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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
11-08-2006, 03:45 AM
Well if you agitate someone and push their buttons by doing something they disapprove of who can blame a guy for standing up for himself and setting a woman right?
Maybe you should be more careful when you are pleasuring your husband and take care not to upset him and you won't have to "defend" yourself from his instruction.
He works all day long so what makes you think you can just do whatever you want after he gets home? You have the whole day to lolligag about the trailer like a frumpy tart! When he gets home it is HIS time to be pampered in whatever way he tells you to do so. Unless you didn't listen when you were married and ignored the vows you swore to God to obey.
Makes perfect sense if you actually have sense to begin with that is.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
11-08-2006, 03:49 AM
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Once again. I'm a very nice person if you don't threaten to hit me. If you do, I'll cut your tiny penis off, if you even have one that is.... So I'm not trying to be mean, but I will take self defense measures...
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If you assault a man and cut off his woman tamer just because he threatened you then you will end up in prison with the Lesbians.
You fail to understand so I'll say it again.
If you do nothing to upset him, he won't hit you.
Is that easier to grasp? Is the estrogen processing that comment properly this time or should I further simplify it?
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
11-08-2006, 01:57 PM
And if women would stop dressing like whores, they might not get raped so much. They bring that on themselves too.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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11-08-2006, 10:54 PM
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The Left half of the Midwest maybe. The gay part near Denver I'll bet.(if betting wasn't a sin of course)
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Betting's a sin? You don't know what you're missing... All that for worshipping a fake God...
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
11-08-2006, 11:03 PM
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Betting's a sin? You don't know what you're missing... All that for worshipping a fake God...
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So what exactly are we missing? Other than the chance to fork over our hard-earned cash, which rightfully belongs to Jesus, to some sweaty-palmed Las Vegas Jew for little or no return?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
11-08-2006, 11:22 PM
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Betting's a sin? You don't know what you're missing... All that for worshipping a fake God...
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Gambling is nothing more than a tax on stupid people. If you want to get rid of your money, you'd be far better off donating it to Jesus (via LBC) than turning it over to the greasy wop mary-worshiping italians that run all forms of wagering in the world.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
11-09-2006, 01:53 AM
And Italians smack their women for practically nothing all the time! For someone who is so adamant about denying men their duty to correct a woman, you seem awfully eager to fork over your money(that Jesus allowed you to make) to some dirty wop for hair gel or whatever they use their cash on.
Perhaps that money would be better spent in the service of the Lord.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
11-09-2006, 01:54 AM
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Gambling is nothing more than a tax on stupid people. If you want to get rid of your money, you'd be far better off donating it to Jesus (via LBC) than turning it over to the greasy wop mary-worshiping italians that run all forms of wagering in the world.
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What about Tuesday night poker? I heard you men love those.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
11-09-2006, 01:55 AM
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And Italians smack their women for practically nothing all the time! For someone who is so adamant about denying men their duty to correct a woman, you seem awfully eager to fork over your money(that Jesus allowed you to make) to some dirty wop for hair gel or whatever they use their cash on.
Perhaps that money would be better spent in the service of the Lord.
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You guys are WAY out of line. There are other ways to bet than casinos.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
11-09-2006, 02:21 AM
The only line we're out of is the line to Hell via gambling and denial of Christ.
YOU are the one going against the Lord by being a militant Feminazi who doesn't respect her man enough to learn from your mistakes. No wonder you get smacked. Unless you enjoy infuriating your man to the point of his hand raising in correction? A bit of a Masochist are you?
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
11-09-2006, 01:23 PM
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What about Tuesday night poker? I heard you men love those.
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A friendly game of pinochle between friends is nothing to be ashamed of. And the strippers who come and make our sandwiches are actually repentant harlots in training who hope to gain valuable experience to make them more presentable for marriage (or sale, more than likely).
Anyway, it's Thursday night, not Tuesdays.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
11-09-2006, 09:16 PM
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The only line we're out of is the line to Hell via gambling and denial of Christ.
YOU are the one going against the Lord by being a militant Feminazi who doesn't respect her man enough to learn from your mistakes. No wonder you get smacked. Unless you enjoy infuriating your man to the point of his hand raising in correction? A bit of a Masochist are you?
