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Cool Get On FIRE with the HOLY SPIRIT !! - 11-12-2006, 04:55 AM

If you a Christian then you know that livin in these Last Days ain't easy. You already know that tryin to stand up for the Word of the Lord and your Saviour Jesus Christ ain't an easy thing to do don't ya? It's just like the Good Book says alright! Philippians 2:15 teaches us that we live among evil and mean people. It says:

"That ye may be blameless and harmless, the sons of God, without rebuke, in the midst of a crooked and perverse nation, among whom ye shine as lights in the world; "

This is why it is so important today for True Christians to be on fire with the Holy Spirit! But fact is that many so called "Christians" today are NOT on fire with the Holy Spirit! In fact, it seems they are on fire with anything and everthing BUT the Holy Spirit. Their faith has grown LUKEWARM and the simple FACT is that God HATES those with lukewarm faith!

Revelation 3:14-21 tells us exactly what God thinks about lukewarm faith. Here we read:

14 And unto the angel of the church of the Laodiceans write; These things saith the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the beginning of the creation of God; 15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. 16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth. 17 Because thou sayest, I am rich, and increased with goods, and have need of nothing; and knowest not that thou art wretched, and miserable, and poor, and blind, and naked: 18 I counsel thee to buy of me gold tried in the fire, that thou mayest be rich; and white raiment, that thou mayest be clothed, and that the shame of thy nakedness do not appear; and anoint thine eyes with eyesalve, that thou mayest see. 19 As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent. 20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. 21 To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne. 22 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches.

Do you catch what the Lord says here? God spits out the lukewarm from his mouth! God doesn't want anything to do with people whose faith is lukewarm! God says such people are "wretched, pitiful, poor, blind, and NAKED!" They are people who need to cover their SHAME! God doesn't want the lukewarm in faith. God wants you to be on FIRE with the HOLY SPIRIT!!

Everwhere we turn today people are on fire with somethin. Problem is that most people today be on fire with the WRONG things! They be on fire with DRUNKENESS! They be on fire with BAUCHERY! They be on fire with GREEDINESS! And many be on fire with SEXUAL SIN! Ya'll know all them homersexuals ya'll see in the world today? Well those homersexuals is on fire with their own dirty pillows and genitals! Now none of these peoples ever think bout bein on fire with the HOLY SPIRIT do they? No! All they think bouts is their homersexual organs and dirty pillows. All they thinks bout is their money, their next drunken drink, and the next SIN they can commit! MOST PEOPLE TODAY ARE ON FIRE WITH SIN!!

Now that aint so with True Christians cuz they are on fire with the HOLY SPIRIT. In fact, TRUE CHRISTIANS aint on fire with nothin BUT the Holy Spirit. True Christians KNOW that they be livin in a FALLEN and SINFUL lost world. They know the importance of staying ON FIRE with the SPIRIT of the LORD! GLORY HALALULU!! PRAISE JESUS!

True Christians know and understand that the Lord REBUKES and DISCIPLINES those HE loves just like it says in Revelation 3:19. That be rit! God is a HE and NOT a she folks! God aint no transgendered creature with a he/she identity crisis goin on! God is a HE and God knows he's a HE and not a she! Thinkin God is a she or an "it" is just one more LIE from the SNAKES who possess this world! it's jist one more LIE from the PIT! Don't get caught up in this kinda thinkin or the devil will have hold of your behind before ya even knowed it jist like he has a hold of all those homersexuals by their behinds.

Are ya a True Christian? Do ya CLAIM THE VICTORY through Christ? Do ya want to be on fire with somethin? THEN BE ON FIRE WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT! If you aint on fire with the Spirit then let me be the first one to tell ya that ya DON'T know JESUS AS LORD! You might think ya know the Lord but you DON'T and the PROOF that you aint on FIRE with the HOLY SPIRIT proves that you DON'T know the LORD! Think about it and ask youself what ya be on fire with. Is it money? Is it dirty SEX? Is it ya repressed homersexual fantasies? WHAT ARE YA ON FIRE WITH IF IT AINT THE LORD?

Now I know what some of ya'll be thinkin by readin this. Ya'll thinkin that Christians be a hateful and ugly people full of judgement and condemnation for those who don't know the Lord. Well when you are a True Christian that be your GOD-GIVEN RIGHT! Rit here rit now I say the same thing Pat Robertson once said:

"I might have to tolerate other people in this world BUT I DON'T have to tolerate the spirit of the ANTICHRIST!!"

Real Christians might have to tolerate the SINNERS to get through this UGLY and SINFUL world BUT we DON'T and WE WON'T tolerate the SPIRIT OF THE ANTICHRIST cuz we is ON FIRE WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT!!

True Christians are separated from the SCUM that lives on this world and that keeps SIN a goin! We aint like the SINNERS and the SINNERS aint like us! Contrary to the FALSE DOCTRINES bein preached today by the SINNERS we are NOT all the SAME! There be a BIG difference between the SINNERS and TRUE CHRISTIANS! A BIG difference! We be able to judge and condemn the SINNERS because we is on FIRE with the Holy Spirit and God is on OUR SIDE and NOT on the sides of the SINNERS!

