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It is homo to blow kisses, right? -
11-29-2015, 10:29 AM
I was recently at a soccer match and at the end the players waved to the crowd and one went so far as to blow a kiss. I was shocked by this disgusting act - this was a male audience so he was kissing a large group of men. However, looking around no-one else seemed to be bothered by this. I started explaining to my neighbors but they refused to understand CLEARLY and LOUDLY enunciated AMERICAN. I think this is the last time I go to a soccer match - it's full of homos and Euro weenies. Perhaps this is common knowledge? I must admit sometimes I can be a little naive.
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Re: It is homo to blow kisses, right? -
11-29-2015, 10:57 AM
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I think this is the last time I go to a soccer match
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A wise choice.
Hello Brother Dr. Toole, so very nice to read you.
Yes, only Faggots blow kisses. It may be excusable if there was an audience entirely made up of Women only but knowing there are men in the stadium is a no-brainer. Give me an F, give me an A, give me a G .. what does it spell? HOMO!
Being heathen foreigners I would assume they were trying to spread the Aids about through the air. As you of all people would know, Air-born Aids, the most dangerous kind of Aids. I assume you weren't at an American stadium or you would of pulled out your gun and killed him dead, for Jesus.
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Re: It is homo to blow kisses, right? -
11-29-2015, 11:05 AM
You're gay if you blow kisses. I hope that those kisses were for women. Otherwise, you're gay. Why would you want to kiss a man, other than for money?
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Re: It is homo to blow kisses, right? -
11-29-2015, 06:41 PM
Liberace blew kisses.
Just saying.
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Re: It is homo to blow kisses, right? -
11-29-2015, 10:33 PM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: It is homo to blow kisses, right? -
11-30-2015, 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
I was recently at a soccer match and at the end the players waved to the crowd and one went so far as to blow a kiss. I was shocked by this disgusting act - this was a male audience so he was kissing a large group of men. However, looking around no-one else seemed to be bothered by this. I started explaining to my neighbors but they refused to understand CLEARLY and LOUDLY enunciated AMERICAN. I think this is the last time I go to a soccer match - it's full of homos and Euro weenies. Perhaps this is common knowledge? I must admit sometimes I can be a little naive.
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Brother Anthony, blowing kisses is totally gay and sinful! Blowing kisses is just one of many ways that homos spread their evil agenda. I personally think that the men who were blowing kisses at the soccer match were attempting to turn everybody in the stadium GAY!!! I suggest you read your bible and pray that you aren't infected with homo germs.
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Re: It is homo to blow kisses, right? -
11-30-2015, 12:13 PM
Soccer and blowing kisses are right up there with man-purses, lattes, macchiatos, frappucinos, "accessories", vegetables, grains, quiches, track lighting and flip-flops - homo gay.
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Re: It is homo to blow kisses, right? -
11-30-2015, 02:57 PM
I agree that soccer is a game for sissies who are afraid of the physical struggle of the manly game of football. For proof, I offer up the fact that soccer playing countries have rugby as an alternative to soccer but they are not much interested in rugby. Rugby is a false version of football played by American hating countries like New Zealand, but it is a manly undertaking. It takes leather balls to play both football and rugby, but soccer is played with plastic balls from China. Leather balls are manly. Plastic balls are for sissies.
The French, the Italians and the Brazilians favor soccer, which is prima facie evidence that soccer is a game preferred by homosexuals and alcoholics. The blowing of kisses is also proof of the limp nature of this game.
So, yes, it is homo to blow kisses and to play soccer.
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Re: It is homo to blow kisses, right? -
12-01-2015, 12:30 AM
Thank you friends. I have spent many hours thinking about this particular soccer player - a very rugged and chiseled male, perhaps showing his age as a sports star but highly experienced. I have prayed especially hard about his muscular legs.
It took several prayer sessions before I became fully cleansed of the Aid virus that was likely swarming inside my body. The Lord has spared me from the aids and I owe to Him my life. Praise, a miracle.
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Re: It is homo to blow kisses, right? -
12-01-2015, 05:33 AM
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Thank you friends. I have spent many hours thinking about this particular soccer player - a very rugged and chiseled male, perhaps showing his age as a sports star but highly experienced. I have prayed especially hard about his muscular legs.
It took several prayer sessions before I became fully cleansed of the Aid virus that was likely swarming inside my body. The Lord has spared me from the aids and I owe to Him my life. Praise, a miracle.
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Re: It is homo to blow kisses, right? -
12-01-2015, 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Thank you friends. I have spent many hours thinking about this particular soccer player - a very rugged and chiseled male, perhaps showing his age as a sports star but highly experienced. I have prayed especially hard about his muscular legs.
