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101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
08-12-2008, 12:09 PM
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As we are currently discussing Why Atheists are so miserable, I have decided to start this new thread - to continue my '101 Reasons' Series with '101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG'.
Reason No. 1 - The Holy Bible!
Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are!
Reason No. 2 - Evil-ution from Monkeys!
If we really evolved from monkeys, why do monkeys STILL exist? Surely they would've evolved too? And why don't we have tails or swing from trees or speak in monkey-talk? These atheists must be pretty deluded to believe such nonsense!
Reason No. 3 - The 'Big Bang'
Atheists believe there was a 'Big Bang' which created the Earth and the Universe and all things?? Well, what created the 'Big Bang'?? And what was there before it 'banged'??? Ask ANY atheist - they won't be able to answer you! Why? Because God created the 'Big Bang'! And then went on to create the Earth and everything in just 6 days! Praise Jesus!
Reason No. 4 - Dinosaurs
Most dumb atheists believe that man and dinosaurs didn't inhabit the Earth at the same time. However, we know this to be a LIE! Didn't Noah ride dinosaurs onto the Ark? Aren't Dinosaurs mentioned throughout the Bible?
Checkmate - Atheist!
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
08-12-2008, 12:25 PM
5. They have to lie to make their point (in which case their point must be a lie). They try to "prove" their Darwinist monkey cult through such obviously forged evidence as the Piltdown man, while ignoring real evidence such as the Paluxy man tracks.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
09-13-2009, 08:52 PM
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5. They have to lie to make their point (in which case their point must be a lie). They try to "prove" their Darwinist monkey cult through such obviously forged evidence as the Piltdown man, while ignoring real evidence such as the Paluxy man tracks.
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I am not a lier. If my numbers are wrong, then they're wrong. I do the best I can to ensure that my numbers are correct.
Forgive me for ignoring the real evidence, but can you please explain paluxy man tracks to me?
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-05-2013, 04:52 AM
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5. They have to lie to make their point (in which case their point must be a lie). They try to "prove" their Darwinist monkey cult through such obviously forged evidence as the Piltdown man, while ignoring real evidence such as the Paluxy man tracks.
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Considering Darwinist as a "Monkey cult" is like saying that Wiccans are really witches. Atheists make solid points from various topics. And I can see why you think that we evolved from "monkeys". It's really simplistic, we came from a common ancestor, that's all.
Nothing is perfect, it's only better.
We are closely related to monkeys, but they're more like our uncles or aunts or cousins.
Saying that we HUNTED dino is like saying that hawks get hunted by small birds.
These atheists are just not ripe enough to comprehend the brilliant scientific discoveries that scientists are discovering. And science will NEVER. EVER. Help prove God is real. Scientific Creationism is an oxymormon.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-05-2013, 05:13 AM
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Considering Darwinist as a "Monkey cult" is like saying that Wiccans are really witches. Atheists make solid points from various topics. And I can see why you think that we evolved from "monkeys". It's really simplistic, we came from a common ancestor, that's all.
Nothing is perfect, it's only better.
We are closely related to monkeys, but they're more like our uncles or aunts or cousins.
Saying that we HUNTED dino is like saying that hawks get hunted by small birds.
These atheists are just not ripe enough to comprehend the brilliant scientific discoveries that scientists are discovering. And science will NEVER. EVER. Help prove God is real. Scientific Creationism is an oxymormon.
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Actually, if you swallow the evolution scam hook line and sinker, ALL of us have a common ancestor. So add foot fungus to your ancestry, friend.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
10-29-2013, 09:13 PM
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5. They have to lie to make their point (in which case their point must be a lie). They try to "prove" their Darwinist monkey cult through such obviously forged evidence as the Piltdown man, while ignoring real evidence such as the Paluxy man tracks.
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Amen brother. Worse yet, they try and accumulate followers. At my college there is an atheist club! They have signs outside saying "Ask an Athiest" what they don't understand is their answers are NOT WELCOMED in the house of God or the ears of true believers. Speaking of which, how can I get the title of True Christian ™?
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10-29-2013, 09:21 PM
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But the supposed "sin" allows people to be punished for acting on instincts. Like homosexuality it is in they're instincts to have sex and their instinct (that god supposedly gave us!)
