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Default Dolphin-Human DNA?? - 12-16-2006, 12:58 AM

Here's a story that was sent to me today. What an outright ABOMINATION it is! Notice they say the DNA of a Dolphin (FISH) is close to human DNA? That IS an abomination if I ever heard one!!

http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=5835

This garbage is jist one more ploy by Satan's homer "scientist" (who frankly wouldn't know SCIENCE if it screamed at them in the face--which is DOES by the ways) to try to make people think that humans came from FISH!! First it's MONKEY'S and now it's FISH! What next? COCKROACHES???

Abominations! DESOLATIONS! These "scientists" today are nothing short of the SONS OF CAIN living and wallowing in a Cesspool of SIN!!

GOD CREATED human beings and THAT IS the END of that story!!

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Default Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? - 12-16-2006, 01:13 AM

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Here's a story that was sent to me today. What an outright ABOMINATION it is! Notice they say the DNA of a Dolphin (FISH) is close to human DNA? That IS an abomination if I ever heard one!!

http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=5835

This garbage is jist one more ploy by Satan's homer "scientist" (who frankly wouldn't know SCIENCE if it screamed at them in the face--which is DOES by the ways) to try to make people think that humans came from FISH!! First it's MONKEY'S and now it's FISH! What next? COCKROACHES???

Abominations! DESOLATIONS! These "scientists" today are nothing short of the SONS OF CAIN living and wallowing in a Cesspool of SIN!!

GOD CREATED human beings and THAT IS the END of that story!!

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DNA does not actually exist. The idea of DNA was created by scientists to lead people away from Jesus.
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Default Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? - 12-16-2006, 01:52 AM

Here's what I want to know: what gives this chink the gall to go around interfering with God's plan? Jesus clearly wanted these dolphins to die--that's why He put plastic bottles in their stomachs--and this man thinks that just because the Lord turned him into a deformed freak as punishment for his sins, he can use that deformity to circumvent His will? Madness.


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Default Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? - 12-16-2006, 02:26 AM

Dolphins are actually mammals. So it's in the same vertebrate class as us!


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Default Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? - 12-16-2006, 03:04 AM

Then they are an abomination.

Leviticus 11:10
And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:


Dolphins have fins, of course, but scales? Not if they're mammals.


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Default Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? - 12-17-2006, 04:12 AM

Is this another story about that Christ-killer who fornicates with dolphins?


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Default Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? - 12-17-2006, 04:27 AM

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Thank ya for addin' this article to this conversation Brother Temperance cuz it jist proves further how SICK and ABOMINAL the SINNERS in this world really are. How can a human being marry a dolphin? And jist what kind of SINNIN' preacher would even perform such a ceremony of holy matrimony anyway? The VILE DEPRAVITY of the HEATHEN today never stops amazing me! ABOMINATIONS they are! VALLEYS OF DEATH in everything they do with their bodies and VILE FALLEN souls!!


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Default Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? - 12-17-2006, 09:23 AM

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Dolphins are actually mammals. So it's in the same vertebrate class as us!
Dolphins aren't mammals. They aren't even fish. They are satanic demons without scales....sort of like whales....and must be killed with all dispatch!


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Default Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? - 12-17-2006, 01:03 PM

Sister Thumper tried out THIS recipe for dolphin parmesean. It was Heavenly!


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Dolphin Parmesan

Recipe By : Palm Beach Post 07/17/97
Serving Size : 2 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories : New Text Import To Post
Seafood - Entrees

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
8 Ounces Dolphin Filets
Flour Seasoned With Salt And Pepper -- for
dredging
2 Ounces Tomato Sauce
Egg Beaten With A Little Milk
Italian Bread Crumbs
Olive Oil
Shredded Mozzarella
2 Ounces Parmesan -- grated

Rinse fillets; pat dry. Dredge in flour, dip in beaten egq, then in
bread crumbs to bread the fillets. Place in pan with a little olive oil
and pan sear until lightly browned. Place fish a casserole dish or on a
baking dish and top with tomato sauce and mozzarella and Parmesan.

Bake at 350° until cheese is melted and dolphin is moist.


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Default Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? - 12-18-2006, 06:13 AM

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Sister Thumper tried out THIS recipe for dolphin parmesean. It was Heavenly!
Yum! Unfortunately our local waters are fished out of dolphin.
Mrs. P has created a recipe too, and here it is in sea green ink.
She has omitted the you-know-what, only because the local Piggly-Wiggly can't get the danged stuff no more.


Any Landoverians who have a freezer full of mini-leviathans,
please try this one out, and let us know how it pleases your souls.


MIAMI DOLPHIN LEMON BARS

2 1/4 c. flour
1/2 c. confectioners sugar
1 c. firm butter
2 c. sugar
1/2 tsp. baking powder
4 eggs, beaten
5 tbsp. lemon juice

Mix together 2 cups flour and confectioners sugar in a bowl.
Cut in butter with a pastry blender.
When mixture looks like corn meal, turn into an ungreased 9 x 13 x 3 inch baking pan.
Press firmly on bottom of pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes.

