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01-03-2015, 10:46 PM
Hi to everyone,
My name is Melisa,from Turkey.I am a muslim at the age of 30.I am here to better understand Christianity and form a dialoge with you, to better understand the religion.my boyfriend is an American,he thinks god is only a metaphore and he does not belong to any religion.However,we respect our beliefs and thoughts.I am not intolerant of any religion,we all here to learn and experience so I would like to learn more about bible and church
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01-03-2015, 11:31 PM
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Hi to everyone,
My name is Melisa,from Turkey.I am a muslim at the age of 30.I am here to better understand Christianity and form a dialoge with you, to better understand the religion.my boyfriend is an American,he thinks god is only a metaphore and he does not belong to any religion.However,we respect our beliefs and thoughts.I am not intolerant of any religion,we all here to learn and experience so I would like to learn more about bible and church
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You are 30 and not married? What's wrong with you? Are you really ugly?
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01-03-2015, 11:57 PM
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Hi to everyone,
My name is Melisa,from Turkey.I am a muslim at the age of 30.I am here to better understand Christianity and form a dialoge with you, to better understand the religion.my boyfriend is an American,he thinks god is only a metaphore and he does not belong to any religion.However,we respect our beliefs and thoughts.I am not intolerant of any religion,we all here to learn and experience so I would like to learn more about bible and church
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Whew! Melisa my friend, you got here just in time. I am glad that you have decided to abandon the moon/urine cult and accept Jesus Christ as your Personal Savior. God could've dropped a camel on you, but instead He guided you here!
Now, do you have a proper KJV Bible so you can take the first exciting steps toward Eternal Salvation?
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Hello -
01-04-2015, 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by aquapath
Hi to everyone,
My name is Melisa,from Turkey.I am a muslim at the age of 30.I am here to better understand Christianity and form a dialoge with you, to better understand the religion.my boyfriend is an American,he thinks god is only a metaphore and he does not belong to any religion.However,we respect our beliefs and thoughts.I am not intolerant of any religion,we all here to learn and experience so I would like to learn more about bible and church
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How sad that your boyfriend is headed for the fires of hell.
I am grateful to God, however, that you have a desire to learn more of Jesus and His loving embrace awaits you once you fall to your knees, admitting to Him that your Mooselimb ways have displeased him to the point of diarrhea, and beg with your whole heart for Him to spare you the fate that surely awaits your boyfriend. You have hope if you abandon your tolerance for other religions than Christianity (which, by the way includes ONLY the Baptist faith). We are the ONE true church and our wonderfully amazing pastor, Ezekiel Flint, will be the first to tell you so. You'll recognize him by the lack of wedding bands on his or his fiancee's fingers; just as another hint, he's the one in our pulpit, she's the one that wanders by jewelry stores weeping over the engagement rings that she'll likely never own. But I digress.
We'd just love to have you in the Bride of Christ (which Daisy will gloriously be a part of). I shall add you to my prayer list, not by your name just yet, but with the notation, "Mooselimb with a hellbound boyfriend." Welcome to our friendly forums
In the Love of Christ,
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01-04-2015, 02:27 AM
Welcome Melisa. I grieve that you are unsaved and a Muslim. God may yet reach down and save you. Until that happens, and it may not ever come about, you are, sadly, Hell bound. I will pray for you.
Is it true that Turks are actually gypsies and that they never bathe?
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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01-04-2015, 02:50 AM
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How sad that your boyfriend is headed for the fires of hell.
I am grateful to God, however, that you have a desire to learn more of Jesus and His loving embrace awaits you once you fall to your knees, admitting to Him that your Mooselimb ways have displeased him to the point of diarrhea, and beg with your whole heart for Him to spare you the fate that surely awaits your boyfriend. You have hope if you abandon your tolerance for other religions than Christianity (which, by the way includes ONLY the Baptist faith). We are the ONE true church and our wonderfully amazing pastor, Ezekiel Flint, will be the first to tell you so. You'll recognize him by the lack of wedding bands on his or his fiancee's fingers; just as another hint, he's the one in our pulpit, she's the one that wanders by jewelry stores weeping over the engagement rings that she'll likely never own. But I digress.
We'd just love to have you in the Bride of Christ (which Daisy will gloriously be a part of). I shall add you to my prayer list, not by your name just yet, but with the notation, "Mooselimb with a hellbound boyfriend." Welcome to our friendly forums
In the Love of Christ,
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Ah I am honored to be named as Mooselimb and with a bonus,hellbound boyfriend,he will love it I am sure and yes,I can see that you welcome people so kind here.
just calm down and don't be afraid,god wont punish you for talking to a muslim without insulting or teasing on them.but if you dont feel at ease,you can pray in bed before sleeping,and tell god that you are a good boy cause you denigrated a muslim today,I am sure he awards you.you guaranteed the place on heaven
the point is,I am here just to learn more about christinaty and Jesus,especially, after I had a boyfriend from America,and what made him become cold from christanity and religions,out of talking with him.I dont think I was rude.but I can see that now,people have strict rules about their religions and they cant tolerate anything.I dont know if there is a discrimination that christians go to heaven,muslims go to hell,or not,we will see eventually
by the way,I would love to be in your prayer's list with that name and please give my regards to your preciouse pastor,Ezekiel Flint.
