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  • Re: God Hates Asexuals

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    • Re: God Hates Asexuals

      Originally posted by Chester Longshire View Post
      I guess Im kinda confused.

      What don't you understand? Its all so obvious.

      Anyway, why don't you marry an oriental guy? They are generally asexual:
      http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Japan/NC13Dh01.html
      Why do I have to marry someone to live with them? Can't I just have someone kind of like a roommate but always be there for that someone, and that someone to be there for me through good and through hard times?

      And about my previous post, I meant saint celebration days. They keep adding to the list of such days. I don't know if your Church has added any new rules to it though.

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      • Re: God Hates Asexuals

        Originally posted by TekcubEht View Post
        Why do I have to marry someone to live with them? Can't I just have someone kind of like a roommate but always be there for that someone, and that someone to be there for me through good and through hard times?

        And about my previous post, I meant saint celebration days. They keep adding to the list of such days. I don't know if your Church has added any new rules to it though.
        Saint celebration days are products of medieval superstitious cath-licks.

        Baptists are manly and austere.


        I know what you are thinking? Every religion in the world claims to be the right one, why should I believe you?

        There is a huge difference between True Christianity and false religions, dear. False religions such as wicca, Islam, freemasonry, atheism and communism are incapable of making you happy.

        When you are filled up with the Holy Spirit all of this will make sense. Remove the scales from thine eye and come onboard Christ's Love wagon.

        I don't want to see you burn in hell for eternity.

        Why don't you just accept Jesus Christ this very moment instead of living in the sin of this "asexual" alternative lifestyel?
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        • Re: God Hates Asexuals

          Originally posted by TekcubEht View Post
          Why do I have to marry someone to live with them? Can't I just have someone kind of like a roommate but always be there for that someone, and that someone to be there for me through good and through hard times?
          Think about this logic of being a roomate for the rest of your life: a real woman wants to be spanked and put in her proper place. No "room mate" can do this for you.

          A gay asexual chinaman could do this for you, but a real Powerful White Christian Man would never leave you alone for more than a few moments, while you are making him a sandwich.

          Women need guidence and leadership.

          Do you want some limp wristed "goth" to hang out with: on Saturday night you will say "what do you want to do?" and he will say "I dunno, what do you wanna do?"

          Whereas a Christian man will say "woman, make me a sandwhich, then we are going to go out and watch a play such as Pilgrim's Progress, or maybe go to church."

          A Man needs to be in the driver's seat, a woman in the passenger seat, or if she misbehaves, the trunk.

          I've never met a woman who in her heart wants anything other than complete submission to her husband.

          As a virgin your value is far above a God-mocking whore. You could use it to get a husband. With money. And with God.

          This would solve all of your problems.

          You need to stop thinking "why? why? why?" and let your man think for you.
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          • Re: God Hates Asexuals

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            No, dear, it's like asking "Why" and then sticking your head in the sand and refusing to apply the tiniest bit of effort towards the solution that has been given to you again and again and again and again.
            That solution's too simple. It basically says to not question the Creator's reasons for working through paradoxes or giving paradoxical orders.
            But I have no way of knowing for sure that the Bible truly is God's word. Could have been written by people claiming to have known God and they could have used that just to scare people and make them do their bidding.
            I only have the words of fellow humans. And as far as I have experienced, people lie. Not always, but they can lie. Most people are also easy to manipulate.

            History books have also been preserved. That doesn't mean that certain details haven't been left out. Two countries that have been in war with each other will have different points of view in their history books. Each side will try to make itself appear to be the victim of the other. Each will make its leader sound braver than he really was.

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            • Re: God Hates Asexuals

              Originally posted by Chester Longshire View Post
              Think about this logic of being a roomate for the rest of your life: a real woman wants to be spanked and put in her proper place. No "room mate" can do this for you.

              A gay asexual chinaman could do this for you, but a real Powerful White Christian Man would never leave you alone for more than a few moments, while you are making him a sandwich.

              Women need guidence and leadership.

              Do you want some limp wristed "goth" to hang out with: on Saturday night you will say "what do you want to do?" and he will say "I dunno, what do you wanna do?"

              Whereas a Christian man will say "woman, make me a sandwhich, then we are going to go out and watch a play such as Pilgrim's Progress, or maybe go to church.

              A Man needs to be in the driver's seat, a woman in the passenger seat, or if she misbehaves, the trunk.
              I do not seek to be hit. I am not a masochist.
              Now please make me a sandwich.
              *swings frying pan*

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              • Re: God Hates Asexuals

                Originally posted by TekcubEht View Post
                That solution's too simple.
                Friend, the LORD created the entire mindbogglingly complex universe in just six days (Genesis 1:1-31). Simple is His middle name!

                Originally posted by TekcubEht View Post
                It basically says to not question the Creator's reasons for working through paradoxes or giving paradoxical orders.
                No, silly. It basically says to read the Scriptures in faith. I would suggest you start reading the Holy Bible, all of it. We know that "faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God" (Romans 10:17). So to be safe, perhaps you should read the Holy Bible out loud so you can also hear it. Then you will have faith, and then Scripture will make sense!
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Re: God Hates Asexuals

                  Originally posted by TekcubEht View Post
                  I do not seek to be hit. I am not a masochist.
                  Now please make me a sandwich.
                  *swings frying pan*
                  Where did I say you want to be hit?

                  I think you are mistaking my intention again. No need to be so willful.

