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Default The Gayness CAN Be Cured If You Love Jesus! - 10-04-2016, 04:16 AM

Testimony from one of the potential victims I had in my sights, when I was a homosexual by choice. When I hated God, no rectum was safe from my violent assaults. If there was an anus within 50 yards, it was mine. This man always refused my advances, and praise God that he did.

Now, with Jesus, he is completely fag-free and normal. I just wish I had a chance to get to know him better and help him climb out of the fagging sooner.


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In the fall of 1981, as an 18 year old aspiring artist with a dream, and a freshman at one of New York's top art schools, I reached one of the darkest periods in my life. On a cold rainy night, far away from home I acted out on feelings I had throughout my entire childhood and teen years - I had my first homosexual encounter with another student. After drinking alcohol at a school party and getting drunk for the first time ever, something I swore I never would do because of my family's past, my life literally changed in one night. I was plummeted into the deep, dark world of homosexuality. After only a few short months in art school, I suffered from a very severe depression, and dropped out of school and returned home to my family in Connecticut.




I found many of my old high schools friends had also "come out" as homosexuals, and became very active in the homosexual bar scene. I lived for the night - my drinking became worse, I started using cocaine to help alleviate my mental turmoil, and found much love and acceptance by other men. I had many numerous one night stands. I felt I was finally "me". However, my drug addiction got worse to the point where I became a cocaine dealer just to support my habit - I lost my art business to drugs, as well as my dignity to a life based upon a perverse, sensual and decrepit lifestyle I couldn't break free from. It was at this point many of my friends and one night encounters were getting "sick" and dying, and no one knew why. This sickness was the beginning of the Aids epidemic.




Things only grew worse and I saw a 135 lb. living skeleton, and I began to cry. I ran down to a payphone on the corner and called for help. I admitted myself into a drug rehabilitation program, and began my recovery as an inpatient for 3 months at a nearby facility. It was at this point I began to see God working in my life.




Within a few short months I was alcohol and drug free, as well as freed from my bulimia. I had gained about 25 lbs and was feeling great. However, I still had a deep dark secret past hidden inside of me. What was I to do with my homosexuality?




Deep down inside I knew it was wrong, yet I was just suppressing it. After dating a few girls, I found myself one night back again at a local gay bar. I didn't drink or do drugs - but that night I met a man that I fell in love with, and began a 3 year live in relationship with him. It seemed I had it all - my homosexual lifestyle and love, without the drugs, alcohol and bulimia, a great job, beautiful home, and great homosexual friends. I attended church faithfully every week - and felt I had it all. But God wasn't done with me yet. In fact, He had just started.




My doorbell rang and it was my friend Kathy, a friend for years who had seen me through the good and bad times of my life. She had a Bible in her hand, and asked if she could come in.
Kathy told me she left her religious background and became a Christian. She told me how Jesus changed her life and how, according to the Bible, homosexuality was wrong - a sin and an abomination in God's eyes. She told me how, according to the Bible, I was not "born that way", and that it was a choice of lifestyle, from which Jesus could set me - today. I listened intently and something inside of me told me she was right. I told her I would take the Bible and she left. That day, the Word of God cut right through me. I saw my homosexuality for the first time as God saw it - as sin. Anytime something would happen between my partner and I sexually, I found myself praying for forgiveness to God on my bathroom floor. God was tugging at my heart strings, and I knew it.




The tugging was so hard and clear that I left my partner, my job, my family - everything, and headed off to Provincetown, Massacheusetts - a homosexual subculture - to live for a summer, to see if I could reconcile this pull between being a homosexual and being a Christian. Did I have to choose one or the other, or could I be both at the same time in God's eyes?
Well, in that summer of 1991 God opened my eyes to the truth and perverseness of the homosexual lifestyle. I saw it all in full swing, in all of its glory - transsexuals, transvestites, sado masochists, men and women doing things one would never even imagine. After five months in Provincetown, I returned home to my partner asking for forgiveness for leaving him. I was sorry and I was going to put this "Christian" business aside. After only five short months at home in his house, by myself while wrapping Christmas presents, I happened to flip through radio stations and came across a Christian one. A man was singing a song and I heard the lyrics about "men marching for their right to sin". I knew exactly what the song was talking about - it was talking about me. I may have put God on the back burner - but He was still chasing after me.