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01-04-2015, 02:54 AM
Dear Aquaman, The best way to learn about Jesus is to read the King James Bible from beginning to end. You can find it online here:
http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/
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01-04-2015, 03:34 AM
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Ah I am honored to be named as Mooselimb and with a bonus,hellbound boyfriend,he will love it I am sure and yes,I can see that you welcome people so kind here.
just calm down and don't be afraid,god wont punish you for talking to a muslim without insulting or teasing on them.but if you dont feel at ease,you can pray in bed before sleeping,and tell god that you are a good boy cause you denigrated a muslim today,I am sure he awards you.you guaranteed the place on heaven
the point is,I am here just to learn more about christinaty and Jesus,especially, after I had a boyfriend from America,and what made him become cold from christanity and religions,out of talking with him.I dont think I was rude.but I can see that now,people have strict rules about their religions and they cant tolerate anything.I dont know if there is a discrimination that christians go to heaven,muslims go to hell,or not,we will see eventually
by the way,I would love to be in your prayer's list with that name and please give my regards to your preciouse pastor,Ezekiel Flint.
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01-04-2015, 07:14 AM
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just calm down and don't be afraid,god wont punish you for talking to a muslim without insulting or teasing on them.but if you dont feel at ease,you can pray in bed before sleeping,and tell god that you are a good boy cause you denigrated a muslim today,I am sure he awards you.you guaranteed the place on heaven
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I think there may be hope for you yet! I've never known a Muslim to refer to God as anything but the moon-god name, "Allah." Your soul must be reaching out for the Truth, and your flesh is willing to comply! I would encourage you to listen to your heart (if it leads you towards church, that is - if it leads you away, then it is lying and you should not trust it).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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01-04-2015, 07:49 AM
Yes. Hello, Melisa. I am Harsha Shah. Nice to have you here. There are many kind and caring people here. I am also a guest here and I do not share their religion, I don't know if I ever will. But I am learning new things and it is very exciting. I have been thinking that the christians over here are very similar to many moslems who follow their religion in a strict manner. Yes. They are following similar commandments and restrictions. From the outside they are almost the same religion. Yes, they are fighting over the issue if Jesus is a god or a prophet, yes? From the outside such a minor issue but worth to have a war over. Yes. It is a sad and a beautiful world. Yes it is.
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A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!
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01-04-2015, 08:00 AM
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Yes. Hello, Melisa. I am Harsha Shah. Nice to have you here. There are many kind and caring people here. I am also a guest here and I do not share their religion, I don't know if I ever will. But I am learning new things and it is very exciting. I have been thinking that the christians over here are very similar to many moslems who follow their religion in a strict manner. Yes. They are following similar commandments and restrictions. From the outside they are almost the same religion. Yes, they are fighting over the issue if Jesus is a god or a prophet, yes? From the outside such a minor issue but worth to have a war over. Yes. It is a sad and a beautiful world. Yes it is.
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You are out to lunch, lady!
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01-04-2015, 08:09 AM
'' If you are a Muslim, Catholic, Pagan, or other non-Christian, and you are here for some interfaith dialog, then this section is for you.
Welcome, friend. If you are here in a spirit of peace and wish to learn more about our religion, and want to teach us more about your religion, then you are welcome here. If you are here because you think we are intolerant of your religion, then please go back and read the previous section.
Keep in mind, however, that most of us are well educated. If your religion has been around for a while and has a large enough following, then it is likely that we have already studied your religion in depth.
Also keep in mind, that our religion tells us that salvation comes only through Jesus Christ, and that if you aren't a Christian, then you will be damned to the fiery pits of Hell for all eternity. We aren't gloating about this. We treat this fact with all of the solemnity that it deserves. We will not give up on you until we have saved you from this fate.''
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The word Allah is just a translation of God.or opposite.there is only one CREATOR in this world,you should not limit with words.I do not.
I only introduced myself and said I am a muslim.just because of the 'muslim' part you all got annoyed.and once again,this showed me that how people can be shallow.anyways,
and Dear Alvin Moss,
Turks bathe yes,everyday.I advice you to search more about countries,I am sure you do not even know where Turkey is located and I am sorry for saying but also you do not even wash your butt after pooping.we have bidet nozzles
My best regards to all
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01-04-2015, 08:23 AM
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'' If you are a Muslim, Catholic, Pagan, or other non-Christian, and you are here for some interfaith dialog, then this section is for you.
Welcome, friend. If you are here in a spirit of peace and wish to learn more about our religion, and want to teach us more about your religion, then you are welcome here. If you are here because you think we are intolerant of your religion, then please go back and read the previous section.
