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Computers are racist! -
02-09-2011, 05:19 PM
A good friend of mine figured out why computers are racist!
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Re: Computers are racist! -
02-09-2011, 05:24 PM
What in tarnation would a Nigra need to be using a computer for anyways? They'd probably just use it to look at pictures of white women online and order malt liquor from Amazon.
Not exactly the kind of behavior we want to encourage.
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Re: Computers are racist! -
02-09-2011, 05:27 PM
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A good friend of mine figured out why computers are racist!
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Oh no they figured out the plan!
Curses foiled again!
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What in tarnation would a Nigra need to be using a computer for anyways? They'd probably just use it to look at pictures of white women online and order malt liquor from Amazon.
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You are correct, a waste of money as well. Isn't it in their make up to bang on a hollow log as a form of long distance communication? Anybody that ever saw a Tarzan movie knows that.
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Re: Computers are racist! -
02-09-2011, 05:42 PM
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A good friend of mine figured out why computers are racist!
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That makes perfect sense to me. We also know that computers are sexist because the tech industry is male-dominated and Eurocentric because the interfaces are set up around the Roman alphabet.
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Re: Computers are racist! -
02-09-2011, 08:26 PM
"Computers are hard to use"? What the hell are you talking about?
It's much easier to learn once you know the basics, especially nowadays.
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Re: Computers are racist! -
02-09-2011, 08:46 PM
Amazon doesn't sell food/beverages.
He's just mad because computers replaced his job in the factory.
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02-09-2011, 09:48 PM
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He's just mad because computers replaced his job in the factory.
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Why are you assuming he worked in a factory? Just because he's a jigaboo? I find that extremely racist and offensive. Please, this is a Christian website. Refrain from making insensitive generalizations about jigs and other inferior races here.
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Re: Computers are racist! -
02-09-2011, 11:20 PM
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Why are you assuming he worked in a factory? Just because he's a jigaboo? I find that extremely racist and offensive. Please, this is a Christian website. Refrain from making insensitive generalizations about jigs and other inferior races here.
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Re: Computers are racist! -
02-09-2011, 11:38 PM
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Why are you assuming he worked in a factory? Just because he's a jigaboo? I find that extremely racist and offensive. Please, this is a Christian website. Refrain from making insensitive generalizations about jigs and other inferior races here.
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Brother, I hope you realize that "jigaboo" is a derogatory/ insensitive term for a black person?
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Re: Computers are racist! -
02-09-2011, 11:41 PM
psssst: nobody tell them about master/slave drives.....
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Re: Computers are racist! -
02-09-2011, 11:45 PM
I always thought those were based on Leviticus 25:44-46...
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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
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Re: Computers are racist! -
02-10-2011, 12:16 AM
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Brother, I hope you realize that "jigaboo" is a derogatory/ insensitive term for a black person?
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How would he know? It's not like Brother Jenkins goes around burning crosses on people's front yard. Frankly I find you judgmental tone a tad harsh.
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Re: Computers are racist! -
02-10-2011, 12:25 AM
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I always thought those were based on Leviticus 25:44-46...
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Yeah, but they see racism everywhere.
Some county clerk in Dallas got all upset because his employer said his office was like a black hole; meaning that paperwork that went in there was never seen again.
Then there was the Delta stewardess fired for "eney meany miney moe, catch a TIGER by the toe". Yep, that was racist as well.
I'm pretty sure it's to the point now that if a heterosexual white man (esp. Christian) is breathing, that's racism.
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Re: Computers are racist! -
02-10-2011, 03:32 AM
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Brother, I hope you realize that "jigaboo" is a derogatory/ insensitive term for a black person?
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You're the one calling them "black".
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Re: Computers are racist! -
02-10-2011, 05:23 AM
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A good friend of mine figured out why computers are racist!
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Boy, what are you talking about? My computers are all black! How can they be racist?
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Re: Computers are racist! -
02-10-2011, 10:09 AM
Why are Negro’s looking for jobs? Are you not meant to be faithful servants to white Christians? I’m a little confused please will a wise pastor give me a good bible quoted answer to my ignorant question?
Forgive my lack of knowlage please.
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Re: Computers are racist! -
02-10-2011, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
Why are you assuming he worked in a factory? Just because he's a jigaboo? I find that extremely racist and offensive. Please, this is a Christian website. Refrain from making insensitive generalizations about jigs and other inferior races here.
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With enough hard work, anyone can achieve the job they want.
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Re: Computers are racist! -
02-10-2011, 11:57 PM
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With enough hard work, anyone can achieve the job they want.
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WRONG: With enough FAITH in the Love of Jesus anyone can achieve ANYTHING.
Why do you think we Christians put a man on the moon when the secularists in the Soviet Union said it couldn't be done? FAITH!
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Re: Computers are racist! -
02-11-2011, 12:06 AM
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WRONG: With enough FAITH in the Love of Jesus anyone can achieve ANYTHING.
Why do you think we Christians put a man on the moon when the secularists in the Soviet Union said it couldn't be done? FAITH!
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Amen. And what would Negroes and Messicants use the computer for? Certainly not for spreading the word of God according to the KJV 1611 Bible. Unless of course they are a True Christian.
1Now the LORD had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father's house, unto a land that I will shew thee: 2 And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing:
3 And I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee: and in thee shall all families of the earth be blessed. Genesis 12:1-3
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Re: Computers are racist! -
02-11-2011, 02:45 AM
Negroes have known that computers are racist for a long time, already:
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