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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-11-2018, 12:41 PM

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After 57 posts, sadly all of the same variety, we would like to engage with you but despite our patience (I cannot say hopes) you do not seem to have posted an introduction thread where we can greet you more completely..
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-12-2018, 01:19 PM

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After 57 posts, sadly all of the same variety, we would like to engage with you but despite our patience (I cannot say hopes) you do not seem to have posted an introduction thread where we can greet you more completely..
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Trump Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-12-2018, 02:17 PM

But what if I want my child to play this game? It's fine enough, the mercenaries aren't really homosexual, God wouldn't allow that.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-12-2018, 05:06 PM

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But what if I want my child to play this game? It's fine enough, the mercenaries aren't really homosexual, God wouldn't allow that.
Oh, but God does allow homosexuality (Psalm 81:12-13; Romans 1:26-27). He allows it so that His Justice is seen far and wide when all the Homosexuals are hit by a special, fiery plague right in their unholy rectums. Glory!




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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-12-2018, 05:31 PM

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-12-2018, 05:36 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvwlcr69FAI "team fortress 2 is satanic"


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-13-2018, 12:53 PM

Would you want your child to slither along to Abu Ghraib or Guantanamo Bay? The inconvenience of HELL FOREVER has moved beyond meaning much as your words have no meaning and yet meaning is inferred from the warblings of anyone who escapes. Satan offers no escape. Your children REALLY ARE THERE FOREVER. Whether they'd actually pick up metal is a moot point. The opportunity was there.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-13-2018, 11:18 PM

To piggyback on what my Sister Mitza has written, hell really is forever.

For those True Christians™ here at Landover Baptist Church, the closest we can come to understanding unending suffering is reading through 170 plus pages and over 3000 posts stating the same inane, useless, besides-the-point information.


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Sinner Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-14-2018, 02:27 AM

Hello, I would like to address some things that are wrong about your Thread.Having been playing Team Fortress 2 for 6 months now i want to explain some things that are false, first off The Mercenaries are not Gay or homosexual as you say, FALSE, i have never even thought of the term when playing this game. The game is only rated M for its intense blood and gore (which I have removed because I am not over the age of 18 and my parents don't like it) which leaves it at an everyone 10 and up rating. Me and my friends and family under the age of 18 loves this game, and the mercenary named soldier is not portraying himself as God it is a metaphor for him capturing an specific targeted area. Also my parents have taught me a lot and i can see that your not a good christian and are taking your beliefs WAY too far. Team fortress 2 is for the most part family friendly and you can make them play offline (which is way less fun) if you really dont want toxic people bothering your children. Also really? You don't let him see those friends? that's pathetic and a wrong choice. oh and dont even bother telling me BUT YOUR NOT EVEN AN ADULT YET HOW WOULD YOU KNOW????? the answer is my parents are actually smart unlike you and teach me lots of adulthood lessons to get me ready to have a family. That is all, I do not mean to be rude if I seem like it. sincerely (name not given)
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i can see that your not a good christian and are taking your beliefs WAY too far.
Welcome to our forums, Mr. Young Man! How nice of you to join us! I'm curious about this bit right here I quoted. How does a Christian take their beliefs "too far"? In your opinion, how far should a Christian believe the Holy Bible? Should a Christian believe 95% of the Bible? 80%? 60%? Which 60% do you propose Christians believe? Please don't say the 60% you personally approve of, because if that's the case, and each Christian decides which parts of the Bible to trust and believe, it renders the entire thing useless.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Hello, I would like to address some things that are wrong about your Thread [. . .](which I have removed because I am not over the age of 18 and my parents don't like it) which leaves it at an everyone 10 and up rating[. . . ]my parents have taught me a lot[ . . . ]my parents are actually smart unlike you and teach me lots of adulthood lessons to get me ready to have a family. That is all, I do not mean to be rude if I seem like it. sincerely (name not given)
If your parents were so very smart, they would have taught you to obey them rather than go behind their backs and do something that you know very well that they don't like.


How can you claim to respect your parents in the same post where you boast about deceiving them?! And some people claim that the Bible makes no sense!


Did your parents give you permission to come onto this forum and embarrass them by telling everyone about how you tricked them? Better go quick and get their approval to explain what a crappy job they are doing in raising you.


