[Brother Guy Bayard]

Yesterday, while I was enjoying the glorious midday sun on my patio with a pot of tea and some biscuits, the ambience was rudely shattered by the arrival of my mother, dragging her daily quota of aluminium cans to recycle behind her. SHE THEN PROCEEDED TO CONFRONT ME WITH THIS ARTICLE.
http://tbknews.blogspot.com/2006/10/biblemania-is-addiction.html.
Only Jesus himself knows how she got her hands on it, let alone read and understand it - (she signs everything with an "X" although it could be the bandages on her fingers...). Mother Glendora - why do people write vile garbage such as this? I was so angry after being shown this blasphemous satanic hate filled rubbish, I was forced to beat demons out of my 67 year old mother for over 10 minutes, during which my tea grew cold. My mother showed not the slightest bit of remorse and had to be 'encouraged' to make a new , fresh, hot pot.
Where do people find these awful lies, and why do they persist in persecuting the faithful with their hate and bitterness?

Biblemania is an Addiction
Biblemania, or the "love of the Bible," is a deliberately contrived, socially acceptable addiction no less destructive to the individual and society as a whole than is heroin. The Bible pushers start in on their victims very young, sometimes before they can read, and insidiously and aggressively peddle their wares so that a child will become addicted to biblical junk for his entire life.

Biblemania is a very tough habit to break - and it's meant to be. In order to create Bible junkies, pushers must make their victims uncomfortable and dis-eased, filling them with an intense self-loathing, so that, broken, they will desire and be desperate for a fix. Bible pushers break their victims, so they need to be fixed.

The biblemaniac is armored against rational criticism of his habit - and he has a whole support system of fellow Bible junkies who will viciously defend his addiction. The biblemaniac is in denial that he has an addiction or that there is anything wrong with it. The biblemaniac's junk consists of sweet and sugary platitudes laced with poison, but his addiction will not allow him to see the poison. The Bible junk is no different than sugar - it may taste good on the surface, but a steady diet of it will kill you. In reality, Bible junk is worse than sugar, as, again, it is laced with poison. And Bible junkies often have no other fare to supplement their poison-filled diet.

Bible addiction is no laughing matter. Not only has it caused extreme pathological behavior in individuals, but it has led to the annihilation of entire cultures and the genocide of whole peoples. And, if the addiction is not addressed, it will lead the world into an Armageddon from which it may never recover, as its most virulent junkies - priests, pastors and politicians - stand by gleefully rubbing their hands, waiting for the biggest rush of their biblemania - the mushroom cloud of destruction.

Fortunately, there are treatments for biblemania. The first step, of course, is to move beyond denial and to recognize the addiction and its harmful and destructive affects on relationships and the quality of life. Next, we must find "food for the soul" that is more palatable and healthful, including appreciating the beauty of creation and humankind's enormous capacity for love.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Clearly Catholic claptrap. They want us to believe that God wants whatever their dress-wearing priests want.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Guy

Yesterday, while I was enjoying the glorious midday sun on my patio with a pot of tea and some biscuits, the ambience was rudely shattered by the arrival of my mother, dragging her daily quota of aluminium cans to recycle behind her. SHE THEN PROCEEDED TO CONFRONT ME WITH THIS ARTICLE.
http://tbknews.blogspot.com/2006/10/biblemania-is-addiction.html.

I hope you hate your mother just as Jesus did.

By the way, are you some kind of a fag? Real men don't drink tea, and biscuits go with gravy. Anyone knows that....

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I hope you hate your mother just as Jesus did.

By the way, are you some kind of a fag? Real men don't drink tea, and biscuits go with gravy. Anyone knows that....

Effete cafe loiterers, biscotti eaters and coffee drinkers in general are notorious for homosexual nigra wop liberal communist activities. I'm absolutely positive that different styles of coffee are 'coded gayspeak' for a variety of sexual acts . How else can you explain the veritable gay rainbow of coffee styles available. Long Blacks (shudder), short blacks, double espressos, macchiatos, reverse macchiatos, lattes, cappuccinos, mochas, iced, liquer and even Greek/Turkish coffee (all that mud left in the bottom - symbolism!) are all enjoyed by Liberal Euro/Fag loving homers and their communist sympathisers. Is it any coincidence that these 'cafes' usually have toilets where gay men can go to get some 'extra cream' or 'sugar' to go with their 'double reverse macchiato'? 'Coffee' is of course fagspeak for gay sex. Unless you say otherwise.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

I was inspecting the kitchen area of my mansion, showing the messkins how to mix flour with bacon grease to make biscuit gravy when I read your post and almost gagged up my bowl of menudo with green sea turtle chunks.

