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Mayor of Freehold
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Posts: 12,171
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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PLEASE Homer, Iowa, Change the name of your town. -
09-16-2014, 12:30 AM
I've pleaded with the Mayor of Homer to stop giving legitimacy to sodomy. The town's name must be changed. I've been on the phone and even driven the 30 miles north to talk to him.
He just shrugs and says that's been the town's name since way back when.
I would never be Mayor of a town that bragged it is the home of Satan's favorite sin.
http://www.lasr.net/travel/city.php?...=IA0406009e003
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: PLEASE Homer, Iowa, Change the name of your town. -
09-16-2014, 02:18 AM
Amen, Mr. Mayor. Just look at all the ultra liberal scum who are bellyaching about innocent sports teams like the Redskins, the Injuns, the Squaws, and the Scalpers, but they ignore truly offensive names like Homer, Alaska and Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,719
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: MAGA Country, USA
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Re: PLEASE Homer, Iowa, Change the name of your town. -
09-16-2014, 04:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
He just shrugs and says that's been the town's name since way back when.
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All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 6,765
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry, Redding, CA
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Re: PLEASE Homer, Iowa, Change the name of your town. -
09-16-2014, 09:19 AM
No doubt God will send a twister to wipe that town out if they don't straighten up. But, when He does, I'm not sure that anyone will notice.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for Vice President in 2024
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Mayor of Freehold
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Posts: 12,171
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: PLEASE Homer, Iowa, Change the name of your town. -
09-16-2014, 08:34 PM
I can't stop envisioning Homer as a place were buck naked homers have street dance orgies. I hope I'm wrong about that.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 991
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: 1380 Apostle's Park Ct, Freehold
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Re: PLEASE Homer, Iowa, Change the name of your town. -
09-17-2014, 03:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I can't stop envisioning Homer as a place were buck naked homers have street dance orgies. I hope I'm wrong about that.
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Brother Mister Mayor,
One of my Godly marketing managers visited Homer to see if it would be a good place to expand Naomi's Moist Pie. I thought of opening up there and allowing all of Homer to taste my delicious offerings. Allow me to share with you the report of the marketing manager. He first texted me the following:
NRL: Homer welcomed me with open arms. Found suitable location. Looking at it tomorrow. Invited to special party tonight. God Bless.
I haven't heard from him since. Mother knows a woman from the Homer Baptist Church (yes, they have one) and she tells me this woman said most of the congregation is male and "fabulous." I met this woman recently and she speaks with a terribly low voice - I suspect she has a respiratory problem - and she has an unsightly pimple on her adam's apple. She seems to be a reliable source of information and is great with styling mom's hair.
I've decided against Homer as a location and I'm praying for the safe return of my marketing manager. I fear the "party" he mentioned might be one like you suggested takes place there. May God have mercy.
NRL
1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers." Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in 50 States and Canada
!Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Posts: 12,171
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: PLEASE Homer, Iowa, Change the name of your town. -
09-17-2014, 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb
Brother Mister Mayor, He first texted me the following:
NRL: Homer welcomed me with open arms. Found suitable location. Looking at it tomorrow. Invited to special party tonight. God Bless.
I haven't heard from him since.
I've decided against Homer as a location and I'm praying for the safe return of my marketing manager. I fear the "party" he mentioned might be one like you suggested takes place there. May God have mercy.
NRL
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Sister Naomi--Thanks for that report from Homerville. My guess the residents of Homerville consume more organic salads than pies.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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