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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted by God of Ashes
It's only a name not a judgment.
And I will not fall to my knees to any kind of person, I refuse.
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You wouldn't be falling on your knees to "any kind of person", you'd be falling on your knees to the One True God!
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 04:38 AM
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You wouldn't be falling on your knees to "any kind of person", you'd be falling on your knees to the One True God!
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There are too many to tell which is the one true. As I said, I refuse.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 04:45 AM
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There are too many to tell which is the one true. As I said, I refuse.
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Maybe the pain of eternal fire will change your mind.
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 04:48 AM
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Maybe the pain of eternal fire will change your mind.
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If either exists. I say it's better than the hell I live through now.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 04:50 AM
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If either exists. I say it's better than the hell I live through now.
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You're in a lake of lava with demons gnawing at your innards right now?
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 04:52 AM
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You're in a lake of lava with demons gnawing at your innards right now?
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Actuallya world of war/violence/and idiot leaders.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 05:21 AM
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Actuallya world of war/violence/and idiot leaders.
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Oh. You're French.
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 05:27 AM
No I live in America and you people point your fingers in this forum far too much. And example of this would be the Turning down for the advancement in Stem Cell research.
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 06:09 AM
Just testing to see if I can post with the 500+ "infraction points" I have.
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 06:13 AM
I love the fact that with out knowing it these people are ridiculed by most sane christians.
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regarding the late litter of runts -
01-14-2007, 01:51 PM
Psalm 58:3
The wicked are estranged from the womb:
they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-14-2007, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
Oh. You're French.
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I don't think French comes into play in this case. A frog would have surrendered already. Then started cussing, not bathing, and spitting all over the room.
We all know the French are already damned to hell. That huge phallic symbol they worship makes that a foregone conclusion.
Perhaps we should send them Bibles along with this magic invention that's been around for centuries. We commonly call it soap.
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01-14-2007, 05:55 PM
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I'm a heathen, lol.
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You have a great sense of humor.
Really, what's so funny about going to hell?
You won't find hell funny at all.
None of you sassy mouthed little homers will.
As you burn, remember that Jesus offered you a chance of avoiding hell, and you were too much of a mormon to take it!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-15-2007, 09:32 PM
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Done and doubledone.
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But my account still works...
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-15-2007, 09:34 PM
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But my account still works...
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Temporarily
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-15-2007, 11:32 PM
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But my account still works...
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You question Jesus' mercy sinner? Do you really want to burn in the fires of Hell forever friend?
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-16-2007, 11:19 PM
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But my account still works...
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Don't worry, we can fix that if you give us further reason.
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-18-2007, 04:48 AM
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Don't worry, we can fix that if you give us further reason.
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-18-2007, 05:17 AM
Dusty, if you hate them so much, why not just leave the forum? Why wait for them to ban you?
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: I'm a heathen, lol. -
01-18-2007, 05:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Dusty, if you hate them so much, why not just leave the forum? Why wait for them to ban you?
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The worthless homer posses no intelligence.
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