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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 07-07-2012, 07:58 AM

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He probably is one, and is trying to seduce a True Christian™ man into Madame Butterfly-esque perversion of the worst sort.
I'm thoroughly and continually shocked by all these queers that come to God's most friendliest of websites with the singular intention of entrapping manly True Christian™ men with their gay viper's nest.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 01-09-2013, 12:46 PM

I just thought I'd post an update. It was easy to find a woman. She didn't speak any English, (or Swedish) so the communication wasn't the best. But we had some good chats where the great staff at the agency acting as translators. But she came over to Sweden and it all looked great. She's 24, which wasn't quite as young as I'd hoped. Not the best looker either. But she's slim and a virgin, which I think is the most important. Or was a virgin. We're now happily married. She's an excellent cook.

But I have a question. She keeps running away. She doesn't know anybody here so after she's lost the police has to bring her back. I've tried whipping her, chaining her in the cellar. But somehow I find it hard to keep her under control. I work during the days and I can't keep her locked in the house all days. It's not practical.

Any advice?

Whenever we're together she's very obedeint.


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 01-10-2013, 04:58 AM

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I just thought I'd post an update. It was easy to find a woman. She didn't speak any English, (or Swedish) so the communication wasn't the best. But we had some good chats where the great staff at the agency acting as translators. But she came over to Sweden and it all looked great. She's 24, which wasn't quite as young as I'd hoped. Not the best looker either. But she's slim and a virgin, which I think is the most important. Or was a virgin. We're now happily married. She's an excellent cook.

But I have a question. She keeps running away. She doesn't know anybody here so after she's lost the police has to bring her back. I've tried whipping her, chaining her in the cellar. But somehow I find it hard to keep her under control. I work during the days and I can't keep her locked in the house all days. It's not practical.

Any advice?

Whenever we're together she's very obedeint.
You aren't beating her enough.

What is she, a slant? How much did you pay for her?


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 01-10-2013, 06:01 AM

I have asked my father and he has agreed I could apply for this role, I am of child bearing age, for although I have been sexually assaulted it was not by his tallywhacker and therefore I am still a virgin.
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17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.
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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 01-10-2013, 06:09 AM

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I have asked my father and he has agreed I could apply for this role, I am of child bearing age, for although I have been sexually assaulted it was not by his tallywhacker and therefore I am still a virgin.
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I apologise, I see you have found yourself a wife. I did not realise there was a second page.


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17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.
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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 01-10-2013, 08:27 AM

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You aren't beating her enough.

What is she, a slant? How much did you pay for her?
No, she's of God's preferred race and blonde. Russian.

I do beat her quite a bit. We have a punishment room in the cellar. I send her down there when she's been bad. I beat her with a cane. As a result she is very obedient when I'm at home. That's not the problem. The language is a bit of a problem, since we only communicate with quite rudimentary English. I suspect she might not always understand what I command her to do.

I didn't have to pay anyone for her. I paid the agent of course. But the only payment she and her family wanted was the joy of a marriage with a devout and genuine Christian. So I'm sure she feels very happy to have met me.


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No, problem. Thank you for your application. I hope you to can find yourself a good Christian husband.


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 01-10-2013, 10:02 AM

Where you are going wrong is not having put the fear of God's love into her.

It seems when you are around the idea of loving discipline is an effective tool. What she needs to know is that Jesus sees all:

Proverbs 15:3 "The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good."

And He has told us his desires for wives:

Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

The husband is the head of his house hold as Jesus is head of the church.

Ephesians 5:22-24 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

She need to know that if she disobeys you she is disobeying God and He will see everything she does and she will go to Hell.

Acts 1:24 "And they prayed, and said, Thou, Lord, which knowest the hearts of all men, shew whether of these two thou hast chosen"

Hell is not a nice place, full of evil people God has set aside.

Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

You need to get her right with God. When you lovingly discipline her next, time how long before you get tired and have to stop. Next time, only discipline her for half the time.

With the remaining time read her passages from the Bible(KJV1611) like the ones I have posted. Soon she will see the Bible as a pleasent alternative to being lovingly disciplined. When you are half way through the remaining time ask her if she wants you to stop reading the Bible. If she says yes, continue with the discipline. If she says no, ask her to repeat what you have quoted to her. If she gets it right praise her. If she gets it wrong, continue the discipline (you should have recovered your breath, by then.

This is classical (Pavlovian) conditioning and soon she will soon feel unable to run away because of the association of Jesus watching her.

It will take time (depending on how independent she still is) but soon her conditioned healthy fear of God will see you fast on you way to marriage bliss.

