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Default Glad to be back, once more! - 09-23-2006, 10:27 AM
I notice landover has been through another change in my absence. I hope to be able to spend more time among my Godly brothers and sisters of Landover, AMEN!!
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I notice landover has been through another change in my absence. I hope to be able to spend more time among my Godly brothers and sisters of Landover, AMEN!!
Welcome back, dear - we need all the good Christian help we can get, especially with that Rachael Van Chimp returning to spread her evilutionary propaganda on these most Blessed of Boards©. But even she isn't as bad as the latest influx of goth apologists, who insist on assaulting our eyes with the morbid contents of their Photobucket albums.

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Default 09-23-2006, 11:48 AM
Why thankyou, Mrs Rogers.
Yes, I notice that evolutionist van HELLsing is once more spreading hellbound idiocy amongst this Godly forum....a shame she could not be saved® and devote such energy into spreading the word of GOD®!

Goths assaulting the eyes of the landover congregation?? How awful, it seems there is an endless supply of them!
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I don't think we have been properly introduced.
Sister Talitha here.

I expect we'll soon bump into each other down at the Nail Parlour where we can talk about fluffy things and Jesus®.

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Nice to meet you, Sister.
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Praise Jesus!
Another sister to study the holy KJV1611 with.

Welcome!

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Greetings, SS.
Your name says you to be seeking salvation. Have you found it yet?
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Greetings, SS.
Your name says you to be seeking salvation. Have you found it yet?
That's a rather interesting question..
But of course I have. Landover Baptist is the way to Salvation as we all know.

As for my name, well..
Once Jesus tells me of another, better, name.
I will request that it be changed according to His will.

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Hi Lady Sorrow,nice to see you back.

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Default 09-24-2006, 03:00 PM
Lady Sorrow....I was wondering when you'd find your way back to be amongst your fellow fundies.

Hairy Homer seems to have missed you you may have an admirer there


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Default Re: Glad to be back, once more! - 09-25-2006, 07:37 AM
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Lady Sorrow....I was wondering when you'd find your way back to be amongst your fellow fundies.

Hairy Homer seems to have missed you you may have an admirer there

What,don't you want her to stay then?

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Default Re: Glad to be back, once more! - 09-25-2006, 06:46 PM
Demons ate my computer!! And oh dear, what has happened to our beloved Landover in my absence??!!

Well nevertheless, it is good to be back amongst my fellow brothers and sisters in Christ!!

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Default Re: Glad to be back, once more! - 09-25-2006, 08:14 PM
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Demons ate my computer!! And oh dear, what has happened to our beloved Landover in my absence??!!

Well nevertheless, it is good to be back amongst my fellow brothers and sisters in Christ!!

~Rain
While we were beset by a demons for a short period of time Sister Rain. The Lord, as always, rose to His beloved elect's defense and erected this forum. Jesus message is again is a firm and hard shaft of TRUTH™ penetration the depraved darkness of the internet. PRAISE! If it wasn’t for Landover the internet would be nothing but countless websites of tallywacker obsessed homers. PRAISE Jesus again!

Welcome back Sister Rain.


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Demons ate my computer!! And oh dear, what has happened to our beloved Landover in my absence??!!

Well nevertheless, it is good to be back amongst my fellow brothers and sisters in Christ!!

~Rain
Praise!
Jesus has truly smiled upon us lately, sending us this many sisters for bible (KJV1611) study.

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Default Re: Glad to be back, once more! - 09-26-2006, 01:30 AM
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I notice landover has been through another change in my absence. I hope to be able to spend more time among my Godly brothers and sisters of Landover, AMEN!!
Hiya, LS, Sweetie, don't tell me it's true that you have become a TC? Impossible -- remember the good old days when you led Team Heathen to a sweeping victory over the True Christians™ in the role-reversal thread?

Surely you must just be pretending. Shall we have dinner somewhere and discuss it -- relax, reminisce...
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Well nevertheless, it is good to be back amongst my fellow brothers and sisters in Christ!!

~Rain
Oh, hello, you dear little thing. So you are back too? How old are you now, dear? Have you turned 15 yet? Is that really you in the avatar?
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I don't know Rachael. With LS becoming a TC and Rain only being 14, that only leaves you and Lilith as the local female Atheists...
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Default Re: Glad to be back, once more! - 09-26-2006, 01:37 AM
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Welcome back, dear - we need all the good Christian help we can get, especially with that Rachael Van Chimp returning to spread her evilutionary propaganda on these most Blessed of Boards©. But even she isn't as bad as the latest influx of goth apologists, who insist on assaulting our eyes with the morbid contents of their Photobucket albums.
What? Young floozies posting provative pictures of themselves on these Godly boards! How dare they! Do you have the links?
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Oh, hello, you dear little thing. So you are back too? How old are you now, dear? Have you turned 15 yet? Is that really you in the avatar?
Argh! Get off these Godly boards you paedo-demon! If you were a tiny bit gayer, you could be a Catholic Priest!

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