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  • #16
    Re: God has cursed Denmarkistan

    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    Jeremiah 49 verse 13 For I have sworn by myself, saith the LORD, that Bozrah shall become a desolation, a reproach, a waste, and a curse; and all the cities thereof shall be perpetual wastes.
    That is in the Bible? Wow! But, where in the Bible does it say Denmark?


    Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

    - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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    • #17
      Re: God has cursed Denmarkistan

      Originally posted by Hash Girl View Post
      That is in the Bible? Wow! But, where in the Bible does it say Denmark?
      Listen up Hash Girl
      Of course Denmark isn't mentioned by name in the Bible, how dumb do you think we are? What God DID write when he wrote the bible (1611 King James Version) was a lot about what is good and what is bad. In Denmark 99 percent of all that is done by the population - the denmarkians - is bad. That's why God hates Denmark and that's why he curse the country.


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      Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women

      Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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      • #18
        Re: God has cursed Denmarkistan

        Originally posted by Viggo B. Kristoffersen View Post
        That's why God hates Denmark and that's why he curse the country.
        Then why do you want to live there?


        Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

        - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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        • #19
          Re: God has cursed Denmarkistan

          Originally posted by Hash Girl View Post
          Then why do you want to live there?
          I really don't, but God has places me here for a reason, and that is to preach his words to all the homers, sodomizers, satan worshipers, lutherans, rapists, drug addicts, atheists, witches, mudslimes, whoremongers and bastards who live in Denmark.


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          Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women

          Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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          • #20
            Re: God has cursed Denmarkistan

            Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
            That is in the Bible? Wow! But, where in the Bible does it say Denmark?
            Are you retarded? Why would God want to have such a disgusting curseword as "Denmark" written in his Holy Bible?

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            • #21
              Re: God has cursed Denmarkistan

              Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
              Why would God curse an entire country?

              That seems unfair to me.
              Are you familiar with the flood? He killed pretty much everyone in the entire world. Compared to that, cursing some lager-swilling vikings is positively restrained.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #22
                Re: God has cursed Denmarkistan

                In Depth: The World's Happiest Countries
                http://www.forbes.com/2010/07/14/world-happiest-countries-lifestyle-realestate-gallup_slide_2.html
                By and large, rich countries are happier--and that's no coincidence.


                And thank you for providing a everlasting source of entertainment

                P.S. Denmarkistan is not a real word

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                • #23
                  Re: God has cursed Denmarkistan

                  Originally posted by big bad dane View Post
                  http://www.forbes.com/2010/07/14/wor...p_slide_2.html

                  And thank you for providing a everlasting source of entertainment

                  P.S. Denmarkistan is not a real word
                  Another person spreading propaganda. Look buddy, we all know that Denmark is far from a happy country. You are only making yourself look like an even more idiotic country for each time you post one of the "Happy Denmark" news. Get some real facts about your country, before you post your propaganda. Taken from your link, "Percentage suffering: 1%", here you forgot to mention the 20% suffering from anxiety in Denmark, as well as the 15% suffering from Depression in Denmark. Already here we have exceeded the 1% that you claim. It is quite sad to see that Denmark needs to come up with made-up statistics to make the country "look great", but quite laughable too. It also goes to show the consequences when retards from Denmark are allowed to post made up statistics around the web.

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                  • #24
                    Re: God has cursed Denmarkistan

                    Hello filthy Amercians, i see that once again you fail the test known as reason, and thus you fail to understand the world around you. Since all Amcercians are egocentric, inbreed, crimninals, xenofobic, greedy, crowards and either fearfull of change or just plain igronant.

                    I intendt to pray for revenge.

                    Pray to the true Gods.

                    And yes i known that you filthy Amcerians will finde a way to delete this post since all Amcercians are unable to face any criticisme.

                    Glory to Cyrus, first of the True Gods, God of Mortality.
                    Honor to Nergal, fourth of the True Gods, God of Death
                    And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                    • #25
                      Re: God has cursed Denmarkistan

                      Originally posted by Voice of the Divine View Post
                      Hello filthy Amercians, i see that once again you fail the test known as reason, and thus you fail to understand the world around you. Since all Amcercians are egocentric, inbreed, crimninals, xenofobic, greedy, crowards and either fearfull of change or just plain igronant.

                      I intendt to pray for revenge.

                      Pray to the true Gods.

                      And yes i known that you filthy Amcerians will finde a way to delete this post since all Amcercians are unable to face any criticisme.

                      Glory to Cyrus, first of the True Gods, God of Mortality.
                      Honor to Nergal, fourth of the True Gods, God of Death
                      I see that you have failed English and grammar. Please, why are you hating americans? You should focus on the people who are not studying the Bible, people who don't pray to God, people who mock God and his followers...Namely you.
                      "In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him." 1 John 4:9

                      "A soft answer turneth away wrath, but grievous words stir up anger." Proverbs 15:1

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