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Re: The Open Closet -
05-18-2016, 01:14 AM
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That's a middle finger if you were too stupid to tell
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Re: The Open Closet -
05-18-2016, 01:24 AM
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It is sad when a religion meant for love is used as a mask for murder of those different than you. But oh well, just more souls for my sweet demons, they grow hungry so quickly you know, but your "faith" feeds them quite well. See I don't care about about petty sexuality, I feed off hate and murder ,and I'll see you REAL soon -Luce
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And you base this on what scripture, exactly? You have actually read God's instruction book, haven't you?
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: The Open Closet -
05-18-2016, 01:28 AM
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That's a middle finger if you were too stupid to tell
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Ummm, hate to break it to you, but that would be the index finger...since you were too stupid to tell.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: The Open Closet -
03-13-2019, 03:55 AM
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Does being bisexual make me a sinner?
How can I not be bisexual?
I don't want god to hate me any more
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There is nothing wrong with being bi. I am bi. You are most likely BORN this way.
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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03-13-2019, 08:15 AM
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There is nothing wrong with being bi. I am bi. You are most likely BORN this way.
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And yet, just 2 hours earlier on another thread, you wrote this:
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First of all, I am christian and straight.
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I think this clearly illustrates the dangers of your Canadian-style lifestyle choice.
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i wish yall would realize im here to troll you -
06-13-2020, 05:04 AM
please ban this account, im here to troll you biggots that dont understand my ways, if you was to accept all and wish all to be happy as christians, you must realise that you are doing wrong, me and my boyfriend spend much happy time together and make eachother happier than we would ever be before, all im trying to say is that, you are all horrible people. <3 i like men - anonymous
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06-13-2020, 03:37 PM
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please ban this account, im here to troll you biggots...
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A troll?! Oh, my. I've heard tales of such during my time on these internets (it's a series of tubes, apparently) but to actually encounter someone who claims to be one is so very exciting, I may plotz.
Whatever shall the True Christians™ in the face of such persecution?
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06-13-2020, 04:10 PM
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A troll?! Oh, my. I've heard tales of such during my time on these internets (it's a series of tubes, apparently) but to actually encounter someone who claims to be one is so very exciting, I may plotz.
Whatever shall the True Christians™ in the face of such persecution?
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We shall pray. This is what Jesus wants us to do, accept our suffering and let the whole world know that we're innocent victims of vicious persecution.
Matthew 5:10 Blessed [are] they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
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03-17-2021, 07:08 PM
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I am bi. You are most likely BORN this way.
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It is 100% certain that I was not born "this way". If I had been born "this way" I would have married someone who is "this way" and Mrs Bathfire is not at all "this way."
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Re: i wish yall would realize im here to troll you -
03-17-2021, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by gayhomosexualchild
please ban this account, im here to troll you biggots that dont understand my ways, if you was to accept all and wish all to be happy as christians, you must realise that you are doing wrong, me and my boyfriend spend much happy time together and make eachother happier than we would ever be before, all im trying to say is that, you are all horrible people. <3 i like men - anonymous
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Why did you come here to tell us that we don't understand your "ways"? We were already aware that we don't understand those who follow your "way."
This our website where discuss doing things God's way. It is incredibly rude for you to barge into our church for the sole purpose of preaching your religion.
Finally, we are NOT horrible people. We are people that you disagree with. You are being very judgmental here. But that's just like you pushy, supposedly "tolerant" liberals.
If we say that you are a horrible person--here in our own church community--that's a bad thing. But you can come here and insult us by saying the same thing and we're supposed to accept you and all the "happy time" you spend with your boyfriend.
If you are so very happy, why did you stop by to insult us in the first place? Is it possible that you are only happy when you are being mean to others?* Or does our joy in The Lord make you miserable because you can't share in it?
* I think the gays call that being "sassy". . . No, wait, it's called "throwing shade" isn't it? Who knows, I can't keep up with all the sinful stuff going on out there.
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Re: i wish yall would realize im here to troll you -
03-17-2021, 09:11 PM
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* I think the gays call that being "sassy". . .
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Did you mis-spell "sissy" there, Sister Handmaiden? But you are absolutely right - there is really no excuse for being mean to people, especially if you have imposed yourself as their uninvited guest.
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Re: The Open Closet -
03-17-2021, 10:48 PM
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We need to know who the abominations are. We need to be told who is a danger to morality, who wishes to destroy marriage and who hates the American Way.
I take much pleasure in outting the following queers who are an affront to God!
Please add to the list. Look on this as a Christian Wiki Project, we will only be done when every homer in the US is exposed!
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We in the U.S. are in a crisis. Biden is appointing flaming homers at the highest level of his Administration. The most prominent:
Pete Buttigieg, Secretary of Transportation
Homer Buttigieg now promises to pave road to hell. Jesus is weeping.
