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Default 'ello - 06-07-2010, 08:25 PM

hello,
my name is søren, im 25 years old, i was baptised when i was a baby.
i hope to have a good time here.
any questions?
dident think so


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Default Re: 'ello - 06-07-2010, 08:57 PM

So you are still a sinner, that is too bad. Have you spoken to a Pastor about repenting and turning your life over to Jesus Christ?

What kind of a name is 'søren'? It sounds like the result of an infection.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 'ello - 06-07-2010, 09:06 PM

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So you are still a sinner, that is too bad. Have you spoken to a Pastor about repenting and turning your life over to Jesus Christ?

What kind of a name is 'søren'? It sounds like the result of an infection.
Søren was the name the priest gave me when i was baptised, rughly translated it means "the one who is sorry" or "the sorry one" or something like that.


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Default Re: 'ello - 06-07-2010, 09:14 PM

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Søren was the name the priest gave me when i was baptised, rughly translated it means "the one who is sorry" or "the sorry one" or something like that.
You came here looking for answers or just to tell lies?

The boy's name Soren \s(o)-ren\ is pronounced SORE-en. It is of Danish origin. Variant of Severus (Latin) "apart". The name may derive from an old Roman family name, Severinus, or also possibly from Thor (Old Norse


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Default Re: 'ello - 06-07-2010, 09:23 PM

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Søren was the name the priest gave me when i was baptised, rughly translated it means "the one who is sorry" or "the sorry one" or something like that.

A priest gave you your name?

A priest?

I type these words with trembling fingers. We have many show up here after going through trauma at the hands of priests. Some we can help, some are hopeless.

Pastor Zeke has a great deal of experience with young men, he may be the one that can most help you overcoming the difficult early years of your life. The only pre-requisite is an OSHA certified pair of knee pads.

Rev. Jim is our go-to guy when it comes to handling the settlement you will be receiving from the priest's superiors.

We have many Pastors with vast experience in our De-Fagification program which is needed by so many after priestly exposure.

Good luck in your time here, Sonya, I'm sure we can help.


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Default Re: 'ello - 06-08-2010, 05:11 PM

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You came here looking for answers or just to tell lies?

The boy's name Soren \s(o)-ren\ is pronounced SORE-en. It is of Danish origin. Variant of Severus (Latin) "apart". The name may derive from an old Roman family name, Severinus, or also possibly from Thor (Old Norse
looking for answers, my name is not "soren" its Søren.


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Default Re: 'ello - 06-08-2010, 05:16 PM

Welcome Soran, what brought you to Gods favourite forum?


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If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

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Default Re: 'ello - 06-08-2010, 05:23 PM

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A priest gave you your name?

A priest?

I type these words with trembling fingers. We have many show up here after going through trauma at the hands of priests. Some we can help, some are hopeless.

Pastor Zeke has a great deal of with young men, he may be the one that can most help you overcoming the difficult early years of your life. The only pre-requisite is an OSHA certified pair of knee pads.

Rev. Jim is our go-to guy when it comes to handling the settlement you will be receiving from the priest's superiors.

We have many Pastors with vast experience in our De-Fagification program which is needed by so many after priestly exposure.

Good luck in your time here, Sonya, I'm sure we can help.
i havent had that much experience with prist's, i only went to one to get my name when i was 4 months old, and then again once when i was 14 years old to reconfirm my faith.
i guess im really here cuz my faith was never that strong, i wanna belive, but in what? that is the question i face.


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my name is søren, im 25 years old, i was baptised when i was a baby.
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Yes. How can you Biblically justify infant baptism? Our church practices believers' baptism because that is what the Bible teaches:

Acts 8:36-37: And as they went on [their] way, they came unto a certain water: and the eunuch said, See, [here is] water; what doth hinder me to be baptized? And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God.


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Default Re: 'ello - 06-08-2010, 05:35 PM

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Welcome Soran, what brought you to Gods favourite forum?
actually it was the bashing of Denmark that brought me here.
im a dane so im a little offendet by the "8 resons God hates Denmark" thread at least 3 of the reasons are false, and he left out the most important reason that God hates Denmark.
muslims are allowed to build thier unholy tempels here


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Default Re: 'ello - 06-08-2010, 05:47 PM

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Yes. How can you Biblically justify infant baptism? Our church practices believers' baptism because that is what the Bible teaches:

Acts 8:36-37: And as they went on [their] way, they came unto a certain water: and the eunuch said, See, [here is] water; what doth hinder me to be baptized? And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God.

i cant biblically justify infant baptism, i never paied much atention when the priest was yappin'
i belive people should not be baptised untill they are old enough to make the desission for themselves.


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