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A man did hit me once. So I punched him in the mouth. Guess what, he never did it again...No, I don't get smacked. I'm friends with a lot of guys and they'd know better than to hit me. And you can't possibly go to hell, because it doesn't exist.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
11-09-2006, 09:18 PM
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A friendly game of pinochle between friends is nothing to be ashamed of. And the strippers who come and make our sandwiches are actually repentant harlots in training who hope to gain valuable experience to make them more presentable for marriage (or sale, more than likely).
Anyway, it's Thursday night, not Tuesdays.
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Yeah. Sure. You're a freak. Whatever. You're married right? If you are, then it's against your rules to have strippers come over, regardless of 'what they are'. So, if hell exists, I bet you'll be there <vile profanity removed>, sinner...
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
11-09-2006, 09:26 PM
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Yeah. Sure. You're a freak. Whatever. You're married right? If you are, then it's against your rules to have strippers come over, regardless of 'what they are'. So, if hell exists, I bet you'll be there sucking off Satan, sinner...
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Friend,
As the Pastor has said those "strippers" are not there to debauch themselves, they are there to learn proper Christian womanly duties. I should know friend, I am the one who goes to their agency in Des Moines and drives them into Freehold in an official Landover Security SUV. As Pastor Zeke always tells me, “there only two men in Freehold I trust with a truck load of strippers BJ; you and Born Again Bob”.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
11-09-2006, 09:29 PM
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Yeah. Sure. You're a freak. Whatever. You're married right? If you are, then it's against your rules to have strippers come over, regardless of 'what they are'. So, if hell exists, I bet you'll be there sucking off Satan, sinner...
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How is he a sinner?
Go ahead then, prove this biblical knowledge you keep claiming you have.
Or just be silent, as Jesus commands you women.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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11-09-2006, 09:31 PM
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Friend,
As the Pastor has said those "strippers" are not there to debauch themselves, they are there to learn proper Christian womanly duties. I should know friend, I am the one who goes to their agency in Des Moines and drives them into Freehold in an official Landover Security SUV. As Pastor Zeke always tells me, “there only two men in Freehold I trust with a truck load of strippers BJ; you and Born Again Bob”.
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Christian womanly duties? Let me guess what those are... This is one of the many reasons why I despise Christianity.
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11-09-2006, 09:35 PM
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How is he a sinner?
Go ahead then, prove this biblical knowledge you keep claiming you have.
Or just be silent, as Jesus commands you women.
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Jesus can go **** himself (because god only knows that no woman would want to screw that sexist pig anyway) I'm saying that women need to stand up for themselves instead of listening to mormons like you bitch about their pathetic sex life.
Exodus 20:14 "Thou shalt not commit adultery"
Cheating on your wife with hookers is adultery.
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11-09-2006, 09:36 PM
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Christian womanly duties? Let me guess what those are... This is one of the many reasons why I despise Christianity.
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While I am not quite sure what they are but I do gather they involve a lot of house cleaning and cooking. So you despise people who clean their house and cook their own meals Friend?
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11-09-2006, 11:06 PM
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While I am not quite sure what they are but I do gather they involve a lot of house cleaning and cooking. So you despise people who clean their house and cook their own meals Friend?
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I despise men who think it's the woman's job to clean and cook. Why don't you pull out a frying pan once in awhile? Women can work too, so why do they have to be stuck doing your laundrey? I understand a stay at home mom. But women can work if they want to, and they shouldn't be stuck cleaning up after you. You can clean up after yourself if we're so wortheless...
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
11-10-2006, 02:26 AM
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Jesus can go **** himself (because god only knows that no woman would want to screw that sexist pig anyway) I'm saying that women need to stand up for themselves instead of listening to mormons like you bitch about their pathetic sex life.
Exodus 20:14 "Thou shalt not commit adultery"
Cheating on your wife with hookers is adultery.
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He didnt go into ("sleep with", as you secular people call it) the hookers.
So once again, HOW DID HE SIN?
Stop throwing all these basless accusations around, you filthy harlot.
And stop being so angry all the time too, it is not good for your frail, womanly, body.
It might break.
And when did I ever talk about my (forgive me, Jesus!) sex life?
My concubines are my own business thank you very much, it isn't something I discuss with women.
Simply because it's not appropriate for you to hear of such.. "things".
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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