Keep in mind, however, that most of us are well educated. If your religion has been around for a while and has a large enough following, then it is likely that we have already studied your religion in depth.
Also keep in mind, that our religion tells us that salvation comes only through Jesus Christ, and that if you aren't a Christian, then you will be damned to the fiery pits of Hell for all eternity. We aren't gloating about this. We treat this fact with all of the solemnity that it deserves. We will not give up on you until we have saved you from this fate.''
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VP of Evangelical Outreach
On FIRE for Jesus
The word Allah is just a translation of God.or opposite.there is only one CREATOR in this world,you should not limit with words.I do not.
I only introduced myself and said I am a muslim.just because of the 'muslim' part you all got annoyed.and once again,this showed me that how people can be shallow.anyways,
and Dear Alvin Moss,
Turks bathe yes,everyday.I advice you to search more about countries,I am sure you do not even know where Turkey is located and I am sorry for saying but also you do not even wash your butt after pooping .we have bidet nozzles
My best regards to all
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You are a truly sickening person! Anally masturbating with jets of water is not our idea of a good time!
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Re: Hello -
01-04-2015, 08:38 AM
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The word Allah is just a translation of God.or opposite.there is only one CREATOR in this world,you should not limit with words.I do not.
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I only introduced myself and said I am a muslim.just because of the 'muslim' part you all got annoyed.and once again,this showed me that how people can be shallow.anyways,
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Wait...it's shallow to try and guide people to the one true path to Heaven???!?!?!?!
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and Dear Alvin Moss,
Turks bathe yes,everyday.I advice you to search more about countries,I am sure you do not even know where Turkey is located and I am sorry for saying but also you do not even wash your butt after pooping.we have bidet nozzles
My best regards to all
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What a presumptuous ass you are! Many Americans (like myself) have actually been to the godless slum of Turkey in order to spread Freedom© beyond our hallowed shores.
Yup, I've been to Incirlik and Izmir and a whole bunch of mountaintop RRL microwave sites all over your godforsaken country.
And it's funny that you mention hygiene because pretty much everyone in the back-country wears MC Hammer pants and let me tell you, the stench is overwhelming.
Amazing that you would bring up personal cleanliness when your whole country is know for smelling like poopy!
Yours in Christ,
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01-04-2015, 10:06 AM
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The word Allah is just a translation of God.or opposite.there is only one CREATOR in this world,you should not limit with words.I do not.
I only introduced myself and said I am a muslim.just because of the 'muslim' part you all got annoyed.and once again,this showed me that how people can be shallow.anyways,
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I looked at my Bible but I did not find any Scripture about Allah. Neither about Mudslims.
So - what are you talking about?
Last edited by Marko Loimaan-Aho; 01-04-2015 at 10:07 AM.
Reason: typo
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01-04-2015, 05:50 PM
Dear Aquaman, I have a project for you. Instead of coming to this Godly Forum and preaching your muslim nonsense, why don't you take a little trek up Mount Ararat? Noah's great ark is up there! Take your camera! We would love to see some pictures!
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01-04-2015, 09:34 PM
Yes,here is totally a wrong place to be,as long as you are not a christian.people get too much offensive and aggressive,to discuss in a courteous way,about religions.that was not me,brought it to our hygiene habits,that was your friend.and again that was not me using
pejorative words about your religion,like mooslimbs or Mudslime Squaw.I am here,trying to express myself and understand with a lack of english against some of you, before anything else,I am just a guest here,and you call me as mooslimbs,just because I am a muslim and UNSAVED?where is the toleration of your christianity? some can’t even discuss without assaulting or insulting.
I am an individual that has her own thoughts and beliefs so I do not care what you think about all muslims or non-christians.it's really nonsensical ‘to me’,to separate people saved and unsaved basing on their beliefs and religions,not their humanity.if you waste your life as a jerk,you wont be able to find a place on that heaven anyways.this is my thought.
But I can clearly see that it's imposibble to share your thoughts here without being seen as an hellbound or to communicate without racing your religions.this is why I think religions do not exist to make people become enemies but people make religions turn into real weapons.I will listen to your advice and read your bible in silence to better understand instead of hearing bullshits.
I wish you all a happy new year!!!!!
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01-04-2015, 09:49 PM
A muslim? How many heads have you cut off?
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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01-04-2015, 09:52 PM
Okay, I'm confused. So no Mount Ararat trek and pictures of Noah's Ark???
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Re: Hello -
01-04-2015, 09:52 PM
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Y[...] I am a muslim and UNSAVED?where is the toleration of your christianity? some can’t even discuss without assaulting or insulting.
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Hi aquapath,
I am sure the people on this forum mean no harm to you, they just want to save you. They might believe you will go to Hell because you believe in a false form of the monotheistic God. There is an easy way out: You could be touched by His Noodly Appendage and spend your eternity with a beer volcano, river of pasta sauce and a stripper factory that also spews out the occasional red head, as per the Book of Penelope.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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