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Default I am back with news! Praise God! - 02-02-2015, 06:50 PM
I apologize for my absence for some time as I have been training young, Christian men theomathematics and to live for our Lord.

As some of you may know, I have two daughters. I worried that my wife had a heathen background and was cursed to only have daughters. But, we are having a son!

Praise GOD!

And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. 1 Kings 7:23
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Default Re: I am back with news! Praise God! - 02-02-2015, 08:37 PM
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As some of you may know, I have two daughters. I worried that my wife had a heathen background and was cursed to only have daughters. But, we are having a son!

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Congratulations! My wife had a girl child first time around. She's pregnant again. If it's not a son, I am going to be a very angry man. You are a patient man giving her 3 chances. Mine is only getting 2.

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Default Re: I am back with news! Praise God! - 02-03-2015, 09:56 PM
Thank you, Brother! I made the beatings harsher and more frequent. She also spent more time locked in the prayer closet! Her obedience has been rewarded. I pray you are blessed with a son as well!

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Default Re: I am back with news! Praise God! - 02-04-2015, 02:02 AM
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I apologize for my absence for some time as I have been training young, Christian men theomathematics and to live for our Lord.

As some of you may know, I have two daughters. I worried that my wife had a heathen background and was cursed to only have daughters. But, we are having a son!

Praise GOD!
Don't fret, brother. Daughters are like money in the bank, if you can get them raped* by their future husbands. Treat yourself to something special with those 100 Shekels, you deserve it!
Deuteronomy 22:29

And congratulations on the boy!

*when they come of age...be patient
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