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Why are his parents teaching him how to have a family?
.I'm rather concerned about this poster.
..Do those "adulthood lessons" include how to notice smells when someone's smoking the weed?
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.....Or what it looks like when trollops (of either sex) are out cruising for strange adventures?
......It's possible those could be useful skills for adults in some situations but he's not an adult so why teach any of them?
.......He should be reading The Bible and seeking The Kingdom so that he can provide for his wife when he obtains one
Luke 12:29-32 Seek not ye what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink, neither be ye of doubtful mind. For all these things do the nations of the world seek after: and your Father knoweth that ye have need of these things. But rather seek ye the kingdom of God; and all these things shall be added unto you. Fear not, little flock; for it is your Father's good pleasure to give you the kingdom.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-14-2018, 08:00 PM

i did not expect people to reply but i read the bible everyday (I try to at least) and i think people should believe 100% of the bible, from what i have learned in youth group she is making it Jesus plus other stuff. what i mean as an example is like what the Jew Religious leaders tried to convert the jews to doing in Pauls writings, sorry if I sounded rude i just want to get my point out.
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i did not expect people to reply but i read the bible everyday (I try to at least) and i think people should believe 100% of the bible, from what i have learned in youth group she is making it Jesus plus other stuff. what i mean as an example is like what the Jew Religious leaders tried to convert the jews to doing in Pauls writings, sorry if I sounded rude i just want to get my point out.
Well, dear, you may want to try to get your point out in a bit less muddy way.

I am glad that we agree that the Holy Bible is to be believed 100%! Many people believe that only small parts of the Bible are to be believed, and they discard many important Biblical facts, including 6-day creation (Genesis 1:1-31), people surviving being swallowed by a giant fish (Jonah 1:17, 2:10), unicorns (Psalms 22:21, Isaiah 34:7), talking donkeys (Numbers 22:28-30), and, of course, the fact that the earth is flat and has four corners (Isaiah 11:12, Revelation 7:1).

I am not entirely sure, though, what were you trying to say with the "Jew Religious leaders" bit - would you care to clarify?
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-14-2018, 08:38 PM

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i did not expect people to reply but i read the bible everyday (I try to at least) and i think people should believe 100% of the bible, from what i have learned in youth group she is making it Jesus plus other stuff. what i mean as an example is like what the Jew Religious leaders tried to convert the jews to doing in Pauls writings, sorry if I sounded rude i just want to get my point out.
Okay, Mr. Reads-the-Bible-everyday, give us your take on genocide and slavery--as per God's commands in the Bible.

Tell us that you agree with us that a rape victim should marry her rapist, but only after the rapist pays the victim's dad. Tell us that a girl who doesn't cry for help when she is raped isn't a victim, but a fornicating disgrace to her family who deserves to be stoned-- to death, not given a marywana cigarette.

You don't know how many "Bible-believing", so-called Christians will let the girl off the hook, and even abort a child, if they can investigate and feel assured that she didn't know the guy and lead him on.

According to the Bible, it doesn't matter a whit if she knows him! If she's anywhere in the vicinity of a couple of buildings and she doesn't cry out for help, God says she sinned.

If he's a total stranger and she was raped out in the boondocks where nobody could hear her--and she at least screamed in an attempt to be rescued, then she is not to be condemned to death. Which is not the same thing as saying that she's a victim. Her father is the victim, which is why he has to get paid.

These and other spiritual tenents are covered carefully throughout the Bible. Given your vast knowledge, it would be interesting (and by that I mean amusing) to hear your point of view.

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You don't know how many "Bible-believing", so-called Christians will let the girl off the hook, and even abort a child, if they can investigate and feel assured that she didn't know the guy and lead him on.
Indeed, Sister Handmaiden - and that is such a clear sign of secular immorality corrupting the very foundation of the Western civilization. We live in such terrifying times!
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-14-2018, 09:28 PM

Hey, I am sorry for any trouble i might have caused, but people are so rude online. Im done
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I do not understand, dear. Has someone been rude to you? Or are you the rude one?

I guess it must be the latter, as you keep ignoring what other people say to you. I will pray for you.
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You have not caused trouble that I know of. You've certainly caused to me to be confused, though.


I've tried to engage you in discussing the Bible. That is why the Landover Baptist Church forum exists. It's puzzling to me that you state that you read the Bible, but you don't refer to any Bible verses when asserting your ideas.


Please tell me where your ideas about God and Jesus and Christianity come from. All my ideas on the subject come from the Bible.


I don't know why anyone would find that rude. And I sincerely hope that you are not done reading and growing in knowledge about God's Revealed Word to Humanity.


You're so young. Why give up on a subject with such a wealth of information and influence? Many here have read the Bible for decades and still find fresh new insights that open our eyes to humanity's greatest needs.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-16-2018, 02:51 AM

TF2 has no such homosexuality in it nor any fetishes you claim. right to left
wears protective gear from burns, is a engineer who builds things, wears a ski mask to protect identity, he's bald and well built to carry his weapon, not a cowboy but is Australian, just wears a cap, stereotypical american to other counties, he lost an eye, he IS A DOCTOR. and all that homosexuality you have seen has nothing to do with the actual game itself only those who are a fan of the game and ship characters together even though they aren't. in fact the guy in the ski mask is dating the mother of the guy with the cap.
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