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God Strikes Down Harry Reid and Plucks Out an Eye -
01-10-2015, 06:27 PM
God became so wroth with Harry Reid, the falsetto voiced head Democrat of the Senate, that He caused a part of Mr. Reid's exercise equipment to break and catapult him across the room. Now, instead of being a hateful little old man with a girly voice, he is a hateful little old man with a girly voice, one eye and some fine bruises. His will be done. Glory!
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Re: God Strikes Down Harry Reid and Plucks Out an Eye -
01-10-2015, 08:19 PM
I don't believe his story about the exercise equipment. He's a mo rmon and as such is a homer (as we know all mo rmon men are homers), confirmed by his girly voice. He probably suffered his injury in a tiff with his boyfriend.
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Re: God Strikes Down Harry Reid and Plucks Out an Eye -
01-10-2015, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
I don't believe his story about the exercise equipment. He's a mo rmon and as such is a homer (as we know all mo rmon men are homers), confirmed by his girly voice. He probably suffered his injury in a tiff with his boyfriend.
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Me neither, Brother Jim. Here's what he said:
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I’ve been using for the last three or [so] plus years, these bands. I use one that’s the second-strongest you can get, it’s dark grey. Anyway, I do those things hundreds of times three days a week. I do different routines. And I was doing almost finished at my new home in Nevada and the band broke and it catapulted me backwards and to one side.
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What or who is this "band" he goes on about, that fired him across the room like a missile with a faulty French-made guidance system? Is it some part of the infamous and unGodly "magic" underwear favored by his kind, or is it a group of lusty young men in some sort of perverted formation? Like you, I suspect the latter. The broken ribs might possibly be caused by the band snapping, but the eye injury was most likely the result of a smack in the face from one of his wives, when she heard the racket and saw what was going on.
Honestly, I think the best thing we can do for these mormen is get them a spaceship and sell them tickets to whatever planet they think they come from, then fire them up into the firmament. Maybe the bearded weirdo Richard Branson could organize it? It would be a kindness in the long run.
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Re: God Strikes Down Harry Reid and Plucks Out an Eye -
01-10-2015, 09:52 PM
He may have been referring to a band of strong men. There may be such a band in his pay, there to indulge his deviant fantasies.
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Re: God Strikes Down Harry Reid and Plucks Out an Eye -
01-11-2015, 04:26 AM
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I don't believe his story about the exercise equipment. He's a mo rmon and as such is a homer (as we know all mo rmon men are homers), confirmed by his girly voice. He probably suffered his injury in a tiff with his boyfriend.
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That's what I think. Most likely it was a spat between limp-wristed queers. All Demoncrats are queer, this is a well-established fact.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God Strikes Down Harry Reid and Plucks Out an Eye -
01-14-2015, 09:08 PM
Perhaps God is telling him to repent from his career democratic membership and policies. We should pray for Senator Reid's conversion and repentance.
Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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Re: God Strikes Down Harry Reid and Plucks Out an Eye -
01-14-2015, 10:12 PM
A very good point, Mr Alexandrus.
Indeed, it may well have been God that flung him across the room.
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Re: God Strikes Down Harry Reid and Plucks Out an Eye -
01-15-2015, 12:10 AM
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A very good point, Mr Alexandrus.
Indeed, it may well have been God that flung him across the room.
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But they hearkened not, nor inclined their ear, but walked in the counsels and in the imagination of their evil heart, and went backward, and not forward.
Jeremiah 7:24
Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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Re: God Strikes Down Harry Reid and Plucks Out an Eye -
01-15-2015, 12:50 AM
When one looks at Harry Reid, it is hard to imagine a scenario in which he is not hated by God. God hates sissies, Democrats and all whiney weenies. There can be no doubt that this is God's work. Perhaps the Lord intends to punish Senator Reid some before He finally calls him home.
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Re: God Strikes Down Harry Reid and Plucks Out an Eye -
01-22-2015, 02:31 AM
The godless sinner Harry Reid is scheduled to have a false eye implanted in his head next Monday. He says the surgery he is to undergo will help him with his eye sight. It is, of course, well known that Senator Reid lost his eye as a result of God's righteous wrath, but he may believe that no one knows.
I believe that the real question is whether this false eye is also a camera that is connected to his head somehow. Will he really be able to see through it? Or will it turn out to be just more lies?
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Re: God Strikes Down Harry Reid and Plucks Out an Eye -
01-22-2015, 03:47 AM
I'm thinking they will want to make Reid better looking than he is now. Perhaps they will just reinstall his one good eye in the middle of his forehead.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: God Strikes Down Harry Reid and Plucks Out an Eye -
01-22-2015, 04:04 AM
These Yankees mock God with their Frankenstein creation. He will likely smite them. Surly, He will finally send at least a good whirlwind among them. Better that the entire God forsaken City of Washington, D.C be swallowed by the sea or ravaged by pillars of fire. We can only pray for justice.
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Re: God Strikes Down Harry Reid and Plucks Out an Eye -
02-03-2015, 10:04 PM
I'm told Harry Reid has done good work in making sure blacks have equal seating at the table or opportunity.
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Re: God Strikes Down Harry Reid and Plucks Out an Eye -
02-04-2015, 12:15 AM
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I'm told Harry Reid has done good work in making sure blacks have equal seating at the table or opportunity.
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You were told a lie, friend. He is one of the Devil's people.
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