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Please correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't so called "scientists" also saying that aggressiveness and violence are natural human instincts?
Does that mean we should throw away all of the social constraints against violence and start acting on our instincts?
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Tells them to be with someone of the same sex. If 2 people are gay and they love each other more than anything else in the world then who the hell should tell them no thats not right?
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
08-12-2008, 03:58 PM
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Friends,
As we are currently discussing Why Atheists are so miserable, I have decided to start this new thread - to continue my '101 Reasons' Series with '101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG'.
Reason No. 1 - The Holy Bible!
Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are!
Reason No. 2 - Evil-ution from Monkeys!
If we really evolved from monkeys, why do monkeys STILL exist? Surely they would've evolved too? And why don't we have tails or swing from trees or speak in monkey-talk? These atheists must be pretty deluded to believe such nonsense!
Reason No. 3 - The 'Big Bang'
Atheists believe there was a 'Big Bang' which created the Earth and the Universe and all things?? Well, what created the 'Big Bang'?? And what was there before it 'banged'??? Ask ANY atheist - they won't be able to answer you! Why? Because God created the 'Big Bang'! And then went on to create the Earth and everything in just 6 days! Praise Jesus!
Reason No. 4 - Dinosaurs
Most dumb atheists believe that man and dinosaurs didn't inhabit the Earth at the same time. However, we know this to be a LIE! Didn't Noah ride dinosaurs onto the Ark? Aren't Dinosaurs mentioned throughout the Bible?
Checkmate - Atheist!
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God this is to easy.
Reason 1: The holy bible.
All you say about this can only be true, if the bible is 100% true to the word.
It has already been proved that the bible isn't true to the word because of the rewritings and bad interpretations.
The bible is a book of understanding, not of facts, it teaches to live a life of morality and don't forget the metaphors.
Stupid atheists? To them the bible is not even true by one word, let be your words.
Reason 2: evolution.
It would be a scary idea if we did not change.
Both body and mind are important to each others, if I did not change as a man, I would not become a better person.
And that is the most important thing of evolution, becoming better and adapting, if we did not evolve, we would not survive.
Certain monkey's don't evolve very much further because they don't NEED to, because they can keep on existing without standing on two feet and having creative minds, mind you though: monkeys DO create, they use tools etc.
Humans just happen to have evolved their minds, to complexity.
Though I find it arrogant and ignorant that people find themselves superior at everything.
Is it not true that for example gorilla's are way stronger than humans?
Is it not true that hawks have better sight than humans?
Humans have the ability to invent and create, because we want to solve problems.
Animals don't need to solve problems.
For everything there is a reason!
reason 3 the big bang:
The big bang is a natural cycle that happened times before.
Nothing can be created in 6 days, nor has Jesus got anything to do with it.
Reason 4 Dinosaurs:
Omg, you are stupid, its the same reason as evolution, and since when is everything in the bible true to the word?
Its written by humans, not by god, thus he did not take dinosaurs in his big boat.
If dinosaurs would be there in the world, we would have to hide.
Saying humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time is ignorance:
Dinosaurs lived in a time where they could live, we live in a time to what we are adapted.
And actually I don't care what you think about me, I'm just hoping you guys wouldn't be ignorant to facts, that's stuff like bones, not words written by people who hardly knew anything.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
08-12-2008, 08:54 PM
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God this is to easy.
Reason 1: The holy bible.
All you say about this can only be true, if the bible is 100% true to the word.
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We know the Bible is 100% true, because God wrote it, and he's infallible. How could you doubt such a thing? This really shows how dumb atheists are!
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Reason 2: evolution.
Is it not true that for example gorilla's are way stronger than humans?.
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Is this your proof that we evolved from monkeys? Because 'gorilla's are stronger' than us?? That's the dumbest reason I've ever heard!!!
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reason 3 the big bang:
The big bang is a natural cycle that happened times before.
Nothing can be created in 6 days, nor has Jesus got anything to do with it...
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"The big bang is a natural cycle that happened times before"??? PROVE IT! And as for "Nothing can be created in 6 days"... I can create a perfect omlette in 6 minutes! Checkmate - Atheist!
