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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 07:23 PM

It's not a spell. A spell can only be cast if I open a circle and I can't do that on a computer now can I? And frankly I'm shocked. It is in fact a Austrian/Germanic Custom to which most christians over here would know and respect. It is not wiccan. I am not a wiccan. Thank you squire.


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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 08:18 PM

First I find out about the magic negro running for president just after my betrothal, and now I've been hexed by a European witch! This is supposed to be the second happiest time of my life (after giving myself over to Jesus), but Satan keeps piling on the evil!


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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 08:40 PM

I didn't hex you!! I only meant to wish you luck!


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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 09:17 PM

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I didn't hex you!! I only meant to wish you luck!
And what is a wish besides calling on your dark master Satan sinner???



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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 09:22 PM

Oh do grow up. Do you honsetly believe only trus christians can wish luck on others?


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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 09:44 PM

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Oh do grow up. Do you honsetly believe only trus christians can wish luck on others?
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Only Jesus can wish good luck on anyone! To try to do so is to presume the powers of God Himself. God is a jealous God (says so in The Bible). That means if you try to grab His powers He will come down upon you in His righteous fury, kill your children, your spouse, your family, your neighbors and so on until you say your sorry.

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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 09:47 PM

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eat some porridge
Now what is that supposed to mean? Is this another one of you wicker witch curses? Well listen here sinner, I am under the protection and guidance of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. He didn't suffer and die on the cross just so you could cast spells on people you have the hots for so you can get them into bed!
You need to toss your bunny rabbit idol out the window and get down on your knees and beg Christ forgiveness for what you have done!



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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 10:11 PM

No. Porridge calms you down, you seem to have alot of aggression


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No. Porridge calms you down, you seem to have alot of aggression
And just what is this "porridge"?
It's made out of Christian babies or something similar, is it not?
After all, it's a well known fact that you witches sacrifice babies.


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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 10:17 PM

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I didn't hex you!! I only meant to wish you luck!
If you're not praying to Jesus for my well-being, you're putting a hex on me as anything not going through God is going through Satan.
Luckily I'm strong enough in Christ that there shouldn't be a problem, but I still ask that you do your part to remove the hex. Please pray to Jesus and ask Him to forgive your sin. That should do it.


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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 10:20 PM

There is no hex my dear, please believe me. I only wished you well. And Porridge is made from OATS not christian children. I'd invest in some it would help the aggression.


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There is no hex my dear, please believe me. I only wished you well.
And where did Jesus fit into it? If it's not of God, it's of Satan! Even if the devil has convinced you that you're doing good, you're not! He's using you as a vessel to do harm upon True Christians! Do you think Satan wants me to marry and raise children in God's name? No!
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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 10:36 PM

There is no Hex. Wytches Don't hex people. Grow up.


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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 10:41 PM

Sure. Witches don't hex people, the Jews didn't kill Jesus, the homosexuals don't have an agenda and the Democrats don't want to strip us of our liberties. Whatever you say, you crazy Nazi.


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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 10:42 PM

Now thats a new low. And pretty much what I would expect from you. Ah so young, so foolish.


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Now thats a new low. And pretty much what I would expect from you. Ah so young, so foolish.
Um, your current profile says you're 20, and a woman to boot!
So you can't really talk about age or foolishness..


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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 10:54 PM

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There is no Hex. Wytches Don't hex people. Grow up.
Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Leviticus 19:26 Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times.
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19:31 Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.


Deuteronomy 18:10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
18:11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
18:12 For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.


2 Kings 21:6 And he made his son pass through the fire, and observed times, and used enchantments, and dealt with familiar spirits and wizards: he wrought much wickedness in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger.

You refuse to acknowledge or remove the hex, and you insult me. Fine. God knows well what you did, and without repentance, your time will come. He does not take kindly to witches, and I'm sure He has even less patience for those who try to corrupt the language by throwing in the letter Y where it doesn't belong, just because it looks prettier and more New Agey.
As I said, I'm strong in my faith and I know that Jesus is with me, so I don't need you to remove your hex. I was hoping for your sake that you'd see the error of your ways, but it was to no avail.
Enjoy the eternal anguish.


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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 11:05 PM

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Um, your current profile says you're 20, and a woman to boot!
So you can't really talk about age or foolishness..
Yes. I'm 20 and Female. What ist your point? By merely pointing out facts about myself you fail to prove any insult. I have black hair to and green eyes.. wow Who would have thought!

To Sister Mary Maria. I am sorry If I offended you. I didn't mean to . I only wanted to say good luck but I'm sorry if I "hexed" you. Although I am sure merely saying good luck is not a hex. But I'll say ungoodluck if it makes you feel any better?


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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 11:06 PM

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To Sister Mary Maria. I am sorry If I offended you. I didn't mean to . I only wanted to say good luck but I'm sorry if I "hexed" you. Although I am sure merely saying good luck is not a hex. But I'll say ungoodluck if it makes you feel any better?
Just say these words... "I'm sorry, Jesus."


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