And on New Year's eve of 1991 I attended a homosexual party with my partner, and for the first time ever in my life - I felt "dirty." I hated myself. I hated my lifestyle. But I just couldn't break free.




I called my friend Kathy on the telephone and told her I was going to move back to Provincetown for good and completely give myself over to the homosexual lifestyle. I felt as if I had lost my soul - I was crying out for help - and that's when Jesus Christ stepped in.




She read to me from the Bible, from the book of Romans, how God will "call" you - and if He keeps calling you, and you hear, yet harden your heart, it may come to a point where He will make you a "reprobate" in His sight and give you completely over to your sin, and allow you to believe "the lie". At that point, according to the Bible, you have basically sealed your destiny away from Him forever.




It scared me so much, I asked her what I needed to do, and she told me that I should pray to Jesus right then, ask Him to deliver me from the homosexuality and to forgive me for my sins and come into my heart and life to be my Lord and Saviour and to take control. At that moment I did, and physically felt the peace of God upon me.




On the telephone that day in January of 1992, I asked Jesus to come into my heart, and He set me free from homosexuality forever. That day God changed my life, and I will be eternally grateful to Him for what He did. Within two days I was out of my partner's bed, and within two weeks I moved out of my partner's home and was on my way and walk with Jesus Christ.




It is unbelievable how the journey has been. Within eight months, I was engaged to a beautiful Christian woman named Irene, who knew me as a homosexual and prayed for me for years. We were married on June 13, 1993. Today, we are very happily married. God has blessed us with two other miracles - our beautiful daughter Chloe Catherine who was born in 1999, and our son Blake Stephen, born on Chloe's birthday in 2001. Chloe's middle name is in dedication to my friend Kathy, who never gave up on me - a vessel of God, whom He used to change my destiny forever.




My life now is wonderful. I am truly free, and it is all because of Jesus Christ and His love for me. Jesus is the answer for all of our needs, no matter what they are. You may be, know or live with a homosexual, a drug addict, or an alcoholic. Let me make something very clear: God loves the sinner - yet He hates the sin. Remember that with God, nothing is impossible. Believe me; I know. I believe in miracles, for I've seen a soul set free! for that lost soul was me.


In Christ


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Default Re: The Gayness CAN Be Cured If You Love Jesus! - 10-04-2016, 12:52 PM

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Testimony from one of the potential victims I had in my sights, when I was a homosexual by choice. When I hated God, no rectum was safe from my violent assaults. If there was an anus within 50 yards, it was mine. This man always refused my advances, and praise God that he did.

Now, with Jesus, he is completely fag-free and normal. I just wish I had a chance to get to know him better and help him climb out of the fagging sooner.





In Christ

Oh sweet, dear Brother Porter:


Sharing this story as you have will hopefully inspire some vile faggot to trust in Jesus for his complete deliverance (the movie of the same title notwithstanding) from s-e-x-u-a-l sin (forgive me, ladies).


Every time a queer sees that he or she can be completely cured and that Christ will sup with him or her (Revelation 3:20), the angel band surely comes together to rejoice (Luke 15:10). I don't think I ever told the story of my former friend, Samantha, who was living the sordid lifestyle of a sexual deviant by engaging in s-e-x with another woman. I have many times tried to picture just how that works. Sometimes for hours on end I would imagine frame by frame how the act of erotic pleasure would begin and end. It is a terrible vision to have but one that was necessary for me to understand Samantha's inner pain. Her "partner", Dena, was an auto mechanic in Brooklyn. She made a good living trying to fix people's cars but what can a woman know about things like internal consumption engines and hydroxic brake systems? It seems folly for the weaker gender to attempt such a life.


But one day, PRAISE GOD, Samantha walked by a little country church in Park Slope, and there she heard the choir singing a song about how nothing could wash away sin but the blood of Jesus. She timidly stepped in that church and took a seat at the back pew. I recall her words: "I sat by this hot blonde and stared at her perky bosoms. I was just about to ask her out, when all of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Jesus is the answer."