PLEASE show a little restraint, brother! I can't read descriptions of that sort during breakfast!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Pastor A.
Its only good and proper you should be sick to your stomach. Hearing about these things is NEVER pleasant for any god fearing man - let alone someone as godly and fearsome as your self. So it is with sincere apologies that I am forced to show you yet more evidence, nay PROOF - of the secret gay language of cafes ....
Cafe Lungo: A 'long pulled' "coffee". Twice the amount of coffee extracted from the same dose as usual.
AFFAGATO: A tall glass filled with ice cream then a "double shot of espresso poured over and topped with cream and shaved chocolate". Flavoured syrups such as hazlenut, macadamia or Irish cream can can added .

Satan only knows what they mean by 'flavoured syrups' . The rest is painfully obvious .

[Seeker]

Guy, thanks for the copy and paste of a blog. That is easy. The link did not work for me.

Please be original..with your thoughts.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Originally Posted by Seeker

Guy, thanks for the copy and paste of a blog. That is easy. The link did not work for me.

Please be original..with your thoughts.

I'm not entirely sure what you are referring to. My first post contains a link I certainly don't claim as my own - even a mormon can see that.
That is the only link I have provided.
Another post outlining the 'coded gayspeak' for cafes ,eg "biscotti eaters" etc. is not a link, even though its in blue, I chose the colour. If you are confused I'm not surprised. You don't appear to be the brightest star in the heavens.
If , my accusatory amigo, you are suggesting I copied and pasted that damning expose on the homer sexual connotations of coffee styles, how dare you.
That entirely original piece was penned by my own hand and mind. It is entirely of my own doing and for you to suggest otherwise fills me with righteous indignation, and reflects upon yourself as a jealous little halfwit who couldn't write their own shopping list without some assistance.
Original? Original? I am nothing but. I believe an apology is due from one of us , and it sure aint me.
Now go back to your KJV Bible and see what it says about making false accusations, lies, jealousy, stupidity and get back to me with an apology. Retard.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Originally Posted by Seeker

Guy, thanks for the copy and paste of a blog. That is easy. The link did not work for me.

Please be original..with your thoughts.

And another thing "seeker" - after your misguided and condescending advice, I took the time to look back through your posts...Every single gosh darned post of yours contains multiple spelling atrocities and grammatical abominations. Judging by these posts you don't appear to have had a single original thought yourself, and every entry appears to have been written by a semi-literate 10 year old. Did you get your little brother to write your posts for you? I'd be saying 'yes' to that question because its less embarressing than admitting you wrote them yourself. Now go take your Prozac and leave the thinking to the grownups.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Guy

And another thing "seeker" - after your misguided and condescending advice, I took the time to look back through your posts...Every single gosh darned post of yours contains multiple spelling atrocities and grammatical abominations. Judging by these posts you don't appear to have had a single original thought yourself, and every entry appears to have been written by a semi-literate 10 year old. Did you get your little brother to write your posts for you? I'd be saying 'yes' to that question because its less embarressing than admitting you wrote them yourself. Now go take your Prozac and leave the thinking to the grownups.

Brother, don't get in the habit of trying to defend yourself against women. That was all settled in the Garden of Eden. Women are automatically and Biblically wrong and must accept the blame for everything since Eve.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

Brother, don't get in the habit of trying to defend yourself against women. That was all settled in the Garden of Eden. Women are automatically and Biblically wrong and must accept the blame for everything since Eve.

Of course you're right Pastor Al. The path of the righteous is a rocky one, and stumbles are to be expected from time to time. It reminds me of a saying I once heard "Never get in a fight with a pig. You both end up covered in filth, but the pig actually enjoys it."