Mix 1/4 cup flour with granulated sugar and baking powder.
Add to beaten egg and mix ell. Beat in lemon juice.
Pour over baked crust. Bake 25 minutes. Cool 30 minutes.
Cut into squares. Dust with confectioners sugar.




Mmmmm, fishcakes for dessert!

The kind good women make.
They dusts them in a sugar bag
just like ol' Shake 'N Bake!

When the squares is cut to size
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Dolphins are actually mammals. So it's in the same vertebrate class as us!
What is this strange heathen language that you speak? Where are any of the highlighted words to be found in the Holy King James Bible? Here is what we read of such things in God's Word:

Genesis 1:21: And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that [it was] good.

As you can see, the kinds (not classes) of living creatures of the water were all created on the same day. Man was created later:

Genesis 1:27: So God created man in his [own] image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

Finally, the satanic myth of DNA contradicts Scripture:

Genesis 30:37-39: And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which [was] in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.


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Default Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? - 12-18-2006, 04:42 PM

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Then they are an abomination.

Leviticus 11:10
And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:

Dolphins have fins, of course, but scales? Not if they're mammals.
It isn't what your body is covered with that makes you a mammal. Mammal's give birth to live young and are warm blooded which dolhins and whales are. hence they are both mammals whether you like it or not.

How does that passage refer to mammals all it says is that thigns that have scales or live in the water are 'evil'. Mammals don't have to be all hugs and kisses, after all goats are mammals and isn't the devil half goat? *shrugs* He has goats legs right?


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Default Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? - 12-18-2006, 09:30 PM

Mammals do not have scales. Therefore, mammals that swim in the sea are an abomination.

I know that dolphins are mammals, you blithering idiot. What I'm pointing out is that, because of this, the Holy Scripture condemns them.


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Default Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? - 12-18-2006, 10:39 PM

>_< Are whales condemned too then? Manatees? Seal? They're all made of the same stuff.


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Default Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? - 12-18-2006, 11:47 PM

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Bwahahahaha! But not the worst I've seen. Someone once showed me a link to a page by someone who went one step further with the dolphins

And dolphins ARE mammals. One of the most intelligent animals on earth, they aren't just a fish, and as has been mentioned here, I believe, studies show we even have some DNA in common with plants. So it's only logical that something like this would happen.



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Default Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? - 12-19-2006, 12:17 AM

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Dolphins aren't mammals. They aren't even fish. They are satanic demons without scales....sort of like whales....and must be killed with all dispatch!
Dolphins are beautiful creatures, we would be them if humans were to dwell in the water.


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Default Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? - 12-19-2006, 12:19 AM

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Mammals don't have to be all hugs and kisses, after all goats are mammals and isn't the devil half goat? *shrugs* He has goats legs right?
Um, no. PAN has goat's legs. Or would, if he were real.

Satan likes to put his tallywhacker BETWEEN goats' legs when he tires of sinners!

Satan was once an angel, who fell from Heaven when he revolted against and was thus found revolting by the Lord. How many goat-legged angels have you seen?

Really. Goat's legs!
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Default Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? - 12-19-2006, 12:31 AM

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Satan was once an angel, who fell from Heaven when he revolted against and was thus found revolting by the Lord. How many goat-legged angels have you seen?

Really. Goat's legs!
I don't believe in angels or the devil. I have no idea what they look like if they exist at all.


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Default Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? - 12-19-2006, 02:08 AM

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I don't believe in angels or the devil. I have no idea what they look like if they exist at all.
Dameon it don't matter if ya believes in Satan and his FALLEN ANGELS with goat legs or not. Doesn't change the FACT that they exist and that YOU (like all human beings) are involved in a SPIRITUAL and UNSEEN WARFARE agin these demons! Now, when is ya goin to give yourself to the LORD and start fighting the battle? Son, don't ya knows that you is in a SPIRITUAL WARZONE and you is LOSING the war? You can ONLY win with JeSuS!!


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Default Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? - 12-19-2006, 02:31 AM

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Dameon it don't matter if ya believes in Satan and his FALLEN ANGELS with goat legs or not. Doesn't change the FACT that they exist and that YOU (like all human beings) are involved in a SPIRITUAL and UNSEEN WARFARE agin these demons! Now, when is ya goin to give yourself to the LORD and start fighting the battle? Son, don't ya knows that you is in a SPIRITUAL WARZONE and you is LOSING the war? You can ONLY win with JeSuS!!
A question, Brother Love. Do you always talk like that? Televangelist style? If so, I feel sorry for your wife (or future wife if you aren't married) one can only imagine how it must be for her to endure during...well...you know.



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