                  As sister Mary said, why don't you try reading a bible for once?
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                  • Re: God Hates Asexuals

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    Friend, the LORD created the entire mindbogglingly complex universe in just six days (Genesis 1:1-31). Simple is His middle name!



                    No, silly. It basically says to read the Scriptures in faith. I would suggest you start reading the Holy Bible, all of it. We know that "faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God" (Romans 10:17). So to be safe, perhaps you should read the Holy Bible out loud so you can also hear it. Then you will have faith, and then Scripture will make sense!
                    Why not one second?

                    I am reading from it, but they just don't seem to promote Love as much as hatred towards fellow people. I was reminded of this one right on this forum:
                    Luke 14:26
                    26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

                    The Book of Job also says your wives and children do not matter, because God gave them to you. But if you were one of those wives, being told that you can easily be replaced is kind of harsh. God also did not take the woman and give it to the man, the woman gave herself to that man, or other people gave her to that man.

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                    • Re: God Hates Asexuals

                      Originally posted by TekcubEht View Post
                      Why not one second?

                      I am reading from it, but they just don't seem to promote Love as much as hatred towards fellow people. I was reminded of this one right on this forum:
                      Luke 14:26
                      26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

                      The Book of Job also says your wives and children do not matter, because God gave them to you. But if you were one of those wives, being told that you can easily be replaced is kind of harsh. God also did not take the woman and give it to the man, the woman gave herself to that man, or other people gave her to that man.
                      Amen.
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                      • Re: God Hates Asexuals

                        Originally posted by TekcubEht View Post
                        I am reading from it, but they just don't seem to promote Love as much as hatred towards fellow people.
                        Keep up, son! New Study Proves Bible Is Not "All About Love"
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Re: God Hates Asexuals

                          Originally posted by Chester Longshire View Post
                          Where did I say you want to be hit?

                          I think you are mistaking my intention again. No need to be so willful.

                          As sister Mary said, why don't you try reading a bible for once?
                          You have said:
                          "Think about this logic of being a roomate for the rest of your life: a real woman wants to be spanked and put in her proper place. No "room mate" can do this for you."
                          Then I'd rather not be a real woman. I am not seeking to be put in my proper place, I already have my place, and my place is wherever I will end up.

                          I did read parts of it, not the whole Bible. I'm still reading from it, but it only makes me more confused the further I read.
                          Not to mention that Genesis was raising questions such as:
                          "Why did God create Adam and Eve if he knew that his creations will choose to disobey him? Why did he allow satan the serpent to stay in the garden of Eden if he knew he would tempt the humans into eating the apple? Why was God so scared that man learned to differentiate bad from good? Why did he put that tree there in the first place if he knew that humans will do that? Why did he even bother to create humans? Was he feeling lonely or bored?"

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                          • Re: God Hates Asexuals

                            Originally posted by TekcubEht View Post
                            You have said:
                            "Think about this logic of being a roomate for the rest of your life: a real woman wants to be spanked and put in her proper place. No "room mate" can do this for you."
                            Then I'd rather not be a real woman. I am not seeking to be put in my proper place, I already have my place, and my place is wherever I will end up.

                            I did read parts of it, not the whole Bible. I'm still reading from it, but it only makes me more confused the further I read.
                            Not to mention that Genesis was raising questions such as:
                            "Why did God create Adam and Eve if he knew that his creations will choose to disobey him? Why did he allow satan the serpent to stay in the garden of Eden if he knew he would tempt the humans into eating the apple? Why was God so scared that man learned to differentiate bad from good? Why did he put that tree there in the first place if he knew that humans will do that? Why did he even bother to create humans? Was he feeling lonely or bored?"
                            I think sister Mary has really given you the nitty gritty on a platter, hon.

                            Have a great Christmas vacation now.

                            YiC,

                            Chester
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                            • Re: God Hates Asexuals

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              It is interesting that you call me "son", though that doesn't change the fact that I was unlucky enough to be born a woman.

                              I already knew it wasn't "all about love" as opposed to what they had told us in school. It also does not promote people having fun. But then promises heaven (a place where people THINK they will have fun, but I think they will just be turned into people who only live to sing praises to God and do nothing at all for themselves, for the rest of time) to whoever just has fear of God. That is all that it expects. Humans to fear God.

                              If you only need to believe in Jesus at the end, but can do horrible acts your whole life and say that you will believe at the end and be saved, where's the point in that? It's like getting yourself a subscription for doing any anti-human thing possible, but you pay at the end for it and get paid back tenfold for doing everything contrary to the bible.

                              Therefore, I must ask you: why bother to fix the asexuals, homosexuals, fornicators and such, if they can just say just before they die that they believe in Jesus Christ and still get saved? Doesn't that pretty much make your efforts of trying to fix them useless?

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                              • Re: God Hates Asexuals

                                Originally posted by TekcubEht View Post
                                It is interesting that you call me "son", though that doesn't change the fact that I was unlucky enough to be born a woman.
                                I really don't care.

                                Originally posted by TekcubEht View Post
                                I already knew it wasn't "all about love" as opposed to what they had told us in school.
                                "They" told you wrong. Reading the Bible yourself will arm you with the information you seek.

                                Originally posted by TekcubEht View Post
                                But then promises heaven (a place where people THINK they will have fun....
                                Is that what "they" told you?

                                Originally posted by TekcubEht View Post
                                That is all that it expects. Humans to fear God.
                                Yes, dear. Fear and obey (Ecclesiastes 12:13).

                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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