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Reason 4 Dinosaurs:
Omg, you are stupid, If dinosaurs would be there in the world, we would have to hide.
Saying humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time is ignorance:
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There are no dinosaurs left now, obviously, because we killed them all! How dumb are you? Ever heard of extinction? After the flood, we hunted dinosaurs for food (or sport) until none were left. Well, except for crocodiles and the Loch Ness pleseosaur, and all the rest of the dinosaurs that live under the sea.
These atheists are so retarded!
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
08-12-2008, 09:55 PM
6. They don't believe in a loving, personal GOD who cares so much about us He volunteered His only son to die temporarily for our sins! If this didn't happen, how could any of us go to Heaven?
7. They don't believe in a GOD who is actively in control of Earth and our lives. Just the other day me and my wife received a prayer alert from her brother that our nephew would be taking a rather critical test in school, and that we should ask the LORD to guide Him and give Him the knowledge to pass it. The entire family prayed, and do you know what? He got an A+ on that test! That's all the proof I need!
8. Atheists are usually bad at debating and end up saying that you can't prove there IS a god, so why should they obey this religion or that? Well, to that I have to answer, just because you can't disprove GODdoesn't mean He doesn't exist. I can't believe the lack of logic these people have!
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
09-13-2009, 08:59 PM
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8. Atheists are usually bad at debating and end up saying that you can't prove there IS a god, so why should they obey this religion or that? Well, to that I have to answer, just because you can't disprove GODdoesn't mean He doesn't exist. I can't believe the lack of logic these people have!
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It is known that no one can prove or disprove god. I dont see how requireing real scientific fact is a lack of logic. In my opinion, chalking something up to god because you dont have the ability to explain it is a flawed logic. I know gravity exists. How do I know? Because I can pick up a pencil and drop it and it will fall to the ground. Thats gravity. You can argue gravity (hypothetically) all you want but I dont think you'll be jumping off any buildings to disprove gravity.
The reason you cant disprove god is because there are no neutral, non-partisan tests you can perform. Only an opinionated, subjective test can be done.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
08-08-2012, 10:14 AM
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6. They don't believe in a loving, personal GOD who cares so much about us He volunteered His only son to die temporarily for our sins! If this didn't happen, how could any of us go to Heaven?
7. They don't believe in a GOD who is actively in control of Earth and our lives. Just the other day me and my wife received a prayer alert from her brother that our nephew would be taking a rather critical test in school, and that we should ask the LORD to guide Him and give Him the knowledge to pass it. The entire family prayed, and do you know what? He got an A+ on that test! That's all the proof I need!
8. Atheists are usually bad at debating and end up saying that you can't prove there IS a god, so why should they obey this religion or that? Well, to that I have to answer, just because you can't disprove GODdoesn't mean He doesn't exist. I can't believe the lack of logic these people have!
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Ok. How could we go to heaven? We can't, it's that simple. When we die we die forever.
I didn't pray and got an A* in all but one of the GCSE science papers I took (4 papers I got A*s in, the other one was an A). I got an A in maths, doing my GCSE early. I haven't got the rest of my results back yet . I got this grade from being a nerd, not from being a Christian.
We can show that our theory works better than yours, and even if we can't disprove god (transcendent immortal), we can disprove God (the god of the Bible). Our theory makes predictions, these have been tested and what we expected to happen has happened. Things your Bible predicts are either obvious things that have happened almost constantly throughout history, or haven't happened: (where are all the miracles, why hasn't the apocalypse happened during the lifetimes of the apostles)
In debates there are a lot of stupid ideas on both sides. Ignore the crap and try actually arguing against the popular theories and ideas. If the person you're debating with says something that's wrong, just tell them, but don't say it means all Atheists are idiots - Christian arguments are just as bad in many circumstances. The main reason we don't believe in God is because our theories (evolution, big bang) have vast amounts of evidence, make testable predictions which have been confirmed, and don't require gods. Your theory is contrary to ours, and there is vast amounts of evidence that ours is correct - we know evolution occurs, we have directly observed it. We predicted, then discovered background radiation. Where is this for the God hypothesis? (and saying you feel God is not evidence, I can feel imaginary things, this doesn't mean they're real)
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
05-13-2013, 05:49 AM
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6. They don't believe in a loving, personal GOD who cares so much about us He volunteered His only son to die temporarily for our sins! If this didn't happen, how could any of us go to Heaven?