Samantha got down on her knees with the blonde and as per the Holy Scripture, (Romans 10:10), used her mouth. Oh, Glory! Immediately Samantha felt the tremendous transforming power of God's Hand. She left Dena and has been living with the blonde all these years. They operate a softball supply store near Jamaica, Queens and are serving Christ through prayer and witnessing to other dykes at one of the few Lesbian bars that remains in the city. (By the way, dyke bars are closing at a rapid rate nationwide, PRAISE JESUS) and I think Samantha's work has a lot to do with that.


Of course, there is sadness associated with this story. Dena, Samantha's ex, was so distraught over the breakup that she turned into a s-e-x pot and started seducing customers at the auto repair shop. She developed the aids and had to go into a nursing home because of the psoriasis brought on by unnatural acts. Well, she got what she deserved. I'm sure my story won't inspire anyone, Brother Porter, but I continue to pray for you and your ex-gay ministries. I would love to hear more about the exploits and gang rapes in which you participated with young, muscular boys back when lust was your raisin detra as the Spanish in France say. Have you considered writing a book?


COME, LORD JESUS
BrotherLarry


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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: The Gayness CAN Be Cured If You Love Jesus! - 10-04-2016, 08:59 PM

This is a Powerful Testimony, Brother!

This illustrates so many positive things about the Faith that naysayers don't understand, things they seek to criticize or trivialize, things that are in reality, Divine Cornerstones of the Spirit Filled Faith!

Early and consistent training about the dangers and disgusting nature of homosexuality: Note how the testimony draws on years of Christian training to have given him a foundation of guilt in the first place. Only when one repeatedly hears the criticism of homosexuality, learns to identify it as perversion, and associates it with a healthy dose of shame and guilt (from simple lessons for the child, to using humor to laugh at them as a part of family fun) can the prodigal son be coaxed back after some years of feeding the mental fungus of a sexually progressive worldview.

Correlating physical health with spiritual health: While the natural man will tell his friend that things like drug and alcohol addiction are symptoms of ineffective stress reducers, incomplete social skills, or even if some component of genetics were involved, in contrast True Christians™ know that in fear in obedience to the LORD can one expect health and long life (Proverbs 3:1-2, 8). God promises to heal us when the world happens to afflict discomfort (disease) on us (James 5:14-26), and even to refrain from reigning down curses onto us in the first place (Exodus 15:26).

The importance of shunning sinners: This testimony is only possible because this poor dupe of Satan neglected to enforce Biblical shunning for his own spiritual and physical protection (Romans 16:17; 1 Corinthians 5:13). While the Lord thy God no longer calls on us to eliminate the spiritual enemy from our proverbial camp like He once did (2 Chronicles 15:13), nevertheless the True Christian™ has ample opportunity to avoid all heathens in today's world while keeping in line with the law (Romans 13:1-7; 1 Peter 2:13-17). We can limit all our social activities to church activities, we can home educate our children and keep them sequestered from unapproved peers until their marriage, and we can simply sit in our homes with the porch lights off, reading and studying the Word of God. What better way can one spend four hours than in the Presence of the Living God (in the functional form of ink on very thin pages, but also in your heart)!

Emotional Manipulation: Some people might say this is a bad thing, but when we break down the words, we see it's merely a practical tactic to bring the lost soul to Christ. When Kathy came to the door with the Bible in hand, she saw the opportunity to manipulate her friend's emotions in the same way the potter might manipulate the clay (Isaiah 64:8). When one's eternal soul is at stake, a few feelings can't get in the way. And that, I think is the real take away message here:
A few feelings should never get in the way of Eternal Salvation.

Praise Jesus for sending people to cultivate and later manipulate the raw, painful, self-loathing emotions of sinners, so they can see just what Jesus thinks of them in the first place (Isaiah 64:6)! Only in this brutal honesty can one know to be grateful that Christ temporarily died so they could have a place in Heaven to praise His Glory forever!


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Default Re: The Gayness CAN Be Cured If You Love Jesus! - 12-07-2016, 10:25 PM

I'd go gay for Mike Wazowski
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I'd go gay for Mike Wazowski
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