While we're at it, maybe we should simply call the Biden Administration Homer Central. The entire cast is a moral disaster.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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03-18-2021, 05:02 PM
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We in the U.S. are in a crisis. Biden is appointing flaming homers at the highest level of his Administration. The most prominent:
Pete Buttigieg, Secretary of Transportation
Homer Buttigieg now promises to pave road to hell. Jesus is weeping.
While we're at it, maybe we should simply call the Biden Administration Homer Central. The entire cast is a moral disaster.
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My, my; what a sad mess we have on our hands, dear Brother Mayor Hold. Everything was going so smoothly when our beloved President Trump was picking only the best people for his Administration. And, now, look at what is happening! With such disgusting, sinful activity taking place, is it any wonder that is weeping?
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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03-18-2021, 05:54 PM
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My, my; what a sad mess we have on our hands, dear Brother Mayor Hold. Everything was going so smoothly when our beloved President Trump was picking only the best people for his Administration. And, now, look at what is happening! With such disgusting, sinful activity taking place, is it any wonder that is weeping?
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Besides this Buttpreferring fellow, there is an I-was-once-a-man woman as under Secretary of Health. Imagine such a sinner trying to keep us healthy.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The Open Closet -
03-18-2021, 06:34 PM
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Besides this Buttpreferring fellow, there is an I-was-once-a-man woman as under Secretary of Health. Imagine such a sinner trying to keep us healthy.
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Oh, dear above -- please help us. How on Earth, dear Brother Mayor Hold, have we gotten to such a sinful state in 's beloved ? The more "equality" that those perverts get, then the worse things get. I had read, some time ago, that this Rachel Levine used to be "Richard". As the attached photo shows, anybody can see that he wasn't much to look at then, but did he really think that mocking would be an improvement for him/her/it?
I mean, clearly this Levine person must know what it says in the about such abominable behavior and, yet, there is nothing but blatant disregard!
Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the thy ."
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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03-19-2021, 02:40 PM
I think that it's interesting that all these so-called "woke" types rail against gender stereotypes, but the minute one of them switches genders they go all in with stereotypical gender attributes.
Think of it--you have a sub-set of parents naming their daughters "Morgan" or "Madison" instead of "Morgana" and "Madeline", and then you have a trans-y-daisy type going from "Richard" to "Rachel".
And why the long hair and jewelry, Rach? Can't a woman be feminine with short hair and don't men have the right to wear pretty necklaces?
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: The Open Closet -
03-19-2021, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
I think that it's interesting that all these so-called "woke" types rail against gender stereotypes, but the minute one of them switches genders they go all in with stereotypical gender attributes.
Think of it--you have a sub-set of parents naming their daughters "Morgan" or "Madison" instead of "Morgana" and "Madeline", and then you have a trans-y-daisy type going from "Richard" to "Rachel".
And why the long hair and jewelry, Rach? Can't a woman be feminine with short hair and don't men have the right to wear pretty necklaces?
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Oh, yes, I know what you mean, dear Sister Handmaiden. I'm certainly no expert in these things, being as they are sinful and not becoming of a righteous . But, what I don't understand is this: do these people just wake up one morning and decide, "I want to change my parts", and then, off they go to the doctor? Is it something as simple as deciding that one no longer wishes to shave his face, but would prefer to shave "her" legs, instead?
And, if you will kindly look at the photo again, can you see much difference, apart from the hair and glasses? If someone were to use their computer photo-enhancing thingy to put glasses on Richard, shouldn't that have been enough to keep him from letting doctors get near him with their scalpels?
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: The Open Closet -
08-16-2021, 09:37 PM
You should probably add me to the list as well, I identify as bisexual, which as you may or may not know means that I like women as well. Cheers!
Life is a cage, death is the key, all your drugs are belong to me.
... so then I can sell them to braindead lunatics, to get money, to buy guns, to spread capitalism.
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Re: The Open Closet -
08-16-2021, 10:03 PM
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You should probably add me to the list as well, I identify as bisexual, which as you may or may not know means that I like women as well. Cheers!
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And the Bible says what about that? Coming on here and bragging about you sin will not get you anywhere with Jesus. Come here and repent your future might be bright.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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08-16-2021, 10:17 PM
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You should probably add me to the list as well, I identify as bisexual, which as you may or may not know means that I like women as well. Cheers!
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Dear Miss Locke: Rather than boasting about your disgusting sins — especially when you are visiting — you should be confessing those very sins to the , and begging for very kind forgiveness!
I John 1:9 " If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness."
Romans 10:9,10:
9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the , and shalt believe in thine heart that hath raised from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
Failure to confess your icky lezbean sins will land you in a very hot place, known as — for all of eternity — unless you are washed in the glorious of !
Matthew 25:46 "And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal."
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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