[zigzagdance]

As a child to rebel i burnt bibles to get the locals to think i was some sort of punk, and now i am seeking forgiveness.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by zigzagdance

As a child to rebel i burnt bibles to get the locals to think i was some sort of punk, and now i am seeking forgiveness.

Well, you need to go buy yourself a Bible, but make sure it is the one true Word of God: The Holy KJV1611 Bible. Then read it from cover to cover. Ask any questions you have along the way, right here. Lastly, you need to send us your tithe, using the Paypal button at the bottom of this page. Jesus is waiting. Congratulations on making the right choice!

[zigzagdance]

What does giving money have anything to do with my salvation?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

As a child to rebel i burnt bibles to get the locals to think i was some sort of punk, and now i am seeking forgiveness.

If you're seeking to be 'saved' thought this lot, I hope you brought your wallet, dude. *snicker*

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by zigzagdance

What does giving money have anything to do with my salvation?

It demonstrates to God that you're willing to sacrifice for Him.

He died temporarily for your sins, the least you can do is return a little of the abundance He has allowed you to collect as an expression of your love for Him.

[zigzagdance]

I live in a small apartment in downtown Baltimore. I make very little money at a box manufacturing company. I honestly don't have the money. It would mean i'd have to go without food for a week if i were to donate any more than $10.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by zigzagdance

What does giving money have anything to do with my salvation?

Well, for one thing, Jesus commands us all to Tithe in the Bible.

Lev 27:32 And concerning the tithe of the herd, or of the flock, [even] of whatsoever passeth under the rod, the tenth shall be holy unto the LORD.

Num 18:26 Thus speak unto the Levites, and say unto them, When ye take of the children of Israel the tithes which I have given you from them for your inheritance, then ye shall offer up an heave offering of it for the LORD, [even] a tenth [part] of the tithe.
Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

It costs plenty to fund our church ministries all across the world. Jet fuel for the Lear isn't cheap. And this forum costs plenty.

You are in luck though. If you follow THESE simple instructions, you can get a free Playstation 3 when you pledge your life to Jesus!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by zigzagdance

I live in a small apartment in downtown Baltimore. I make very little money at a box manufacturing company. I honestly don't have the money. It would mean i'd have to go without food for a week if i were to donate any more than $10.

Oh, you're poor? Then Jesus has a special plan for you!

Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

Lucky guy! You get to tithe EVERYTHING! Don't worry, Jesus will take care of you. Hit that Paypal button nownownow!

[zigzagdance]

Sony is run by chinks, i would never accept any of their merchandise.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

See? Told you that you'd need to bring your wallet!

[zigzagdance]

****, i'm screwed then. Oh well, it's probably warmer in hell.

[zigzagdance]

[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ADMINI%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG]My friend LaVey said i could go to hell for free, so i'll take his offer. Thanks for trying to help me. I think i've finally found out who i want to be.

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by zigzagdance

My friend LaVey said i could go to hell for free, so i'll take his offer. Thanks for trying to help me. I think i've finally found out who i want to be.

Okeedokee, good luck with that!

[Brother Love]

Originally Posted by zigzagdance

[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ADMINI%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG]My friend LaVey said i could go to hell for free, so i'll take his offer. Thanks for trying to help me. I think i've finally found out who i want to be.

My friend YOU CAN go to HELL for FREE! In fact, the road to HELL is toll free all the way! It is a WIDE HIGHWAY unlike the ROAD TO HEAVEN which is STRAIGHT and NARROW! But, I guess you don't want to travel the straight and narrow and, instead, you prefer the WIDE HIGHWAY of SIN and ABOMINATION!! Well, GOOD LUCK with that as O.Y.K.'s said. Just remember one thing HEATHEN SINNER! The end of that WIDE HIGHWAY is a FIERY PIT overflowing with SODOMIZING DEMONS which will SODOMIZE you for the rest of ETERNITY! THAT is what FREE gets you!!

Well, you've chosen your way and "found" out who you want to be. Ok! I just hope you're ready for the end of the road YOU have chosen! And I hope before you DIE you discover YOUR MISTAKE! But, then it will be TOO LATE!! And, I guess you'll soon be doing the ZIG ZAG DANCE in Hell as you are being repeatedly SODOMIZED. But, that MUST be what you want!!


REPENT SINNER !!

[Silent Shadow]

Originally Posted by zigzagdance

As a child to rebel i burnt bibles to get the locals to think i was some sort of punk, and now i am seeking forgiveness.

These people can't offer you forgiveness. See my other posts.

[SalvationSeeker]

Originally Posted by Silent Shadow

These people can't offer you forgiveness. See my other posts.

You're right. We never claimed we could either.
Only Jesus can offer forgiveness and Salvation.

What we CAN do however, is help people know Him.
You're only trying to lead people astray.

[Silent Shadow]

Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker

You're right. We never claimed we could either.
Only Jesus can offer forgiveness and Salvation.

What we CAN do however, is help people know Him.
You're only trying to lead people astray.

You may lead people to Jesus, maybe even get them saved, but after that they're all screwed up. Jesus offers salvation. You give them that then damn them for every mistake they make. You all are just so...what's the word...superficial, hollow, no depth whatsoever, it's as if you're all JesusDrones (I made up a new word, ya!).

[Brother V]

Originally Posted by Silent Shadow

You may lead people to Jesus, maybe even get them saved, but after that they're all screwed up. Jesus offers salvation. You give them that then damn them for every mistake they make. You all are just so...what's the word...superficial, hollow, no depth whatsoever, it's as if you're all JesusDrones (I made up a new word, ya!).

Friend, I can't damn anyone. Only Jesus holds the keys to hell.

Revelation 1:18 I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death.

Now, did you mean to say we judge others?

In which case, guilty as charged. (Just as you are) Except...

We are righteous. Can you say the same?

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

I suppose you are going to bust out Matthew 7:1?

Have you read Matthew 7:2?

If we are ready to be judged by the same high standards we expect for others, then it's not really a problem, now is it?

YIC
V

[SalvationSeeker]

Originally Posted by Silent Shadow

You may lead people to Jesus, maybe even get them saved, but after that they're all screwed up. Jesus offers salvation. You give them that then damn them for every mistake they make. You all are just so...what's the word....

The word you're actually looking for is "unquestioning".
Yes, we are.

We would never dream of questioning God's perfect motives like you do.
As clearly shown in this post by you, what it all comes down to isn't what the Bible says:
It's about the simple fact that you don't want to follow Jesus!

[Brother V]

Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker

The word you're actually looking for is "unquestioning".
Yes, we are.

We would never dream of questioning God's perfect motives like you do.
As clearly shown in this post by you, what it all comes down to isn't what the Bible says:
It's about the simple fact that you don't want to follow Jesus!

Why am I reminded back to the story of Saul, Agag and Samuel? (Why does it seem I always think of Saul?) (Why am I assuming that BT is also thinking the same thing?)

1 Samuel 15:23 For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.

Witches are to be killed! Rebellious children are to be killed.

God rejects the rebellious.

Lets read back a verse, shall we?

22 And Samuel said, Hath the LORD as great delight in burnt offerings and sacrifices, as in obeying the voice of the LORD? Behold, to obey is better than sacrifice, and to hearken than the fat of rams.

When the LORD tells you to do something, you'd better damn well do it. When He tells, he doesn't give options, "you could do it like this, or this or this... " It's either His way, or it's not His way. Which path do YOU follow?

V