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Re: True Christian™ Word Association -
10-22-2014, 11:57 AM
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Re: True Christian™ Word Association -
10-22-2014, 12:54 PM
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Kim Kardashian
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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True Christian™
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Re: True Christian™ Word Association -
10-22-2014, 02:56 PM
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Armenian genocide
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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10-22-2014, 02:57 PM
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Armenian genocide
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Godly pesticides.
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: True Christian™ Word Association -
10-22-2014, 06:06 PM
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Godly pesticides.
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The AIDS.
(it weeds out the homers )
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Re: True Christian™ Word Association -
10-22-2014, 10:50 PM
Secular teaching assistants
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10-23-2014, 01:47 AM
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Secular teaching assistants
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Queers on a recruitment drive
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: True Christian™ Word Association -
10-23-2014, 10:15 AM
NAMBLA
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True Christian™
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10-23-2014, 02:27 PM
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NAMBLA
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Barney Frank
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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10-23-2014, 03:36 PM
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Leviticus 18:22.
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Re: True Christian™ Word Association -
11-13-2014, 05:35 AM
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Leviticus 18:22.
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Homosexuality
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True Christian™
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Re: True Christian™ Word Association -
11-13-2014, 06:24 AM
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Homosexuality
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Bonfire
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: True Christian™ Word Association -
11-13-2014, 06:34 AM
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Beatles albums
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Re: True Christian™ Word Association -
11-13-2014, 07:55 AM
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Stockhausen
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Re: True Christian™ Word Association -
11-13-2014, 08:15 AM
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Germany
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True Christian™
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Re: True Christian™ Word Association -
11-13-2014, 08:35 AM
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Kristallnacht
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Re: True Christian™ Word Association -
11-13-2014, 12:20 PM
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Kristallnacht
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Sturmabteilung
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: True Christian™ Word Association -
11-13-2014, 12:38 PM
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Sturmabteilung
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Röhmosexuality.
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True Christian™
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Re: True Christian™ Word Association -
11-16-2014, 02:10 AM
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Röhmosexuality.
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Rhine-oplasty . . ?
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Re: True Christian™ Word Association -
11-16-2014, 03:09 AM
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Proboscis monkey
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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