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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 04-30-2010, 05:59 AM
The ear-bleeding part is what lets you know that the spirit of the Lord has entered your soul.

May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 06-02-2010, 05:19 AM
My former University said I had to have a Mac for my graphic design courses!

Now I am worried! Does that mean universities in general promote homosexuality!?
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 06-02-2010, 05:25 AM
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My former University said I had to have a Mac for my graphic design courses!

Now I am worried! Does that mean universities in general promote homosexuality!?
A Mac is quite appropriate for a gay-friendly class like "graphic design". What, was hair styling and interior decorating already taken, fruitcake?


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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 06-02-2010, 05:41 AM
I actually wish to go and work for a decent Christian magazine, so I have to take classes that teach you the proper way to create logos and format pages. There was a lesbian I knew of in that class, but I was sure to sit far away from her. I don't want to get the aids from being to close, you know?
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 06-02-2010, 07:27 AM
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My former University said I had to have a Mac for my graphic design courses!

Now I am worried! Does that mean universities in general promote homosexuality!?
Yes, universities promote homosexuality. If you don't know that, then you're not paying attention in class.

A LUG is a young woman who becomes a "Lesbian Until Graduation". Young men face a more dangreous threat. Most philosophy was written by girly men who didn't want to lift heavy equipment. Many of the inventions and advances throughout history have come from men of the improper bent. They spent their time in libraries and laboratories in the company of other men.

Education is more dangerous than dynamite. Even a divinity degree must be coupled with military training if it is to have any value.

II Timothy 3:7 "Ever learning and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth."

Such is the foolishness of the wrong sort of education.

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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 06-03-2010, 11:28 AM
No wonder Mac users are:

1. Gay
2. Idiots
3. Losers

I hate Macs, PC forever!
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 06-24-2010, 09:14 AM
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Starting with its incredibly gay logo. It invites you to taste of its foul perverted and sweaty fruit of gay temptation.



Then, there's the Macfag ultra gay user base.



Mac wasn't gay enough, you say? Get it in a variety of rainbow homo colors.



A simple test for you to take.



These computers can turn people gay just by being in their proximity for too long as this tract so Godly illustrates.




Don't be sucked into the Apple deathstyle! Just say no!


You jackass.. Those aren't Apples doings, they're jokes! Haha! And colours?? You don't use any colours? In clothing, interiours?? You must be joking! Hahahaa!
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 06-24-2010, 09:23 AM
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Humans are not born gay, the sin of homersexuality is a deathstyle choice.
BINGO, I couldn't agree more, homosexuals aren't born like that, they become it when they get older
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 06-24-2010, 09:28 AM
just one quick question: is it ok to hate gays?
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 06-24-2010, 03:24 PM
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just one quick question: is it ok to hate gays?
What does the Bible say on the subject?

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 06-25-2010, 10:11 PM
Oh my gosh this is pathetic. The gay pride flag and the mac symbol arent even the same color scheme. Try again retard.
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 06-25-2010, 10:36 PM
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Oh my gosh this is pathetic. The gay pride flag and the mac symbol arent even the same color scheme. Try again retard.
You seem to have been studying the gay pride flag pretty hard there, Cheryl.

So are you saying that Macs are not gay? Did you read the first post properly?

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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 06-26-2010, 08:58 AM
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Microsoft is crap. Their software is for the most part a joke.
Heck, they even use Linux servers and not Windows servers.

Let us compare.

Apples first OS:


Microsofts first OS:


Microsoft has only done one thing right. That thing is Livejournal. It is pretty good.
I know I'm a bit late with this, but I didn't see anyone else mention it. There is no way crapple's first os supported bluetooth.

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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 06-28-2010, 07:15 AM
I think the person was trying to state that Apple invented GUIs. They even tried to sue Microsoft over the use of GUIs. Fortunately they had a wise judge who said that you cannot sue for copyrights on systems that you stole from UNIX.

Before I never read this thread, I had not realized the homosexuality behind Mac's; I did however realize the cult status. You can't say anything negative to a Mac user. They deny any fault with their system.

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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 06-30-2010, 09:53 PM
Leave MACs for the queers!!
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Exclamation Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 07-01-2010, 06:21 AM
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Perhaps you are familiar with the way sodomites have stolen the rainbow for their own sick and disgusting flag.

Coincidence? I think not!
If you weren't homeschooled in this cult you would have realized the color patterns are not the same hence meaning they are not the same. FAIL
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 07-01-2010, 06:28 AM
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I fail to see your meaning, boy.

They are the exactly the same and everyone with half a brain could notice it.

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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 07-04-2010, 01:38 AM
Thanks for this thread Brother Levi.

As a good Christian gal I shall not want anything that is preferred or endorsed by homers.

As if a bitten apple for a logo wasn't bad enough. UGH

1 Corinthians 7:39-40 ...but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord.

But she is happier if she so abide, after my judgment: and I think also that I have the Spirit of God.
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 07-04-2010, 06:38 PM
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Humans are not born gay, the sin of homersexuality is a deathstyle choice.
I was born gay. And I am very happy about it.
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Default Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. - 07-04-2010, 10:56 PM
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You're just trying to trick us into staring at homer signals for long periods of time in the hope that it'll give us the GRIDS, or at the very least make us rub our hands up and down another man's thigh. I'm wise to your tricks, Satan!

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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