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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 12-01-2014, 04:20 PM

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I sincerely hope that the majority of Christian fathers here aren't proud of following Lot's footsteps,
You're confused, dear. Lot was a righteous man, the Holy Bible tells us so (2 Peter 2:7). It is every True Christians™ duty to be holy and righteous, no less so than Lot whom God chose to make an example of (1 Peter 1:16). Your encouragement to rebuke the LORD's commands and ignore the calling of the elect will not be tolerated here. We exist to serve and love our God, and we do so by reading and following His Holy Word.

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and that the majority of husbands don't take pleasure of beating their wife for no reason.
Don't be silly. True Christians™ discipline their wives for the best reason - God says so. You can join any one of the conversations HERE to get more information and ideas.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Sorry I haven't made introduction yet, due to lack of time and inability to create new topics. However once possible will take into account.
Hello, Vladimir. You can create a new thread - although only in the Introduction Forum.


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 12-05-2014, 03:30 PM

Hello,

I know I'm portuguese but I'm having some trouble finding the right man with the right devotions for my daughter. She's 21 and she's been wanting to go to the big city to learn new cultures and to go to a university.

What she really needs is to go to the university of life, dear Missionary, I know she is portuguese and a little out of the prime age, but would you consider meeting me so if you could see if she would be a good fit for you or not?

She's well educated and groomed, her name is Maria.

With my best regards,

I'll be waiting and hoping for your message.


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 12-06-2014, 07:19 AM

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Hello,

I know I'm portuguese but I'm having some trouble finding the right man with the right devotions for my daughter. She's 21 and she's been wanting to go to the big city to learn new cultures and to go to a university.

What she really needs is to go to the university of life, dear Missionary, I know she is portuguese and a little out of the prime age, but would you consider meeting me so if you could see if she would be a good fit for you or not?

She's well educated and groomed, her name is Maria.

With my best regards,

I'll be waiting and hoping for your message.


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Doesn't know how to spell "miscegenation".

Bad preacher, bad.


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Doesn't know how to spell "miscegenation".

Bad preacher, bad.
Shut your yap, demon! That's how God told me to spell it!

And why are you still here anyway? I'm sure I banned you a month ago.


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 12-10-2014, 02:42 PM

Dear Pastor,

I don't believe in this case is miscegenation. I wish I'd been born in the great land of US of A, but unfortunately I wasn't.

God has a purpose for me and I believe that He put me here to turn this land back to its former glory, where we weren't all in a one-way trip to hell.

I won't apologize for being born in this forsaken country because I can't feel sorry for it, just shame.

Through the power of prayer I hope I can change your minds about me because what matters the most is that we are all under the just world of the same God.

Have a wonderful day.


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 12-10-2014, 05:31 PM

Oh, I've just remembered, I saw a lot of posts of fellow believers ordering Russian mail wives.

Do you approve of potato-eaters sinful Russians being unified in holy matrimony with proud blue, red and white blood but the filthy Portuguese can't be with you?

I'm going to pray tonight to find the answer.

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Do you approve of potato-eaters sinful Russians being unified in holy matrimony with proud blue, red and white blood but the filthy Portuguese can't be with you?
Look, beaner, Russians are white, Portuguese are Mexican. See the difference?


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 12-11-2014, 11:36 AM

The Spanish are Mexican. Portuguese people are white, you can see our president or the prime minister.

The only non-white people here are the damned immigrants who steal our jobs and houses.

Christopher Columbus, who discovered America, was white and Portuguese. God chose to guide him through faith to discover the best piece of land on Earth.


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The Spanish are Mexican. Portuguese people are white, you can see our president or the prime minister.
Says the guy whose capital city has been called an arab city in the heart of Europe!



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The only non-white people here are the damned immigrants who steal our jobs and houses.
And they are really good at that, too, as the Arab conquest of your meaningless country proves! You waited 400 years to get rid of that scum then, are you going to wait another 400 years now?



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Christopher Columbus, who discovered America, was white and Portuguese. God chose to guide him through faith to discover the best piece of land on Earth.
I thought he was Jewish or Italian, or that nobody knew what the hell he was (which would mean he was probably Jewish)?

Besides, it was the Vikings who really discovered America. They were hell-bound heathens, but at least they were white (since the Indians are not white, their "discovery" doesn't count).
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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 12-12-2014, 10:09 AM

Your lack of faith is intriguing.

First you call us Mexican, now Arabs. You are clearly confused, my friend.

You should seek enlightenment through the power of prayer. And I'm not defending Portugal, it has no salvation anymore. I'm defending myself, my race and my faith.

I am not Portuguese, Arab or Mexican. I'm a God follower, US loving and a .


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 12-12-2014, 11:23 AM

I'm sorry for my outburst. I'm just feeling frustrated because I came here to find acceptance among those who clearly love God as much as I do.

I hope through the power of prayer I can find the right path and one day I'll be one of you


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 12-12-2014, 12:41 PM

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I'm sorry for my outburst. I'm just feeling frustrated because I came here to find acceptance among those who clearly love God as much as I do.

I hope through the power of prayer I can find the right path and one day I'll be one of you
To find acceptance with the good people of this forum you need only follow the words of Jesus

That is the great thing about the Bible(KJV1611). It has everything a Christian needs to be confident that he is doing exactly what Jesus commands

2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."
Revelation 22:18-19 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."
Psalm 12:6-7 "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever."

If you follow the words of Jesus you will receive the conditional love of Christ and be assured your place in Heaven.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 12-18-2014, 07:58 PM

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Look, beaner, Russians are white, Portuguese are Mexican. See the difference?

You're a little confused, mexicans are from Mexico, portuguese are from Portugal, two different countries, not to mention two different continents and two different languages
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You're a little confused, mexicans are from Mexico, portuguese are from Portugal, two different countries, not to mention two different continents and two different languages
I wouldn't call them separate languages, dear. Both are mere dialects of Latin - dialects, as they are mutually intelligible, and therefore do not fall into the strict linguistic definition of a language.
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I wouldn't call them separate languages, dear. Both are mere dialects of Latin - dialects, as they are mutually intelligible, and therefore do not fall into the strict linguistic definition of a language.

When I was a girl I used to think the same about english (I speak spanish by the way), but with the years I learnt a lot, maybe if you take the time to learn spanish or portuguese you'll see they're not so inteligible as you think
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When I was a girl I used to think the same about english
As similar to what?

(Hint: even though English has a lot of French-derived vocabulary, it is not a Romance language but a Germanic one; the borrowings from French are due to language contact, not common lineage).

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Try to make an effort to meet somebody from Brazil. They never even try to learn Spanish, yet they are perfectly understood by Spanish speakers.

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but with the years I learnt a lot, maybe if you take the time to learn spanish or portuguese you'll see they're not so inteligible as you think
I did take some time to learn Spanish (after all, I have participated in Landover Baptist Church Mission to Godless South America), as well as a few other languages.
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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 01-03-2015, 01:31 AM

It's hard to find virgin, christian girls. I am proud to call myself a virgin. I am saving myself for my future husband who will be a man of God. I get easily discouraged seeking a man in the faith. I am also into the KJV lifestyle and it's hard to find men who seek the old paths.
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It's hard to find virgin, christian girls. I am proud to call myself a virgin. I am saving myself for my future husband who will be a man of God. I get easily discouraged seeking a man in the faith. I am also into the KJV lifestyle and it's hard to find men who seek the old paths.
Say, why don't you go ahead and introduce yourself! That way we can get to know you. For example, we're all curious about what church you go to, what your favorite Bible Verse is, and how you came to find Jesus!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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