All the best!

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 01-10-2013, 11:54 AM

That's are good advice Dr Niles. We do pray every night together and little Svetlana has her own Russian Bible. I will instruct her to read those passages. I'm sure they're the same in the Russian version.

We'll see if that does the trick. I'd hate to have to chain her to the house. Or one of those electrical collars for dogs.


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 01-12-2013, 02:58 AM

Why don't you get out of Sweden then?
It's such a nice country, it doesn't need people like you
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Why don't you get out of Sweden then?
It's such a nice country, it doesn't need people like you
As much as it pains me to live in this vile heathen country I do take it upon me to spread the word and help save these poor souls. This country needs true Christians now more than ever before. Now our government is debating on allowing polygamy in order to make the Muslims happy. It's time to fight back.

Mark 16:15

And he said to them, “Go into all the world and proclaim the gospel to the whole creation.

Matthew 28:19-20

Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. And behold, I am with you always, to the end of the age.”

Psalm 96:3

Declare his glory among the nations, his marvelous works among all the peoples!


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I'm a 37 year old senior manager at a major Swedish corporation. I have a big house on an island in the Stockholm archipelago. A comfortable life. But I'm looking for a woman to share it with. I'm pretty much surrounded by ungodly atheists.

I used to be married. But she was ungodly and left me when I started studying the Bible seriously and acting on it. She was a liberal Christian. They're almost worse than atheists IMHO since they're wolves in sheeps clothing. She was also a feminist and didn't take a beating like a proper woman. Instead she called me a wife-beater. Ungrateful harlot. But such is life in ungodly Sweden.

I take the disciplining of my wife seriously and will strive to make her obedient and eager to serve. I promise to whip my future wife regularly so she knows her place.

So far I have no children, which brings great shame to me.

I'm looking for a virgin woman in a good childbearing age, 15 - 23. 15 is age of consent in Sweden. The younger the better, since it's more likely she's truly a virgin. I prefer blondes. It'll just be easier to fit in in Sweden. A wife of mine of course doesn't work. She'll be a housewife and I expect her to turn to me for any big decission in her life. It's a bonus if she can cook. But it's not important. I have a cleaner, and I can take on a cook if the need arises.

All my wife needs to do is to care for our future children, look pretty, decorate the house and keep herself fit. Yes, I'll be careful not to beat her in her face.

I'm also willing to buy someone's daughter if I get a good offer. Even if arranged marriages are illegal here, it'll only be a problem if the wife ever learns it's illegal. As long as she's kept down, I doubt it'll be a problem.

Anybody out there for a good Christian like me?
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Um, do you know what a "Bible" is, sweetie?

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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 11-27-2014, 01:53 AM

I'm ethnic Russian... man, she and her family is using you. Soon she will run away and obviously has a plan to get some money out of your account a few years later to return to Russia. I know our women, they are not like her, nobody!

I know the mail order business well, my father worked closely in the management of one in Ukraina.
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I'm ethnic Russian... man, she and her family is using you. Soon she will run away and obviously has a plan to get some money out of your account a few years later to return to Russia. I know our women, they are not like her, nobody!

I know the mail order business well, my father worked closely in the management of one in Ukraina.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 11-27-2014, 12:25 PM

Matey, you are 37 years old, ever thought about just sitting down and making few conclusions about your personal life?

My girlfriend is also feminist but it's the real equal rights feminist not the fake "using our rights to win stuff" feminist, i actually agree with her that woman should have more rights, but i still think woman should not work, i think that's just the way i was raised, anyways let's move on.

You hit your wife, in her eyes you are a wife-beater and in the eyes of millions of people also. With your attitude , no normal woman is gonna marry you unless she wants to be handled as a slave not as a loving partner.
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i still think woman should not work, i think that's just the way i was raised, anyways let's move on.
Oh, so a woman should not have to cook, clean the house, and raise children, but instead she should be able to have fun, for example doing scientific research?

...Unless of course you do not consider housework to be "real work." Which would make you pretty much a close-minded male chauvinist pig.


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 12-01-2014, 04:07 PM

"Deuteronomy 22:28-29

28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels[a] of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives."

I guess that's something that this recently jailed "Christian missionary" would like to do.

He is to go to trial for contact with underage girls, don't believe me? Here is the news:

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I sincerely hope that the majority of Christian fathers here aren't proud of following Lot's footsteps, and that the majority of husbands don't take pleasure of beating their wife for no reason.

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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Hello,

Sorry I haven't made introduction yet, due to lack of time and inability to create new topics. However once possible will take into account.
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