[John_Alvin]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I wouldn't marry a slant if she was the last female on earth. They look like monkeys, they all have buck teeth, and most of them have razor blades shoved up their cooters.

I must admit, I am new to this site. What I have seen so far does not shine a very good light, per se, on Baptists.

What exactly do Baptists have against Chinese or Japanese people? (And no, I'm not going to refer to them by some immature nickname. I'm going to call them by their real name.)
What sort of form of Christianity is this if its members are so opposed to African-Americans and Asians? What exactly is the difference between zealousness and just plain racism?

[Samuel Coleridge]

Friend, they are racially challenged. They are completely unaware that they are racist pigs. They don't seem to have been affected by political correctness like you and I have.
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[Jedediah]

Originally Posted by John_Calvin

I must admit, I am new to this site. What I have seen so far does not shine a very good light, per se, on Baptists.

What exactly do Baptists have against Chinese or Japanese people? (And no, I'm not going to refer to them by some immature nickname. I'm going to call them by their real name.)
What sort of form of Christianity is this if its members are so opposed to African-Americans and Asians? What exactly is the difference between zealousness and just plain racism?

Son, we love members of all racial backgrounds. We even have a section reserved specifically for Negroes, Ornamentals, and other ethnics to sit during services. All races have an equal opportunity to become Saved®.

We simply obey God's Commandments about race-mixing and miscegenation. There's nothing racist about following the Holy Bible.

[Kayla For Christ]

Originally Posted by AngelClark

Originally Posted by Kayla For Christ
Thank you Pastor. You are still single?



Can we date? I love Jesus!
Well...uh, you see....um... __________________


Kayla, Sorry he's already engaged to Daisy Mae aka BibleThumpingBlonde. You are a day late and a dollar short.
Pastor, When are going to hear wedding bells?
Forgive me for posting in a men's only section, I will see myself out.

I know I'm not supposed to post here but she looks like kind of old for him and he says he is single

[Lycia The Repentant]

Originally Posted by Kayla For Christ

I know I'm not supposed to post here but she looks like kind of old for him and he says he is single

First of all, Jesus forgive me for posting here in the Men's Forum. If it's any consolation to You, my eyes are closed and covered with my one hand (but You knew that anyways).

Now Ms. Kayla, I just wanted to tell you that it's a good thing that Sister Daisy is much better than us at staying out of here, because you're barking up the wrong tree.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant

First of all, Jesus forgive me for posting here in the Men's Forum. If it's any consolation to You, my eyes are closed and covered with my one hand (but You knew that anyways).

Now Ms. Kayla, I just wanted to tell you that it's a good thing that Sister Daisy is much better than us at staying out of here, because you're barking up the wrong tree.

I'd sooner kick a grizzly cub in the teeth in front of it's mother than get between Sister Thumper and Pastor Zeke. Kayla, I'd watch my under-age behind if I were you!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Kayla For Christ

I know I'm not supposed to post here but she looks like kind of old for him and he says he is single

You really think so?

[Kayla For Christ]

Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway

I'd sooner kick a grizzly cub in the teeth in front of it's mother than get between Sister Thumper and Pastor Zeke. Kayla, I'd watch my under-age behind if I were you!

Everything I do is always a mess or a mistake. Now I have a red mark.

I do have my Bible and will read tonight. I'm sorry.

[John_Alvin]

Originally Posted by Kayla For Christ

Everything I do is always a mess or a mistake. Now I have a red mark.

I do have my Bible and will read tonight. I'm sorry.

LOL, welcome to my world.

[Professor Bessemer]

Originally Posted by John_Calvin

LOL, welcome to my world.

Young man, this is not your world in any sense of the word. Firstly, this is our forum. We own it, paying for it with our hard earned Christian money. Therefore, we expect our guests to behave in a Christian way.

You have done nothing but complain since your registered. You mock our beliefs, you insult our church members, and generally behave like a spoiled ten year old little girl. I am also detecting rather obvious latent homosexual tendencies in you. As an Ex-Gay© myself, I can usually diagnose sodomania even in those that are in the very early stages of their disease.

In short, if you have not already begun receiving the erections of other men into your body, it is only a matter of time before you do. And trust me when I tell you that having your anus pounded by queer after anonymous queer is no way to honor our Lord. Son, turn away from this disgusting mental disease before it is too late!

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 20:13

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Kayla For Christ

Everything I do is always a mess or a mistake. Now I have a red mark.

I do have my Bible and will read tonight. I'm sorry.

There there now Miss Kayla. Let Pastor Zeke make it alright....

[Bible Student]

Originally Posted by Kayla For Christ

Originally Posted by AngelClark

I know I'm not supposed to post here but she looks like kind of old for him and he says he is single

Kind of old?????? Kayla, I would have a computer technician look at your monitor. I think it is broken or distorting images.

[Kayla For Christ]

Originally Posted by Bible Student

Kind of old?????? Kayla, I would have a computer technician look at your monitor. I think it is broken or distorting images.

I'm not supposed to post here!!!

She is very pretty, but a little old for our Pastor. And I'd like to fix her hair because I am a cosmetology student.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Originally Posted by Kayla For Christ

I'm not supposed to post here!!!

She is very pretty, but a little old for our Pastor. And I'd like to fix her hair because I am a cosmetology student.

I hope you aren't talking about me dear. That isn't very Christian like.

You know, JESUS doesn't like little girls who act like whores by throwing themselves at Pastors who are old enough to be your Daddy.

How about you go back to cosmetology school and learn some manners. The "I'm a whore" look is very unbecoming. Oh, yeah, if you'd have opened your Bible you'd know that.



Oh, and one more thing. They don't call me "Thumper" for nothing.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Cody Parsons

Im hoping to save my girlfriend so I can marry her and she will be properly obedient but if she refuses Ill have to dump her. If this happens would it be ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese girl. Asian girls are always meek and obedient and would make good wives and if their not Christians are probably obedient enough that they would convert if I told them to. So is it ok if I marry one if she converts if I tell her.

And by the way, don't marry an injun either. Oh, I know that popular songs would tell you otherwise, but I'm here to say that God hates a race traitor. Music like this will drag you down to hell, son.

[S_Sylver]

Well now miss, that was one wonderful reply right there. Way to smack her back in place. I like that in a woman

[Temori]

Be careful though, Asian girls are ninjas and might pull a quick one on you in the middle of the night. They also have sideways vaginas, so procreation may be a little tricky. Maybe if you bind their feet so they can't walk quickly...

[Bible Student]

Originally Posted by Temori

Be careful though, Asian girls are ninjas and might pull a quick one on you in the middle of the night. They also have sideways cooters, so procreation may be a little tricky. Maybe if you bind their feet so they can't walk quickly...

This is a family forum. You should not be mentioning cooters. I find mention of cooters very offensive when Unsaved Trash do it.

[Temori]

Originally Posted by Bible Student

This is a family forum. You should not be mentioning cooters. I find mention of cooters very offensive when Unsaved Trash do it.

I actually said the V word but the forum changed it to cooter. BUt it's not offensive when people of God do it? Strange.