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Lightbulb Visit France! My mission - day 2 (of 4) - 07-21-2014, 06:25 AM

In the last episode of "Visit France! - My mission" Elmer tried to learn about French history but only discovered cowards and incompetence. Whilst trying to enter the country, a probe entered his lower rectum, instead, with surprisingly delightful results, as the strong connection between Elmer and Jesus was strengthened still! Elmer realized that Jesus is the only True War Hero™! Don't worry, if you find this confusing, it won't be after the second episode (below).


4 French religion

Abominable history - abominable revolutions - abominable present day - constant sodomy

I had survided my ordeal the previous day (praise JESUS!) and, again, it was morning. GLORY! I immersed myself in education.
France is a country that has been totally and almost irrevocably saturated by cat lickism, absolutely and undoubtedly the most disgusting and demonic religon that Satan ever invited. It combines idolatry to the worship of the anal orifice in a manner that has never been surpassed. It also shows extraordinary persistence in the countries of the Meditationerian Sea, lands inhabited by the mongrel peoples of Japhetic descent mixed with Hamite blood.

Deuteronomy 7:2-4, all forgotten by these nations!
And when the LORD thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them: Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son. For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the LORD be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.

Because of this, I was initially delighted to learn that the amount of Mary worshippers is actually DECREASING in Godless France! A few decades ago almost everybody bowed to the cat lick false priests, now the numbers are down to one half during these Ends of Time. If you study this according to the people's opinion (which is notoriously untrustworthy in cat lick countries but can give some insights), only one quarter consider themselves papist. This is certainly a promising sign, as cat lickism is WORSE THAN ATHEISM OR AGNOSTICISM; as compared to the state zero of atheists, cat licks have to first unlearn their false doctrines before they can actually start gaining in Godliness at all (let's be prudent and say they start at -50). Unfortunately, the expected demise of papism has not brought about any healthy changes in the Frenchies' attitudes to the most crucial and pivotal problems that our Earth faces today. Only 10% of them believe in resurrection and Hell is not even considered in the questions! Almost 70% of them, in contrast, believe in murdering innocent fetuses for Satan via the free abortions. Luckily, only about 5% are mudslimes.

It all comes down to the uppity scum that started to revolt in the late 18th century! They have never repented. They have tried to establish idol worship in a country that has never seen anything but idol worship aka papism! Now they have replaced the idolatry of Mary and Anus worship with scientism, soccer and disgusting cuisine!

Ephesians 6:5 - Servants, be obedient to them that are [your] masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ;

I finally had a rendez-vous with my Baptist liaison, Jean-Marc (I cannot disclose his last name as he is persecuted). The 6500 Baptists in France are a mess. Women give speeches, tithing is underrated, rod is seldom admistered. My scolding was cut short as they wanted to take me visit some cultural sights of their boring country. I could not finish my sermon (in French) as I was hastily directed to a vehicle (a Citroën that broke down twice during the 100-mile voyage).


This is the car I had to tolerate during the trip.

They took me to see the coast and a "wonderful Christian abbey"?! What do abbeys have to do with Christianity!? Nothing, as we know!


5 The dungpile

Cat lick greed - papist lust - Jesus sobs and weeps

Mt Saint-Michel is an island half the time and a mud-enclosed rock the other half depending on the tides in the Chanel of England. They call it a tidal island that is surrounded my mud n' slime. I had wished to see the nearby Omaha Beach resorts, where real American® soldiers died for the sorry French asses but instead I had to visit the vilest of the vile. A cat lick monument of anal rape.
This momument of cat lick greed and lust for power and catamites was constructed starting during the 9th century. Men and women who should have given their tithes to a True Christian™ community were forced to waddle in the sludge carrying construction materials for these homermonks! The result is a physically impressive assembly of stone buildings topped by the actual abbey and its riches.

The road to the abbey is the most obnoxious travesty of Cristianity I have ever seen. The road leading to the top is flanked by countless shops and alcohol vending venues selling cheap souvenirs and booze to Jap tourists that swarm the area. Jesus is not going to tolerate this!

Matthew 21:12-13. And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves, said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.

How different from a pure, True Christian™ Baptist Church that is meek and humble. The tithes of our believers are used to enhance evangelizing the Word of God®. But there, in the papist dungpile, the Japanese poured their yen on shops and boozerhouses. On the top, the abbey looked despisingly down at the scum that flocked the streets. The design is ingenious in its demonic nature. The filth, dung and human waste consisting of the monks' feces, urine and semen, can be easily discarded by throwing them on the needy at the lower levels who in desperate but misguided efforts to gain the next meal and SALVATION™ consume this cesspit of demonic material in order to live to the next day unknowing that the next station of this Metropolitain is HELL! Needless to say, I vomited on the streets before we reached the abbey doors. Here you had a pay a FEE to enter. Needless to say, I once more vomited and refused to enter. My hosts were flabbergasted and proved to be false Baptists. I immediately started to recite the KJV mightily but to no avail. We were gently but firmly removed from the premises, thank GOD!

1 Timothy 1: 8-11
But we know that the law [is] good, if a man use it lawfully; Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers, For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine; According to the glorious gospel of the blessed God, which was committed to my trust.


6 My view into deepest HELL

The cathedral - the altar boys - the despair - Jesus is the Savior of all - except of cat licks - stay tuned!

On the way back my hosts were sullen as I expressed VERY honestly my thoughts on the abbey visit. However, I was somewhat delighted as we seemed to share some common groud. They chatted excitedly in French and while I could not follow the conversation in detail I got the gist of it. They mentioned Brother Vladimir Putin (but pronounced his blessed name 'Pewtang' or Putain as is their funny way). I presume they also find him Godly and worthy of mention.


We came to a large cat lick false temple called Charters (I suppose they are chartering it from the pope). Three false priests and some boys were practising for a false mass.

Then it happened.

A boy carried a vessel with foul incest and one of the false priests touched his shoulder and guided his hand. An unuttered understanding was transmitted between their eyes. Supposedly the man was educating the boy in proper attitude during the false mass but then the boy reciprocated, leaned by half an inch towards the man. They were homerlovers. The others had sly smiles and slimy saliva on their mouths.

Needless to say, I vomited heavily and, again, started reciting from Romans 1:
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:



Here you see a swarm of papists planning on a strategy to
spawn their semen in unsuspecting boys.

The day was ending and I saw absolutely NO HOPE for France. The false Baptists took me to a hôtel and I started my prayer duties in earnest. I was thankful that the next day could NOT GET ANY WORSE.


It did.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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Last edited by Elmer G. White; 09-23-2014 at 03:22 AM. Reason: FYI: I did leave France safely thanks to JESUS and all your prayers!
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