You see, all the SINNERS and HOMERSEXUALS are tryin their best to convince people into believing that we is all the same and that their SIN and their SINFUL LIFESTYLES are OK. But, Christians who are on FIRE with the HOLY SPIRIT know that none of this be so! They know that the SINNERS and HOMERSEXUALS are spout dirty filthy LIES born from the PIT OF HELL ITSELF!

PRAISE THE LORD that TRUE CHRISTIANS aint in no ways DECEIVED by the SINNERS and HOMERSEXUALS!!

Can I get an AMEN???

Glory Halalulu!!

PRAISE THE LORD!!

I been all over this country with our Christian Tent Revival Ministry. I hered all kinds of people. I hered all the GARBAGE NEW AGE trash talk! I seen more SINNERS and WALKIN DEMONS than all the Prophets could ever wish to see! And, I have seen people on fire with every kind of SIN IMAGINABLE! Now, I'm goin to be frank with ya'll. Many times I be feelin like I be LOT in the midst of SODOM AND GOMORRAH! Many times I be wonderin what happened to all the True Christians. Well now I knows. They all be rit here at LANDOVER BAPTIST! I be wonderin what happenin to all the Christians that be on FIRE WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT. I even start to thinkin that maybe there aint any but me! But then I find them rit here at Landover Baptist!! This place is the last FORTRESS for TRUE CHRISTIANS! This place is the last CITADEL for TRUE CHRISTIANITY! PRAISE THE LORD!

Can I get an AMEN?

Last night the Lord came to me while I be sleepin. The Lord gave me a REVELATION in a VISION! Ya know what the Lord revealed to me? The Lord Jesus....SWEET JESUS...told me that people who aint members of LANDOVER BAPTIST aint TRUE CHRISTIANS!

PRAISE THE LORD!!

GLORY HALALULU!!

CALLIN DOWN THE BLOOD OF THE LAMB ON ALL SINNERS AND HOMERSEXUALS!!

PRAISE GOD!!

You see, I been a readin all the pages of this forum and Landover Baptist real careful like. As I be readin all this stuff I realized that the LORD had BROUGHT me to this Church. The ONLY TRUE CHRISTIAN CHURCH left on the face of the planet!! The ONLY place still left of Earth where you can even find people on FIRE WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT! People whose faith is NOT lukewarm!

I PRAISE THE LORD FOR THAT!

I THANK EVER TRUE CHRISTIAN HERE AT LANDOVER BAPTIST for holdin down GOD'S LAST FORTRESS on Earth!!

So I goin to ask ya'll who read this who are SINNERS, what ya be on fire with? Are ya on fire with the Holy Spirit? Cuz if in you aint then YOU AINT NO TRUE CHRISTIAN!! You aint no Christian and all you gots is a one way TICKET to HELL ITSELF! You be on your way to the FIRERY FURNACE! All of ya SINNERS better give your lives to the LORD right now cuz time is runnin out! We is in the LAST DAYS and GOD'S JUDGEMENT is a comin! There aint NO TIME LEFT for ya to think bouts it! Give your life to the Lord and GET ON FIRE WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT!!

Now I know that Landover says SINNERS aint welcomed. But, I also know that SINNERS sneek in a read all the stuff here at Landover Baptist. And it's all ya SINNERS who need to gives ya life to JESUS CHRIST right now!

Are ya tired of bein on fire for your money? Are ya tired of bein on fire for DIRTY PILLOWS or another mans loins? Are ya tired of bein on fire for THE DEVIL? You can change all that rit now! You can do that by giving your life over to the Lord Jesus Christ rit now!! All ya have to do is pray with me rit now. Jist gets on down on you hands and knees and pray:

"Lord Jesus Christ....Sweet Jesus. I be confessin all my EVIL sins and SEXUAL sins to you rits now! I is a DIRTY FILTHY SINNER AND WHORE! I is an ABOMINATION born of SATAN'S loins! I has been livin my life like a SODOMITE BORN IN SIN!! I is an EVIL CREATURE and I knows I make you PUKE because of all mine EVIL INIQUITIES!! I be askin for your HOLY FORGIVENESS rit now Sweet Jesus Christ. I be askin that you don't throw down the BLOOD OF THE LAMB on my head and DAMN me to AN ETERNITY in the FIRERY PIT OF HELL. I is SCUM among all humanity! That be why I is askin that you forgive me of all my SINS rit now. FOREGIVE ME LORD JESUS CHRIST!! Come into my life and heart and make me one of you own. Take all my SIN away from me! Guide me in YOUR WAYS Lord Jesus, Sweet Jesus. From this day I be decidin to follow nothin but you, Lord Jesus! I accepts you as my LORD and SAVIOUR rit now! In the NAME of JESUS CHRIST I pray. AMEN!!"

If you prayed this prayer with me and you truly gave your life over to Jesus Christ right now then GLORY HALALULU! PRAISE GOD!! Now GET ON FIRE WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT!!