It took several prayer sessions before I became fully cleansed of the Aid virus that was likely swarming inside my body. The Lord has spared me from the aids and I owe to Him my life. Praise, a miracle.
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I have to be hosest here and it may be a tad embarrassing. Actually no I don't give a hoot. What is Aids? Do you wake up one morning and need Hearing Devices or Walking Devices or Glasses, perhaps a Wheelchair?
It's all pretty incredible, God is amazing and Graceful. Praise Jesus Brother Doctor Toole!
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Re: It is homo to blow kisses, right? -
12-01-2015, 09:42 AM
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What is Aids? Do you wake up one morning and need Hearing Devices or Walking Devices or Glasses, perhaps a Wheelchair?
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All of those descriptions are accurate. Aids is the result of homo-venom entering the blood stream. Don't worry, you can't get it from a toilet seat or anything like that (unless a gay sat on it). If you are exposed to it as a True Christian™, you are immune (Mark 16:17-18). Aids is not a danger to Christians. This is just one more reason prophylactics are sinful. Why would someone need a condom unless they lacked faith in Christ Jesus to protect them from harm? And that's why Aids is the disease of the walking damned. PRAISE CHRIST JESUS!!!
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Re: It is homo to blow kisses, right? -
12-01-2015, 02:30 PM
In Jamaica if a man is seen blowing kisses he would be chased down by whoever was in the area and he would be badly beaten. After that the participants would be very angry still and they would steal all the things from stores on the street especially the flat screen TVs and a few buildings would be set on fire for good measure.
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Re: It is homo to blow kisses, right? -
12-02-2015, 05:25 AM
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In Jamaica if a man is seen blowing kisses he would be chased down by whoever was in the area and he would be badly beaten. After that the participants would be very angry still and they would steal all the things from stores on the street especially the flat screen TVs and a few buildings would be set on fire for good measure.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: It is homo to blow kisses, right? -
12-02-2015, 05:43 AM
They are crazy people over in Haiti. We think of it as a sort of California for the West Indies. They speak French. What kind of Black people speak French?
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Re: It is homo to blow kisses, right? -
12-03-2015, 02:57 AM
Most definitely.
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Re: It is homo to blow kisses, right? -
12-03-2015, 04:48 AM
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They are crazy people over in Haiti. We think of it as a sort of California for the West Indies. They speak French. What kind of Black people speak French?
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What the hell difference is there between a Jamaican and Haiti and all the rest of those banana republics? Jigs that talk funny, all full of the AIDS and high on the marijuana and not a pot to pee in.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: It is homo to blow kisses, right? -
04-03-2016, 01:48 AM
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A wise choice.
Hello Brother Dr. Toole, so very nice to read you.
Yes, only Faggots blow kisses. It may be excusable if there was an audience entirely made up of Women only but knowing there are men in the stadium is a no-brainer. Give me an F, give me an A, give me a G .. what does it spell? HOMO!
Being heathen foreigners I would assume they were trying to spread the Aids about through the air. As you of all people would know, Air-born Aids, the most dangerous kind of Aids. I assume you weren't at an American stadium or you would of pulled out your gun and killed him dead, for Jesus.
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You spelled Air-borne wrong. Also, airborne AIDS is nonexistent, fool.
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Re: It is homo to blow kisses, right? -
04-04-2016, 08:06 AM
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You spelled Air-borne wrong. Also, airborne AIDS is nonexistent, fool.
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Care to try again imbeclie?
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BREAKING: New Airborne AIDS Virus Infects Thousands, Killing Over 200 in China
September 25, 2015
According to Chinese Officials, a new form of the AIDS virus has spread in rural parts of the nation. The virus is spread through the air and can survive for 6 hours airborne.
Medical Officials from the National Health and Family Planning Commission of China, formally known as the Ministry of Health, have reported that over 3400 people have contracted the airborne virus, resulting in the deaths of 210. Patients are kept in quarantine as medical staff treat them from behind protective shields and hazmat gear.
The new “Airborne” AIDS virus has been characterized by its ability to cause a significant overall deterioration in health in a subset of individuals who catch it. In particular, this pathogen can induce a sudden onset of powerful mental state changes, including extreme anxiety disorder, anhedonia, and suicidal ideation. These mental state changes are chronic, and persist for years.
According to medical officials, the virus transmits via air and infects anyone with in close proximity within hours. Once the virus is contracted, is causes immediate deterioration in health. Nearly 15% of those who contract the airborne AIDS virus die within 24-72 hours. About 30% of individuals who catch the virus become ill within 24-48 hours however most people who catch it do not develop any signs of the virus for at least 1 month.
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http://www.timesofeducation.com/brea...-200-in-china/
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