORY of creation.
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Creationism as a theory is a mear technicality. For something to become fact it has to be disprovable. This is impossible with Creationism since you can't remove God from an experiment.
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Actually, gravity is a proven constant measured by the graviton.
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Show me the word "graviton" in The Bible sinner.
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09-17-2006, 05:33 PM
This has been discussed before..
So once again I will say: There is no such thing as gravity, it is a theory made up to try and discredit the holy and infallible word of God;
The Bible (KJV1611)
"Are not two sparrows sold for a farthing? And one of them shall not fall on the ground without your Father."
Matthew 10:29
"Can a bird fall in a snare upon the earth, where no gin is for him? Shall one take up a snare from the earth, and have taken nothing at all?"
Amos 3:5
^ As you can see, things fall to the earth because Jesus wills it.
He simply does not want you to be flying around unless you have wings (which you don't) or are using some manner of aircraft.
Then he allows it, but not always. The well-known fact that most aircraft who crash does so during takeoff, confirms this.
Praise!
Without "gravity", which has no scientifical proof whatsoever, and more importantly, is contradicted by the Holy Bible, the Earth has to be flat.
Thus the Earth is flat since we are not falling off. Glory!
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Zekey, science is evolving, like this world did/is. Science is ADVANCING
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How do you know this?
You don't! You only BELIEVE (like your stupid beliefs would matter ) it advances, but in reality it is constantly changing yet it never seems to grasp simple truths.
This is because science is of satan.
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And the THEORY of creation. Actually, gravity is a proven constant measured by the graviton. On a side note, are you mentally retarded or do you jusr have issues spelling intelligent?
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Those "gravitons" (which is a theoretical "particle" for those of you who didn't know.) existence has not even been "proven" by the very secular scientists you worship.
You stupid atheists cannot even agree on what lies you're going to try and force upon people.
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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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09-17-2006, 05:43 PM
[quote=Saria;994 Actually, gravity is a proven constant measured by the graviton. On a side note, are you mentally retarded or do you jusr have issues spelling intelligent?[/quote]Maybe he jusr have the same issues as you.
As I have explained ad nauseum, no one knows what gravity is. And no one can say GOD doesn't cause it. Even if the sickular scientists find yet ANOTHER imaginary particle like the Higgs Boson (indirectly...they must INFER it's existence because they can't actually see it), all they have proven is that GOD is still smarter than man.
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09-17-2006, 05:51 PM
Why not explain this, Missy Hellbound? Why, if you think your Tiara is just so darn so Hot, you keep trying to poke it off your head with your scepter?
I think you better Pray Jesus. That's what I think.
And here's a new "Tiara" for if you don't, as "The Fool sayeth in his Heart there is no God."
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09-17-2006, 05:52 PM
All they have proven is that it's impossible to disprove God and his biblical message!!!
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09-18-2006, 02:29 AM
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How do you know this?
You don't! You only BELIEVE (like your stupid beliefs would matter ) it advances, but in reality it is constantly changing yet it never seems to grasp simple truths.
This is because science is of satan.
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You're a twit.
Want to know how science is advancing?
One example, once a computer was as big as a room and could do less that some modern calculators can do.
Now, they can be carried around with you and used as you are doing, to show the world how ignorant you are.
Second, diseases that once, if contracted, doomed the victim to a pinful death, can now be very quickly cured.
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Why not explain this, Missy Hellbound? Why, if you think your Tiara is just so darn so Hot, you keep trying to poke it off your head with your scepter?
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Well, I could tell you, SUV, but it's a secret.
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