And remember always,

JESUS IS LORD!!


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Default Re: Get On FIRE with the HOLY SPIRIT !! - 11-12-2006, 05:06 AM

Now see this is where me and this computer don't gets along folks. When I had it insert the Bible verse from Revelation 3 it didn't insert it as written in the KJV 1611 (which is the ONLY TRUE version of the Bible). What it should have put in was the followin:

14 And unto the angel of the church of the Laodiceans F1 write; These things saith the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the beginning of the creation of God; 15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. 16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth. 17 Because thou sayest, I am rich, and increased with goods, and have need of nothing; and knowest not that thou art wretched, and miserable, and poor, and blind, and naked: 18 I counsel thee to buy of me gold tried in the fire, that thou mayest be rich; and white raiment, that thou mayest be clothed, and that the shame of thy nakedness do not appear; and anoint thine eyes with eyesalve, that thou mayest see. 19 As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent. 20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. 21 To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne. 22 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches.

I begin to have lots of reservations bout this computer, frankly. I'm beginin to think that SATAN controls all computers in the world. It jist might be that computers are SATAN'S EVIL SPAWN and yet another tool he uses to DECEIVE THE WHOLE WORLD!! Computers jist might be EVIL!! I be lookin into this more and let ya'll know if computers are nothin but the DIRTY PILLOWS of the ANTICHRIST.

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Are you a retired televangelist? Blechh...I feel less intelligent after having read your little speech.



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God bless ya both!

No I'm not a retired televangelist. I'm jist an Evangelist for the Lord goin all bout and doin the works of the Lord. Most of my ministry was preachin through a Tent Revival. We travelled around, put up the big tent, and SAVED SOULS for JESUS! We still do it but not as much as we used to cuz ever body, includin myself, is a gettin old. BUT we still PRAISE JESUS and we is still on FIRE with the HOLY SPIRIT.

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God bless ya both!

No I'm not a retired televangelist. I'm jist an Evangelist for the Lord goin all bout and doin the works of the Lord. Most of my ministry was preachin through a Tent Revival. We travelled around, put up the big tent, and SAVED SOULS for JESUS! We still do it but not as much as we used to cuz ever body, includin myself, is a gettin old. BUT we still PRAISE JESUS and we is still on FIRE with the HOLY SPIRIT.

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Default Re: Get On FIRE with the HOLY SPIRIT !! - 11-12-2006, 09:01 PM

Keep a-shouting the Lord's name Brother.

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Default Re: Get On FIRE with the HOLY SPIRIT !! - 11-12-2006, 10:53 PM

Halleluah!!! GLOOOOORRRRY!!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Get On FIRE with the HOLY SPIRIT !! - 11-13-2006, 01:46 AM

SHOUT GLORY!!!!!!! HALLEJULAH!!!!

What an inspring speach Brother!!!!!!!!!!!

Enthusiastic, Sister Thumper

I feel ONFIRE for the LORD!!!!!!!!!




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Default Re: Get On FIRE with the HOLY SPIRIT !! - 11-13-2006, 03:41 AM

Well I jist wanna thank all of you kind folks. Truly I am in a place where the Lord has gathered True Christians! And, boy, I'll tell ya'll...I has been in some churches where I began to wonder sometimes. But, no need to worry bout that here at Landover Baptist. Praise the Lord!!

Now Sister Sue Vera may the Lord richly bless you. We always has room in the Revival for one more blessed soul who wants to proclaim Jesus to the world be it through singin gospel tunes, helpin with the healin services, runnin prayer meetins, passin the collection plates, and many other jobs. Now I knowd that sooner or later someone was a goin to asociate me with that old song sung by Neil Diamond, "Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show." Now, I don't rightly knows if Neil wrote that song bouts me or not ta tell ya'll the truth but it pretty much tells the story about our Tent Revival Crusades for Christ. I seen lots of people come and go in those Revivals. Some I knowd were famous or would become famous and others were jist common folk and always would be common folk. I does have eyes as black as coal and I has a voice that some folks say makes the whole valley shake. But, like I says, I don't rightly knows if Neil Diamond writ that song bouts me er not. Ifin he did well ok BUT I'd rather the man would of wrote somethin bouts our SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST cuz I ain't ever been one to seek my own glory. I always be a mans who seeks only the GLORY for the LORD! Praise God!!

Anyways, I agin wants to thank all of ya fir your kind comments bout bein on FIRE with the HOLY SPIRIT. Also, jist to lets ya'll know, tonight we had Revival Services at a small church and tonight many SINNERS came to JESUS CHRIST. Praise God! We also did some healin's for the GLORY of the LORD! Boy...I tell ya what...that little old church was FILLED WITH THE SPIRIT OF THE LORD and there twasn't no doubts about that tonight!

Well that be all I gots to say fir now folks. Jist keep on Praisin the Lord ya'll. And keep on lettin the FIRE of the HOLY SPIRIT fill you up!

PRAISE THE LORD!!

And remember

JESUS IS LORD!!

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