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10-07-2006, 05:00 AM
I have a question that involves the Bible itself. I am having a REALLY hard time believeing it. IS there any way anoyone can convince me otherwise that the Bible is all fact and not just something that was made up by several people over the course of 1000 YEARS?!
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10-07-2006, 05:09 AM
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I have a question that involves the Bible itself. I am having a REALLY hard time believeing it. IS there any way anoyone can convince me otherwise that the Bible is all fact and not just something that was made up by several people over the course of 1000 YEARS?!
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Have you ever even read the Holy Bible friend? You will find that it is pretty much self-explanatory. If you are mentally challenged, and I suspect that you are from the sound of it, you might take a look at THIS, which explains things in comic book form.
I hope you don't turn out to be one of these sodomite satan worshippers who prance in here thinking that you can spit on Jesus and get away with it. We are True Christians who follow every single word in the Holy Bible, Amen!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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10-07-2006, 05:13 AM
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Have you ever even read the Holy Bible friend? You will find that it is pretty much self-explanatory. If you are mentally challenged, and I suspect that you are from the sound of it, you might take a look at THIS, which explains things in comic book form.
I hope you don't turn out to be one of these sodomite satan worshippers who prance in here thinking that you can spit on Jesus and get away with it. We are True Christians who follow every single word in the Holy Bible, Amen!
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Why do you insult me in this kind of way? I am merely asking a question that doesnt need any name calling. Are you that hard headed as to call someone that questions the Bible 'mentally challenged'? Just because I think differently than you does not give you ANY RIGHT to be calling me names.
Yes, I have read the Bible. I have even joined the BIBLE CLUB in my school. But even at that I have a hard time believeing all the stories in them, no matter how great they may seem. Im sorry my friend, but your going to need more proof that the Bible is all factual.
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10-07-2006, 05:22 AM
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Why do you insult me in this kind of way? I am merely asking a question that doesnt need any name calling. Are you that hard headed as to call someone that questions the Bible 'mentally challenged'? Just because I think differently than you does not give you ANY RIGHT to be calling me names.
Yes, I have read the Bible. I have even joined the BIBLE CLUB in my school. But even at that I have a hard time believeing all the stories in them, no matter how great they may seem. Im sorry my friend, but your going to need more proof that the Bible is all factual.
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First off missy, As a Pastor in the Landover Baptist Church, I have "the right" to tell you anything that I think you need to hear. I don't know that you think at all. You claim to have read the Holy Bible, then come in here demanding "proof"? That means you have not read the Holy Bible.
If you have a specific question about a specific scripture that you have read, feel free to post it. But as far as the "proof" goes, ask Jesus. HE says the Bible is 100% literally true. If you want to argue with God, be my guest.
By the way, how old are you missy? Did you lie about your age to gain entrance into God's favorite forum?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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10-07-2006, 05:34 AM
I never lie about my age. When I say I am 15 then yes, I am 15. I am also a male who seeks answers to EVERY scripture of the Bible.
And this is my real question: How is it that so many people believe in a bunch of pages that have been written by many people over the course of 1000 years? How do you know that it is all factual truth? How are you to decide whether it is all true or not? Feel free to descriminate all you wish.
Oh, and by the way, I sincerely appologize for any misspellings or grammar errors that appear in my posts. Im still learning to write perfectly, y'know?
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10-07-2006, 05:36 AM
I enjoyed our little conversation that we had just now, but I wish to continue it some other time. If I can, I shall try to be on tomorrow to discuss this some more. Thank you for your time.
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10-07-2006, 06:22 AM
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I never lie about my age. When I say I am 15 then yes, I am 15. I am also a male who seeks answers to EVERY scripture of the Bible.
And this is my real question: How is it that so many people believe in a bunch of pages that have been written by many people over the course of 1000 years? How do you know that it is all factual truth? How are you to decide whether it is all true or not? Feel free to descriminate all you wish.
Oh, and by the way, I sincerely appologize for any misspellings or grammar errors that appear in my posts. Im still learning to write perfectly, y'know?
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For a so-called "male" you don't seem very manly. You should speak with Brother Mike to learn how not to come across as so homer. As to what you are confused about, I have no clue. The Bible is God's Holy Word and is 100% True™, unlike any other "religion's" text. We believe the Bible because it is True and has been proven so time and time and time again. No other book (scientifical or otherwise) has the same power that the Word of God has. EVERYTHING in the Bible is being proven true today. And when you say "so many people" believe it, you couldn't be further from the truth. The number of Truly Saved Christians™ is small, thank the Good Lord. Can you imagine Heaven overcrowded, just like the Jews in New York? That is more like HELL my friend.
