[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by hannpann

Look, I am not danish you mormon, but in fact i am faroese!!! and actually I don't know where lego is from, so there I can't say that it is from some other country....

Lego is from Denmark. You could have known that if you had bothered to read the article I wrote about Denmark.

but I am 100% sure that pippi is a swedish story written by astrid lindgren !!!! go look that name up on google, and i bet that you will not find a single page, where there stands that she is danish, you mormon !!!!

I had to disable my anti-porn filter for a minute for that, as Google is not a Christian search engine. When I looked it up in Google it brought me straight to my own article about Denmark so that clearly proves I am right. I am glad we can put this behind us now.

[awesomeness]

I will say that, if Google claims that Pippe Langstockings is from Denmark, it can not be denied that she is not.

[sippion]

Do you under stand when you are come to denmark then i kick you ass so hard that you get shit in you head.

Oh no you got shit in your head.

[sippion]

REMOVED SATANIC LINK

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by sippion

Do you under stand when you are come to denmark then i kick you ass so hard that you get shit in you head. Oh no you got shit in your head.

A very convincing and well structured argument. Do all Denmarkians debate like you?

[sippion]

Yes we do

[TheDevilDane]

as a Dane i can only say that Cranky Old Man is right and it can only be by the will of God him self that he found the truth about us but we will keep trying to corrupt the world...

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by sippion

Yes we do

Then all of Denmark must smell like shit.

[hannpann]

Originally Posted by Herbert Marning

I am only a newbee here, but I would say that's enough with that tone.
This is not a mormon church, this is a True Christian™ Church. If you can't even get a fact that simple straight, why would anybody bother listen to your silly rantings?

who did ever say that i did not know that this is a "true christians church?"
it is annoying to know how wrong he is, but at the same time he thinks he is way better than the rest.....

[hannpann]

Originally Posted by awesomeness

I will say that, if Google claims that Pippe Langstockings is from Denmark, it can not be denied that she is not.

he is an mormon !!! I bet that he did not even bother, because when I search astrid lindgren, all of the first pages that come say that she is swedish !!! you mormon!!!!

[awesomeness]

Originally Posted by hannpann

he is an mormon !!! I bet that he did not even bother, because when I search astrid lindgren, all of the first pages that come say that she is swedish !!! you mormon!!!!

We never claimed that no such thing as astrid indgren was from Denmark, however we claimed that Pippi Longstockings is from Denmark.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by TheGreenlander

Hello everybody.

I just made this acc. just to tell that this thread is f**king hilarious so thank you Old Cranky Man.

If you find this stuff so amusing, you should try the Bible.

. . . I assume that you are from America because the way you act. I have always been annoyed of the american ignorance of others and the prejudge of everybody without having evidence to support it.

Wait a minute, let me see if I understand your point. ALL Americans are the same in that they ALL are ignorant of others and prejudge everybody with no supporting evidence.

Could you guys please study the subject before accuse the subject and try to understand what you read and afterwards try to see if the thing you read or hear is true. In that way the world would be a little better. There is nothing much to demand.

That is exactly what we here at LBC are begging you and our other readers to do regarding the Bible.

Study the Bible. Try to understand what you read and measure everything that you read or hear about it and Christianity to determine if it is true. You better believe it would make the world a little better. And it is not much to demand at all. And yet, have you done that-- at all?

Pointedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[hannpann]

Originally Posted by awesomeness

We never claimed that no such thing as astrid indgren was from Denmark, however we claimed that Pippi Longstockings is from Denmark.

look you mormon... Astrid lindgren is pippi's author... Then of course pippi is a swedish story, and not a danish one.....

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by hannpann

look you mormon... Astrid lindgren is pippi's author... Then of course pippi is a swedish story, and not a danish one.....

That's it, guys. Focus on Pippi Longstocking.

The fate of the world is not nearly as important.



Grimly Yours,

Handmaiden

[proteastantguy]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

That's it, guys. Focus on Pippi Longstocking.

The fate of the world is not nearly as important.



Grimly Yours,

Handmaiden

Is it me, or is this getting annoying? Just asking.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by proteastantguy

Is it me, or is this getting annoying? Just asking.

I wouldn't say that it is annoying. But my knuckles are getting bruised from trying to knock on so many dense heads in an attempt to get them to wake up and smell the brimstone.




Doggedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Crushthjewishprohet]

I would like to open by saying, i suspect this whole thing is a massive troll; but hey I’m going to say my bit.

You have 10 ball shit reasons, I’m guessing a Dane stole your wife and you look to god for hate, he spreads enough of that right? Lets all jump on the band wagon!
1. Danes didn’t invent rape humans have been doing it for thousands of years, GOD DID IT TO MARRY AND WE GOT JESUS!!!! And he did it to his disciples <3
2. Satan wars mum the planet because we stopped burning witches at the stake and he wants his hoes back before Christmas (in hell time that is like in 2 thousand earth years) it’s no hoax’s
3. That was cheating it’s called doing anything to win, like god flooding the earth no one was listening to him so he took a massive piss on earth and flooded it.
4. Hans is a good man, he makes love to many little boys and writes books about gods secret handy work
5. Lego was made for little brick churches, for Satan of course.
6. Marry was a whore.
7. Danes have awesome TV shows what show what bible bashers do to their kids at night.
8. Danish gay couples and priests have a lot in common I guess
9. Danes got a lot of Jew in them wanting money, the economy is bad because Satan hates the fact his own children have part of god’s master race in them.
10. Hans was writing about priests

Pray to Satan or burn in heaven J

[James Hutchins]

What I do not understand, listening to these little children bicker about denamrkian lies, is why they keep bringing mormons in to the discussion. Do they all have a 'thing' for Marie Osmond?

[handmaiden]

Mr. Crushwhatever;

Your post was number 2997, I think. It ranks about 2995 in terms of its value to the discourse at hand.

Next time you post, try to contribute something more than a random collection of letters and punctuation trying to pass for wit.

Oh, and read the Bible-- just sayin'.



Perserveringly Yours,

Handmaiden

[proteastantguy]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

Mr. Crushwhatever;

Your post was number 2997, I think. It ranks about 2995 in terms of its value to the discourse at hand.

Next time you post, try to contribute something more than a random collection of letters and punctuation trying to pass for wit.

Oh, and read the Bible-- just sayin'.



Perserveringly Yours,

Handmaiden

The bible is actually a good book.