[Enobarbus]

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I just don't understand... It doesn't make sense... "Canuck", okay; "Canadian", perfect; but "Canukistan", where does that come from??

Oh, and Twink, dear, you're wet... Perhaps you bettter both*.... Come inside....

*: referring to the extra organ

Of course it makes sense. All countries populated by inferior races end in the suffix 'stan'. What's wrong with you, girl, haven't you been to school?

Here are a few of them from an Encyclopedia:

Afghanistan
Arabestan
Armanestan
Bulgaristan / Bulğaristan
Chinastan
Frenkistan (Sometimes called France.)
Habeşistan
Ermenistan
Englistan
Hayastán
Hindustan
Hayastan
Hırvatistan
Hunastan
Gurjistan
Kazakhstan
Khalistan
Kyrgyzstan
Lehastan
Lehistan
Macaristan
Moğolistan
Pakistan
Parsqastan
Rusastan
Sırbistan
Tajikistan
Turkmenistan
Uzbekistan
Vrastan
Yunanistan

[WickedWitch]

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You're so ridiculous, Eno, but that's why I love you!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Of course it makes sense. All countries populated by inferior races end in the suffix 'stan'. What's wrong with you, girl, haven't you been to school?

Here are a few of them from an Encyclopedia:

Afghanistan
Arabestan
Armanestan
Bulgaristan / Bulğaristan
Chinastan
Frenkistan (Sometimes called France.)
Habeşistan
Ermenistan
Englistan
Hayastán
Hindustan
Hayastan
Hırvatistan
Hunastan
Gurjistan
Kazakhstan
Khalistan
Kyrgyzstan
Lehastan
Lehistan
Macaristan
Moğolistan
Pakistan
Parsqastan
Rusastan
Sırbistan
Tajikistan
Turkmenistan
Uzbekistan
Vrastan
Yunanistan

I once saw the Maharencess of Franistan on TV.

[WickedWitch]

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I once saw the Maharencess of Franistan on TV.

Oh? Good show, was it?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Oh? Good show, was it?

Oh yes! Lucille Ball was in it.

[Brother Temperance]

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Oh, and Twink, dear, you're wet... Perhaps you bettter both*.... Come inside....

And perhaps you and Twink had better both... accept JESUS before He kills you for being QUEER!

In my part of the country these people are called "Frostbacks". They typically are always on the verge of civil war (Parti Québécois), play too much hockey, drink beer, and end their sentences with "eh?". Projecting precious bodily fluids is a new pastime I am not familiar with.

You're from Soviet Canuckistan as well? You have my sympathies. From your posting, I almost thought you were a heterosexual Christian.

[WickedWitch]

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And perhaps you and Twink had better both... accept JESUS before He kills you for being QUEER! Sorry, but the last time I checked, I was a big fan of penises. I'll check again though, hold on a sec. *Checks* Yep, still not attracted to members of my sex.

You're from Glorious Canadaas well? You have my sympathies. Actually, here in Canada, we pity those in the US. From your posting, I almost thought you were a heterosexual Christian.

The majority of Canadians are heterosexual and Christian.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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The majority of Canadians are heterosexual and Christian.

Half the country are Godless commies and half the country is French, so I find that very hard to believe. Fortunately God has not turned His eyes from you completely, and he has put the godly Stephen Harper into his rightful place as Prime Minister of your squalid little nation. Take this opportunity while you still can!

[Brother Temperance]

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Sorry, but the last time I checked, I was a big fan of penises. I'll check again though, hold on a sec. *Checks* Yep, still not attracted to members of my sex.

Let's look at what the dictionary has to say, shall we?

queer

/kwɪər/Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kweer]Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciationadjective, -er, -est, verb, noun
–adjective 1.strange or odd from a conventional viewpoint; unusually different; singular: a queer notion of justice. 2.of a questionable nature or character; suspicious; shady: Something queer about the language of the prospectus kept investors away. 3.not feeling physically right or well; giddy, faint, or qualmish: to feel queer. 4.mentally unbalanced or deranged.

Now, I cannot say whether you are feeling physically right or not, but you are most certainly strange and odd from a conventional viewpoint, of a questionable nature or character, and mentally unbalanced. So Jesus has good cause to kill you for queerness at least three times over.

The majority of Canadians are heterosexual and Christian.

You can repeat a lie as often as you like, but it doesn't make it true.

[WickedWitch]

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I can agree that I am extremely strange and possibly a little crazy. But I'm not gay.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I can agree that I am extremely strange and possibly a little crazy. But I'm not gay.

No, there's nothing gay or delightful about unrepentant sodomy. Maybe your less than sunny mood is God trying to tell you something?

[SalvationSeeker]

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I can agree that I am extremely strange and possibly a little crazy. But I'm not gay.

Can you atleast admit that you need JESUS in your life?

[WickedWitch]

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No, there's nothing gay or delightful about unrepentant sodomy.

Thank you very much for the invitation, but I'm really and truly highly uninterested in anal sex. Especially with a woman as I am not a lesbian. Have fun trying to find someone to take you up on that offer, though.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Thank you very much for the invitation, but I'm really and truly highly uninterested in anal sex. Especially with a woman as I am not a lesbian. Have fun trying to find someone to take you up on that offer, though.

How strange. Do you usually confuse a statement with an invitation. If I said the sky is blue, would you be looking for a cupcake in my hand? That's what happens when you let the Devil into your heart. His demons mess with your mind and you can't think straight. It's time you kicked him out, invite in Jesus, and get yourself baptised through full immersion!

[OnYourKnees]

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How strange.

It's time you kicked him out, invite in Jesus, and get yourself baptised through full immersion!

Please note that the good Sister did not say "full PERVERSION". Methinks you've had enough of THAT already!