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10-07-2006, 08:42 AM
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I never lie about my age. When I say I am 15 then yes, I am 15. I am also a male who seeks answers to EVERY scripture of the Bible.
And this is my real question: How is it that so many people believe in a bunch of pages that have been written by many people over the course of 1000 years? How do you know that it is all factual truth? How are you to decide whether it is all true or not? Feel free to descriminate all you wish.
Oh, and by the way, I sincerely appologize for any misspellings or grammar errors that appear in my posts. Im still learning to write perfectly, y'know?
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Firstly, we know The Bible(KJV1611) to be true because it was written by God© himself.
We, as True Christians™ have faith in our hearts to believe the Bible(KJV1611) to be 100% True.
Secondly, I am giving you a warning. Not only is it obvious you have never read the one and only True Bible(KJV1611) but you have also not read our Terms and Conditions to which you agreed. Not only does it say you are not old enough to even be here, but also by agreeing to those conditions we own your Soul you have no rights to question True Christians™
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Re: I Have A Question... -
10-07-2006, 11:05 AM
2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
17 That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.
I suppose you think you know better than God?
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10-07-2006, 03:13 PM
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2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
17 That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.
I suppose you think you know better than God?
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You cannot prove the Bible using the Bible. It's the same like proving Koran with Koran.
And God is quite stupid if he thinks the Earth is flat. It's God who's mentally challenged not TheConfusedOne.
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10-07-2006, 03:38 PM
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You cannot prove the Bible using the Bible. It's the same like proving Koran with Koran.
And God is quite stupid if he thinks the Earth is flat. It's God who's mentally challenged not TheConfusedOne.
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And it's Berto R who seems to have a good chance of getting banned before he reaches his 10th post if he carries on blaspheming like this.
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10-07-2006, 03:40 PM
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And it's Berto R who seems to have a good chance of getting banned before he reaches his 10th post if he carries on blaspheming like this.
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OK, I'll stop. But it's true that if God exists his book opposes the universe he "created".
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10-07-2006, 03:47 PM
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OK, I'll stop. But it's true that if God exists his book opposes the universe he "created".
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No, the only thing is TRUE friend is your mind is so deluded by sin you read The Bible contradicts the observed world. Consider;
* God is perfect.
* God wrote the Bible.
* You are imperfect.
The only place for error is in you friend.
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10-07-2006, 03:55 PM
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No, the only thing is TRUE friend is your mind is so deluded by sin you read The Bible contradicts the observed world. Consider;
* God is perfect.
* God wrote the Bible.
* You are imperfect.
The only place for error is in you friend.
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I know I'm not perfect. But bible is the only one that claims God is perfect. You cannot prove the Bible, ergo you cannot prove God's perfection.
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10-07-2006, 03:56 PM
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I know I'm not perfect. But bible is the only one that claims God is perfect. You cannot prove the Bible, ergo you cannot prove God's perfection.
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Not prove The Bible? I have a leather bound, gold inlay on right in my prayer closet friend. What more proof is needed?
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10-07-2006, 03:58 PM
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Not prove The Bible? I have a leather bound, gold inlay on right in my prayer closet friend. What more proof is needed?
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You have certainly proved Christians can be less intelligent...
You cannot prove that the Bible is true.
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10-07-2006, 04:17 PM
If you have read the Bible, how can you not find it to be self-explanatory, as Pastor Ezekiel says? If you read the words, you should be able to understand them:
Eph. 3:3-4: How that by revelation he made known unto me the mystery; (as I wrote afore in few words, Whereby, when ye read, ye may understand my knowledge in the mystery of Christ)
If not, then maybe this Scripture teaching is about you:
II Thess. 2:11-12: And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
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10-07-2006, 05:07 PM
You know? Sometimes an Ikon is worth 1,000 Word-s. So I am SINcerely Hope-ing that this will clear up any c-o-nFusion that might still be in your alleged mind:
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10-07-2006, 05:11 PM
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ergo you cannot prove God's perfection.
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Don't 'ergo' at me, you homer! God's perfection is apparent in everything we see and everything we do. Thus we don't have to 'prove' it, it is self evident. Just look at GODLY President Bush.
Or look at that thing crawling up your arm. Do you think it evolved from a puddle of muck? Do you think your grandfather is a monkey? ........Ok, no need to answer the second one, but anyway, GOD CREATED that bug SPECIFICALLY to crawl up your arm and give you the HIV Demon in exchange for your failure to believe in His Son JESUS, who died temporarily for your SIN.
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10-07-2006, 05:24 PM
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Don't 'ergo' at me, you homer!
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Ergot! Pastor! Is this not what the Salem Witches of the 1600s ingested to make them turn to Witchcraft and away from GOD???
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