7. They don't believe in a GOD who is actively in control of Earth and our lives. Just the other day me and my wife received a prayer alert from her brother that our nephew would be taking a rather critical test in school, and that we should ask the LORD to guide Him and give Him the knowledge to pass it. The entire family prayed, and do you know what? He got an A+ on that test! That's all the proof I need!
8. Atheists are usually bad at debating and end up saying that you can't prove there IS a god, so why should they obey this religion or that? Well, to that I have to answer, just because you can't disprove GODdoesn't mean He doesn't exist. I can't believe the lack of logic these people have!
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
08-03-2013, 07:04 PM
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6. They don't believe in a loving, personal GOD who cares so much about us He volunteered His only son to die temporarily for our sins! If this didn't happen, how could any of us go to Heaven?
7. They don't believe in a GOD who is actively in control of Earth and our lives. Just the other day me and my wife received a prayer alert from her brother that our nephew would be taking a rather critical test in school, and that we should ask the LORD to guide Him and give Him the knowledge to pass it. The entire family prayed, and do you know what? He got an A+ on that test! That's all the proof I need!
8. Atheists are usually bad at debating and end up saying that you can't prove there IS a god, so why should they obey this religion or that? Well, to that I have to answer, just because you can't disprove GODdoesn't mean He doesn't exist. I can't believe the lack of logic these people have!
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I offer a very simple idea of how your nephew could have done well on that test without divine intervention. He studied. And in this way a prayer could have been seen as a way to help him cheat. Not fair to the other students.
And there is also a very simple reason that you can't disprove that God exists in any given form. You cannot disprove a negative. For example, prove to me that there are no invisible unicorns galloping around in a forest somewhere. I will use your method.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
08-03-2013, 07:38 PM
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And there is also a very simple reason that you can't disprove that God exists in any given form. You cannot disprove a negative. For example, prove to me that there are no invisible unicorns galloping around in a forest somewhere. I will use your method.
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You have this back to front: do you mean that you can't PROVE a negative? If I say "There are no green pandas" then the moment someone finds a green panda, that negative is disproved. Whether or not I see the green panda myself is irrelevant.
But how would I prove my statement that there are no green pandas - to my own satisfaction, let alone anyone else's? I'd have to search the entire universe and even then, the green panda might be one step ahead of me all the way.
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08-03-2013, 08:20 PM
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For example, prove to me that there are no invisible unicorns galloping around in a forest somewhere. I will use your method.
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Don't be silly, unicorns are not invisible. They are just very rare these days.
Psalm 29:6 He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
10-12-2013, 09:36 AM
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6. They don't believe in a loving, personal GOD who cares so much about us He volunteered His only son to die temporarily for our sins! If this didn't happen, how could any of us go to Heaven?
7. They don't believe in a GOD who is actively in control of Earth and our lives. Just the other day me and my wife received a prayer alert from her brother that our nephew would be taking a rather critical test in school, and that we should ask the LORD to guide Him and give Him the knowledge to pass it. The entire family prayed, and do you know what? He got an A+ on that test! That's all the proof I need!
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No they don't. What a presumptuous bastard you are. How vain you are. Have you ever considered that the kid actually got an A+ because it worked really hard and actually, you nkow, learned stuff? Instead you attribute his success to your prayer. Isn't vanity a sin?
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8. Atheists are usually bad at debating and end up saying that you can't prove there IS a god, so why should they obey this religion or that? Well, to that I have to answer, just because you can't disprove GODdoesn't mean He doesn't exist. I can't believe the lack of logic these people have!
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The atheists point of view is it cannot be proven so it doesn't exist. Your standpoint is it cannot be proven, so it exists. Huh...
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
10-21-2013, 04:35 PM
God isn't REAL. ISN'T REAL. Science and humans are. Satan is bad guy, but he is best in bible, others are very bad and evil!! to ALL RELIGIONS.
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02-19-2014, 12:50 AM
It's so kind that God took time out of his busy schedule of watching children starve and giving cancer to children to have that kid pass a test.
God rules.
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