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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-10-2010, 03:22 AM

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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-10-2010, 10:49 AM

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Her profession is architecture, but she can build as well.
Too bad, her profession will not get her closer to Jesus
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-11-2010, 12:57 AM

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Her profession is architecture, but she can build as well.
Congratulations, you found a handful of rare exceptions.

Now, the fact is, men on average have considerably greater upper body strength than women.

Men, on average, are far more mechanically-inclined and mathematically-inclined than women.

Men, on average, have a higher pain threshold than women.

These are simple facts. Go look them up if you wish.

Men and women are not "equal". Neither are two men, or two women. "Equal" means "interchangeable". Would you say that a 105-pound, 5'7" woman is interchangeable with a 6'2", 270-pound man?

Perhaps for some occupations and in some situations, she is. Perhaps in some situations -- childbearing/raising, homemaking, human resources work -- she may well be better suited. This also does not make her equal, does it?

The American ideal is "equality under the law", not "equality". "Equality of opportunity", not "equality of outcome".

However, no concept of "equality" is addressed in the Bible, except one: All are "equal" before God, in the sense that whether male or female, rich or poor, in God's eyes they either are worthy to enter Heaven (True Christian™), or they are not (everyone else).

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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-14-2010, 05:37 PM

ARE YOU piffleING INSANE?
What you just said goes agianst every human right I can think of! Maybe in the 1900's this could have been acceptable, but we are living in 2010. Girls have as much as a right to live as you do! Hang on, no... you shouldn't have the right to live because you are sick.
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-14-2010, 05:41 PM

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ARE YOU piffleING INSANE?
What you just said goes agianst every human right I can think of! Maybe in the 1900's this could have been acceptable, but we are living in 2010. Girls have as much as a right to live as you do! Hang on, no... you shouldn't have the right to live because you are sick.
Why all the hate? We live the way God has intended us to. Why do you hate Jesus?
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-14-2010, 05:47 PM

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Why all the hate? We live the way God has intended us to. Why do you hate Jesus?
Well, because it is wrong to me. But every meaning of the word.
Encouraging people to let others rape their daughters isnt exactly showing compassion or love, is it? And burning a non-virgin? What happened to forgiveness? I don't understand why this doesnt seem a wrong thing to you...
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-14-2010, 05:57 PM

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Well, because it is wrong to me. But every meaning of the word.
Encouraging people to let others rape their daughters isnt exactly showing compassion or love, is it? And burning a non-virgin? What happened to forgiveness? I don't understand why this doesnt seem a wrong thing to you...
Why should the Word of God bother me? Did you even bother to read this thread? I think not, if you would have, you would not be acting stupid.

I get the feeling you are one of thoes Liberal Feminazi whores that I have read about.
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ARE YOU piffleING INSANE? What you just said goes agianst every human right I can think of! Maybe in the 1900's this could have been acceptable, but we are living in 2010. Girls have as much as a right to live as you do! Hang on, no... you shouldn't have the right to live because you are sick.
Calm down lady. It's all in the Holy Bible. No need to hurt your pretty little head over this.

Do you have your husbands permission to be here?


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-14-2010, 06:36 PM

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Calm down lady. It's all in the Holy Bible. No need to hurt your pretty little head over this.

Do you have your husbands permission to be here?
Oh, You're very funny. I don't suppose you have many friends to share this amazing comedy with though, do you?
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-14-2010, 06:45 PM

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Oh, You're very funny. I don't suppose you have many friends to share this amazing comedy with though, do you?
There was no need for that personal attack. Feminazi bitches like you are one of the reasons why women shouldn't be allowed to post on the internet.

You really are a stuck up little girl, aren't you? Why do you hate men, and therefore Jesus?


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Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-18-2010, 01:52 AM

It's not legal. Sorry Cranky Old Man but this is just another one of your failed threads.
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-18-2010, 01:56 AM

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It's not legal. Sorry Cranky Old Man but this is just another one of your failed threads.
We are merely going with what is in the Bible, son. Of course we have to follow secular law, but this is one of those "in a perfect world" scenarios.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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It's not legal. Sorry Cranky Old Man but this is just another one of your failed threads.
Why is it not legal?


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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-19-2010, 09:10 AM

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I don't get it, why do people hate us so much for doing what God told us to do?

Wow why would women (and some men) have problems with them getting raped and sold and bought and treated like worthless shit scraped off of your toilet? hmm I WONDER WHY!
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-20-2010, 01:22 AM

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Wow why would women (and some men) have problems with them getting raped and sold and bought and treated like worthless shit scraped off of your toilet? hmm I WONDER WHY!
Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-20-2010, 01:26 AM

i would be honored to be able to "take one for the team".

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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-20-2010, 02:26 AM

You are all disgusting human beings. Your taking words of the bible and twisting them. In context they work but when you take it apart this is where you get the "getting your daughter raped." This is horrible and I think you shouldn't be allowed to procreate. This is crazy and so are all of you. Just sayin'.
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-20-2010, 02:35 AM

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You are all disgusting human beings. Your taking words of the bible and twisting them. In context they work but when you take it apart this is where you get the "getting your daughter raped." This is horrible and I think you shouldn't be allowed to procreate. This is crazy and so are all of you. Just sayin'.
How are we twisting it? Use the Bible as your source please.


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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-21-2010, 04:42 PM

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What is WRONG with you?
Girls can't help the fact that they were born female! We are JUST as good as men, and can do everything they can. And there is PROOF.

Yeah, everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
But yours sucks.
What is this infidel doing on here?
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape - 12-25-2010, 05:40 AM

I just realized that I'm going to get banned from this site so I might as well make this one last. You people are {obscenity removed} insane, especially pastor ezekiel and not in the funny cool way. The fact that you are honestly suggesting to people that you should let strangers enter your house and forcibly rape your daughter and then pay you for it, you have problems. I also notice that the people who are agreeing that raping young women in strangers houses, and that women are inferior and only good for cooking and {obscenity removed} out kids, are mostly men. Now any idiot knows that women are smaller than men, and God must have made them that way so that us big strong men can slap them around and have our way with them when horny/bored/at some random persons house. I wonder if that crazy old guy would have the same point of view had he been born a woman. I also find it humorous that all of you people are pushing for the breaking of laws that "were founded off the ten commandments", I guess God saw this problem coming and decided to leave Thou shalt not rape off the list.
I just don't understand the anger, but then I wasn't brainwashed at weak point in my life.
And another thing, you all seem to hate gays so much but the man you named your religion after traveled around with a group of guys who called him master, fought to try to bow or kneel before him, and never had sex, sounds pretty {obscenity removed} to me. Just try to remember one little thing, the book that you are taking all of these talking points from was written by men, {obscenity removed} the entire new testament is just a bunch of letters written by the 'straight' disciples of Christ. This book was written in a language that most people can't read and has been translated, by men again, countless times. Thou shalt not kill/ Thou shalt not murder Walked on the water/ walked by the water... It would be really funny if you got up there and found out that God doesn't hate the gays, or the pagans(btw pagan just means any person not of your religion, any religion, so technically you are all pagans too) or the Jews, you were just reading the wrong part of the book. Hell, God made his kid a Jew, seems like he might have a soft spot for them. I know you will all hate me for posting this and I will get banned and all that good stuff, but if anyone wants to have a discussion that isn't centered on hate and anger, I was raised Quaker and would love to help lead you away from all of the hate and violence you all have. God doesn't want you full of hate and you all have been led astray by a false prophet like pastor zeke who advertises himself as a televangelist i.e. he only wants your money.

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