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Is Jessica Simpson too fat? -
10-19-2009, 05:07 PM
Did anyone see the cartoon ad that Burger King ran during NFL Sunday last week? Do you think FOX should have apologized to her?
FOX Apologizes For Jessica Simpson Fat Jokes
I guess she needs two belts to keep her stomach in?
I probably should have added another poll asking whether you think fox should have apologized for their tasteless ad, but I don't think I can add another poll.
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Re: Is Jessica Simpson too fat? -
10-19-2009, 07:53 PM
I think Burger King should apologize, since it was their ad, and start offering a healthier menu instead of encouraging obesity with "Extra Fat-Ass Meals".
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Re: Is Jessica Simpson too fat? -
10-19-2009, 08:05 PM
Aw heck no! What she be needin is bout 20 mo pounds in her booty! Dat der would make dat sweet tang nice n round!
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Re: Is Jessica Simpson too fat? -
10-19-2009, 08:08 PM
She isn't too bad, yet! But she is on a slippery path towards becoming a glutton. And we all know how God feels about gluttons.
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Re: Is Jessica Simpson too fat? -
10-19-2009, 09:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rev Moonfloss
Aw heck no! What she be needin is bout 20 mo pounds in her booty! Dat der would make dat sweet tang nice n round!
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Re: Is Jessica Simpson too fat? -
10-20-2009, 12:20 AM
Who is Jessica Simpson?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is Jessica Simpson too fat? -
10-20-2009, 01:46 AM
She isn't fat, exactly, just untoned. Which isn't all that attractive as compared to toned.
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Re: Is Jessica Simpson too fat? -
10-20-2009, 01:57 AM
From a Christian perspective I would think she needs to tone up, but not too much. A woman with a fantastic physique gets that way because she's most likely a slut trying to ensnare as many men as possible. Jessica's body now suggests a more wholesome approach of pie baking and child bearing.
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Re: Is Jessica Simpson too fat? -
10-20-2009, 03:20 AM
She used to be sooooooooooooo cute! Now she's all puffy and she sings country songs instead of that poppy stuff she used to sing. She never should have broken up with Nick.
Tammi
He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4
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Re: Is Jessica Simpson too fat? -
06-17-2015, 12:34 AM
One reason I agree that the weight gain is better is that it will cause men to lust after her less. Being such a public figure, good on her for aiding the Christian men.
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