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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-07-2008, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Liam Joseph Donovan
Got any proof to that, because thats one wild claim you got there.
I'm from the ROI not northen Ireland idiot, Pastor Ezekiel said and i quote "But you drunks up north hate the British, don't you." up north to GB is Scotland.
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So you're a papist mick?
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-07-2008, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
So you're a papist mick?
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I'm not surprised these "Irish" are still in a drunken stupor, they didn't realize they could just fish for something to eat when they had that potato "famine" some time ago (they are an "island" nation afterall).
They can't even avail themselves of modern alcohol treatment programs, much less avail themselves of reading modern printed Bibles (KJV1611). It's no wonder they are still ring kissing papists.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-08-2008, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Liam Joseph Donovan
Got any proof to that, because thats one wild claim you got there.
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Of course I don't have any proof. The Jews covered it up.
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I'm from the ROI not northen Ireland idiot.
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One minute you're claiming to be normal and British, the next you admit to being a leprechaun-worshipping mick. Make your filthy drunken mind up.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-08-2008, 03:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Liam Joseph Donovan
...Then you should come here.
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It's an excellent idea. I'll propose that to the Landover Overseas Ministry board. A mission to England is probably in order. Even if we only save one of your poor souls it will be worth it.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-08-2008, 10:02 AM
Ok once and for all. I'm PART Irish and PART English
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-08-2008, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Of course I don't have any proof. The Jews covered it up.
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Yet again you have made an irrelevant and stupid contribution. Now your Hitler, scapegoating jews.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-08-2008, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Liam Joseph Donovan
Ok once and for all. I'm PART Irish and PART English
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Brother T,
He also 'claims' to be PART Dutch, German AND Russian!!
I have already explained to him how this isn't possible, yet he persists in making these ridiculous claims.
Be careful with this one, I think he may be retarded!
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-08-2008, 02:51 PM
I think you mum might be retarded.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-09-2008, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Liam Joseph Donovan
I think you mum might be retarded.
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So now you're saying your mother is a retard? That tells us a LOT.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-09-2008, 10:13 AM
Well by saying that you have just proved your own retardedness by confirming you can't read.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-09-2008, 12:24 PM
Actually, son, if you re-read what you wrote -
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I think YOU mum might be retarded.
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It sounds here as if you are addressing your mother, and telling her she's a retarded! You illiterate dyslexic heathens crack me up!
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-09-2008, 12:35 PM
And don't forget. Harry Potter comes from Britain.
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-09-2008, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Liam Joseph Donovan
I think you, mum, might be retarded.
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This is a perfect example of eats, shoots, and leaves and why the English don't even deserve their own language.
What kind of fool native English speaker is too lazy or stupid to learn how to punctuate? How can one honor Jesus by writing illegible trash on His favorite forum?
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-09-2008, 03:08 PM
Ok forget it lets put it in the past, reverend i'm apologise for telling you to shut up, that was out of order of me but i would apreciated it if you don't call me a retard then i would not have to retaliate.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-09-2008, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Liam Joseph Donovan
Ok forget it lets put it in the past, reverend i'm apologise for telling you to shut up, that was out of order of me but i would apreciated it if you don't call me a retard then i would not have to retaliate.
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But you ARE a retard! Why should I lie about that FACT? Just to make a worthless little dweeb like you feel a little better about himself? I don't think so.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-09-2008, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Liam Joseph Donovan
Ok forget it lets put it in the past, reverend i'm apologise for telling you to shut up, that was out of order of me but i would apreciated it if you don't call me a retard then i would not have to retaliate.
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I think this is the copy from the back of the t-shirt printed for last year's national organization of retardeds.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-09-2008, 04:39 PM
See this is what i'm talking about. Do you like people feel like shit just because you, yourself have no self convidence. i apologised, try and have some ball and accept it.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-09-2008, 07:43 PM
England ist voll von Tee trinken, Churchill liebenden, Spitfire fliegenden Schweinen!
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-09-2008, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Joseph Helmut Berger
England ist voll von Tee trinken, Churchill liebenden, Spitfire fliegenden Schweinen!
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-09-2008, 07:51 PM
Thats German not deamon language.
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