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How about now? -
03-04-2013, 03:17 PM
If you guys allow me to to upload videos, then I'll think about becoming a true christian. Well, what do you say?
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by liar mcguillicuddy
If you guys allow me to to upload videos, then I'll think about becoming a true christian. Well, what do you say?
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Yeah, we really want you in Heaven with us, jiving the place up.
To upload a video, press the red X in the upper right corner of your browser, and never come back.
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by liar mcguillicuddy
If you guys allow me to to upload videos, then I'll think about becoming a true christian. Well, what do you say?
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Your statement makes no sense whatsoever. The two have nothing to do with each other.
What are these videos about?
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Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 03:36 PM
Hello liar mcguillicuddy. If you are trying to link to a YouTube video there is a section called BB code that tells how to do that. There is a link on every page. Look in the Posting Rules box at the bottom left.
The Pastors thought of everything.
Thank you.
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Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by liar mcguillicuddy
If you guys allow me to to upload videos, then I'll think about becoming a true christian. Well, what do you say?
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Gospel according to liar mcguillicuddy: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, but they have to go first"? Ethically indefensible, from either a Christian or secular viewpoint.
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Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 06:29 PM
Yeah, you can include links to Youtube vids in your posts, but they'll probably get deleted if TPTB don't like what you say. That's just how they roll here.
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Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by liar mcguillicuddy
If you guys allow me to to upload videos, then I'll think about becoming a true christian. Well, what do you say?
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Why would any one want want to see gaywise scat play videos?
You people baffle me.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by liar mcguillicuddy
If you guys allow me to to upload videos, then I'll think about becoming a true christian. Well, what do you say?
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You'll "think" about it. In other words, just give you the right to upload videos.
How about you read the entire KJV Bible from front to back and we'll think about it.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by teddybear
...they'll probably get deleted if TPTB don't like what you say. That's just how they roll here.
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Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 07:10 PM
Didymus, I'm having trouble figuring you out. Are you a believer or not? You seem to spout the same stuff they say here, yet you've got the unsaved trash label and a bunch of bad rep.
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Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by teddybear
Didymus, I'm having trouble figuring you out. Are you a believer or not? You seem to spout the same stuff they say here, yet you've got the unsaved trash label and a bunch of bad rep.
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He is a dirty atheist who is destined for Satan's hairy forked phallus.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by teddybear
Didymus, I'm having trouble figuring you out. Are you a believer or not?...
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What does "Arrogant Atheist Dick" mean to you?
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...You seem to spout the same stuff they say here...
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I agree with them about what the Bible says, because whenever they say it says something, I go read that section of the Bible, and HEY, it says what they say it says.
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...yet you've got the unsaved trash label and a bunch of bad rep.
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It's how they show me the Love™ of God®©™.
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He is a dirty atheist who is destined for Satan's hairy forked phallus...
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See?
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Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 07:24 PM
Oh oops, didn't see that, as I usually make my screen reader skip all the badges and go straight to the text. I thought it was just a label they gave you because you hit their bad chord the same way they've got my title as blind, deaf, and dumb and my avatar as a blind black man. The only thing they got right is the blind part, although if the dude in my avatar plays like Ray Charles then cool.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 07:39 PM
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...The only thing they got right is the blind part, although if the dude in my avatar plays like Ray Charles then cool.
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How would you feel if I told you it's Clayton Bigsby?
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Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
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Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Gospel according to liar mcguillicuddy: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, but they have to go first"? Ethically indefensible, from either a Christian or secular viewpoint.
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My current philosophy is:
1) Don't offend others
2) Try my best not to be offended
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Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
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Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by teddybear
Didymus, I'm having trouble figuring you out. Are you a believer or not? You seem to spout the same stuff they say here, yet you've got the unsaved trash label and a bunch of bad rep.
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I am an agnostic deist. I used to be a fundamentalist christian, but then I thought about the Garden of Eden story, and decided that the god of Genesis had anger problems. Why the hell should I be punished for what Adam and Eve did? Plus, there were some complete mormons at my former church. One guy said that Israel had the right to invade Egypt and Syria because those territories belonged to the Jews. The current pastor is a guy who went to a so-called "bible college" and his logic and reasoning capabilities have been completely wasted. Plus, I can't stand the tea party, although if you check my introduction, you'll realize I'm not a completely liberal person. I'm too lazy to post a link to my introduction, but it's titled "this is why you read". Feel free to read it if you haven't already.
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Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 09:46 PM
Oh boy, so many people with...uhm...interesting ideas. I'm a Christian despite what they say on this board, but they'd probably call me a cherry picker here because my beliefs are a lot more laid back than these people. If you think about it, this site is pretty comical if you look at it the right way.
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Re: How about now? -
03-04-2013, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by liar mcguillicuddy
I am an agnostic deist. I used to be a fundamentalist christian, but then I thought about the Garden of Eden story, and decided that the god of Genesis had anger problems. Why the hell should I be punished for what Adam and Eve did? Plus, there were some complete mormons at my former church. One guy said that Israel had the right to invade Egypt and Syria because those territories belonged to the Jews. The current pastor is a guy who went to a so-called "bible college" and his logic and reasoning capabilities have been completely wasted. Plus, I can't stand the tea party, although if you check my introduction, you'll realize I'm not a completely liberal person. I'm too lazy to post a link to my introduction, but it's titled "this is why you read". Feel free to read it if you haven't already.
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Wow, I've never met anyone too lazy to be a liebral before. I think that may be a world record in laziness.
And you're just another idiot who thinks he knows more than God. Somehow you think we haven't dealt with the likes of you before, but nothing you've done is more than mildly annoying, which is why you're still here.
As for your old Pastor, he went to Bible college and learned what the Bible actually said? Oh how dare he argue with the great liar mcguillicuddy since "liar" knows more about God than God Himself.
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True Christian™
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Re: How about now? -
03-05-2013, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by teddybear
Oh oops, didn't see that, as I usually make my screen reader skip all the badges and go straight to the text. I thought it was just a label they gave you because you hit their bad chord the same way they've got my title as blind, deaf, and dumb and my avatar as a blind black man. The only thing they got right is the blind part, although if the dude in my avatar plays like Ray Charles then cool.
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If you don't mind me asking, or even if you do...
How did you become blind? Did you pluck out your eyeballs yourself, because they offended you, or did God curse you in the womb?
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: How about now? -
03-05-2013, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by liar mcguillicuddy
If you guys allow me to to upload videos, then I'll think about becoming a true christian. Well, what do you say?
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No
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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