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Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-12-2010, 09:46 AM
Apparently, half of Death Metal band "SLAYER" are devout Christians. Because they DO worship our lord and savior, does this make them good Christians?
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-12-2010, 10:03 AM
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Apparently, half of Death Metal band "SLAYER" are devout Christians. Because they DO worship our lord (sic) and savior (sic), does this make them good Christians?
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No. You cannot be a good Christian while campaigning for Satan.
That's like putting and together. There is only place for 1.
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-12-2010, 11:13 AM
You cannot serenade Jesus with the songs of the Devil.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-12-2010, 04:45 PM
This is such a stupid question, to be honest. Now, I'm actually quite familiar with Slayer since I've been burning their records since the 1980's. I believe their lead singer might be a Catholic, but that is not a Christian. Papists believe in Mary and break a number of rules that God laid out in the Bible. So we can count him out.
But, even if one of them was "Christian" like you claim, they are in name only. No Christian would associate with such a blatantly Satanic rock group. Their music praises Satan, evangelizes Satan's message to youth, and they live rock 'n roll (aka SINFUL) lifestyles. There's just too many sins to go over.
But here is one...
2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
Since you listen to Slayer I don't expect you to have the intelligence to understand that preceding Bible passage. But it says this, in essence, "Do not associate or join together with unbelievers. For good and bad cannot come together, and it corrupts you." I think that says all you need to know.
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-15-2010, 12:15 AM
God listens TO SLAYER!
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-15-2010, 12:19 AM
Slayer is a Christian band, now? How is that going to help their album sales?
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
12-26-2014, 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
This is such a stupid question, to be honest. Now, I'm actually quite familiar with Slayer since I've been burning their records since the 1980's. I believe their lead singer might be a Catholic, but that is not a Christian. Papists believe in Mary and break a number of rules that God laid out in the Bible. So we can count him out.
But, even if one of them was "Christian" like you claim, they are in name only. No Christian would associate with such a blatantly Satanic rock group. Their music praises Satan, evangelizes Satan's message to youth, and they live rock 'n roll (aka SINFUL) lifestyles. There's just too many sins to go over.
But here is one...
2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
Since you listen to Slayer I don't expect you to have the intelligence to understand that preceding Bible passage. But it says this, in essence, "Do not associate or join together with unbelievers. For good and bad cannot come together, and it corrupts you." I think that says all you need to know.
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Hmm... For a Reverend I thought you knew that Catholics are Christians.
Christianity is the group of religions that believe in God and Jesus Christ. Catholics fall into that group.
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
12-26-2014, 04:26 AM
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Hmm... For a Reverend I thought you knew that Catholics are Christians.
Christianity is the group of religions that believe in God and Jesus Christ. Catholics fall into that group.
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Don't be silly. The reverend knows what's actually written in the Holy Bible. I encourage you to read it so you know what God really thinks and wants from you, too. You might wish to read this sermon for more information: Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians.
I hope that helps. Welcome to the forums, and Merry Christmas.
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-16-2010, 02:06 AM
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No. You cannot be a good Christian while campaigning for Satan.
That's like putting and together. There is only place for 1.
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the band slayer do not campaign for satan you fool.
just because they are in a heavy metal band it does not at all mean you campaign for satan, or even acnowlege him.
its just a style of music for crying out loud
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-16-2010, 02:13 AM
Slayer is a satanic band, don't be an idiot you idiot.
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-16-2010, 02:17 AM
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Slayer is a satanic band, don't be an idiot you idiot.
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dont call me an idiot you christfag!
there is no such thing as a SATANIC BAND!
a band is a piffleing band!
if theyr so piffleing bad for your religious views, why the piffle have a thread dedicated to talking about them?
honestly you truely are a bunch of clueless dickfaces
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-16-2010, 02:20 AM
You're an idiot.
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-16-2010, 02:22 AM
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there is no such thing as a SATANIC BAND!
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Do they praise The Lord in their songs? No? Then they are satanic.
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honestly you truely are a bunch of clueless dickfaces
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It's you who is clueless. Read the Bible and get some clues.
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
05-20-2010, 01:49 AM
GOD HATES US ALLLLLL
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
05-20-2010, 02:04 AM
By "us" I assume you're referring to the subgroup of 'fans of Slayer'.
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
12-21-2010, 12:45 AM
NO! They are demons directly from He'll!!! Satan created demonic Rock N roll music so all rockers are demons in disguise!!!! The only band more satanic then them is The Beatles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thu mbdown:
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
12-21-2010, 12:48 AM
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NO! They are demons directly from He'll!!! Satan created demonic Rock N roll music so all rockers are demons in disguise!!!! The only band more satanic then them is The Beatles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, at least The Beatles were great for target practice.
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
12-21-2010, 05:46 AM
Yes, they are good Christians. why else would they create songs worshiping Satan.
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
05-20-2010, 04:09 AM
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Apparently, half of Death Metal band "SLAYER" are devout Christians. Because they DO worship our lord and savior, does this make them good Christians?
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
05-20-2010, 04:16 PM
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These fellows may or may not be Christians but they certainly are NOT musicians.
Bad timing, bad tuning and drums that sound like a wall of wet cat-farts.
Before I joined the (priest)'hood I did spend a few summers doing monitors for Lillith Fair and I know my rock! Bands like these go to eleven. Nothing more than a bunch of grown men wearing leather and tights whose audience is mostly young boys.
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I thought Lilith Fair was a lesbian feminazi sideshow. Why would there be men there? And were these monitors you were doing men or women?
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