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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 02-26-2009, 05:38 PM
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How the ice age melted and became the Oceans of our planet. ... for me and anybody with any kind of intelligence.
Excuse me? I'm no geologist, but even I know that the ice age wasn't the cause of the great flood.

May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 02-27-2009, 12:11 PM
eviticus: No problem. Men don't have vaginas.

Noah: Rape usually has little to do with sex. If you use this lovely little search engine called Google, you'll probably find that it has much more to do with domination and power than sex. Even still, it's not for sure that it was rape.

I don't know what version of the bible you're using, but using that same search engine, you'll find that the word "homosexual" was not coined till way after the bible was written.

Interesting take on Davey and Jonny. I'm pretty sure that Jonathan and David are the ones celebrated in the text, not Saul. Good attempt at an example though. Don't forget Ruth and Naomi possibly being a story of same-sex love.

Lastly, are you one of those trolls with the fuzzy hair or the kind that turn to stone in daylight?
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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 02-27-2009, 11:18 PM
Manny,


You look like one of Liz Taylor’s ex-husbands; you know the kind with a big tuck and power tools but small equipment. I bet you even smoke pot and think it’s alright as God created it for your natural use.

Have you ever thought about getting a haircut; you know cleanliness is next to Godliness. I also hope the only excuse you have for going sleeveless is that you can raise your hands in repentance for your confrontational behavior here ant this Christian Forum.

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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 02-28-2009, 08:33 PM
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eviticus: No problem. Men don't have vaginas.

Noah: Rape usually has little to do with sex. If you use this lovely little search engine called Google, you'll probably find that it has much more to do with domination and power than sex. Even still, it's not for sure that it was rape.

I don't know what version of the bible you're using, but using that same search engine, you'll find that the word "homosexual" was not coined till way after the bible was written.

Interesting take on Davey and Jonny. I'm pretty sure that Jonathan and David are the ones celebrated in the text, not Saul. Good attempt at an example though. Don't forget Ruth and Naomi possibly being a story of same-sex love.

Lastly, are you one of those trolls with the fuzzy hair or the kind that turn to stone in daylight?











Let me speak for my country, we live in NO fear of Allah.

Allah is a FALSE god.

And a disciple of Satan.

Let him bring death to me, as he *does not* exist. I do not
fear Allah. Today, I am comforted to be a so-called infidel.

You may have killed some of us, but 250 plus million are still
alive...and *very* angry.

"A great people have been moved to defend a great nation."

%¨&* you all, and may (our) God bless your damned souls.

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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 02-28-2009, 10:34 PM
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Let me speak for my country, we live in NO fear of Allah.

Allah is a FALSE god.

And a disciple of Satan.

Let him bring death to me, as he *does not* exist. I do not
fear Allah. Today, I am comforted to be a so-called infidel.

You may have killed some of us, but 250 plus million are still
alive...and *very* angry.

"A great people have been moved to defend a great nation."

%¨&* you all, and may (our) God bless your damned souls.

Cheers.
You can't speak for your country. 250 million....ummm Pakistan?

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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 03-01-2009, 04:55 AM
You people need to get real. Like really, you are horrible horrible people. Calling homosexuals vulgar names is low. You people make me sick. Accept them, does you precious bible not tell you to accept people? Cause it certainly should. Talking about shooting them? What the hell is wrong with you. Some of my friends are gay. I don't want to kill them. They are my friends. Get real. God save you
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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 03-01-2009, 05:00 AM
You're going to hell, Jordan. What do you have to say for yourself?

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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 03-01-2009, 05:33 AM
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You people need to get real. Like really, you are horrible horrible people. Calling homosexuals vulgar names is low. You people make me sick. Accept them, does you precious bible not tell you to accept people? Cause it certainly should. Talking about shooting them? What the hell is wrong with you. Some of my friends are gay. I don't want to kill them. They are my friends. Get real. God save you
Jordan, your 'friends' are going to lead you into hell. Lord knows I try to speak like a Pastor and most of the time it's the right thing to do. But sometimes people like you need to hear the facts in language you can understand. Sure it's tough love, but your soul is at stake!

Son, I don' know how to tell you this any other way and GOD forgive me. But you don't want to go through life with a poopy pecker.

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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 03-01-2009, 01:05 PM
The bible also says disobeying children should be stoned to death. Brides on their wedding night that are not virgins are to be brought to their father's house and stoned to death. Eating seafood is a mortal sin. Tables with legs more than a certain height...a mortal sin. These rules/laws by which believers need to live were translated by man from the bible to fit the times. Homosexuality was forbidden because back when cholera, plagues, war, etc were killing off humanity. we needed EVERYONE to have as many babies as possible. Hence you have the manmade translations....no birth control, no homosexuality, etc.....Why is it so many "christians" feel free to pick and choose from their holy holy bible and any other religion for that matter. ONE GOD!!!!...not just yours!!!!!!!!!!Everyone that gets this rent Religulous...buy this DVD for your conceptually blind friends as well.

By the way...no Jesus does not pay the internet bills...just like the vacuum, washing machine, microwave, television, motor vehicle transportation, etc....are all condemned by the bible. Now measure your table legs to see if you are burning in hell!
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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 03-01-2009, 01:18 PM
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The bible also says disobeying children should be stoned to death. Brides on their wedding night that are not virgins are to be brought to their father's house and stoned to death. Eating seafood is a mortal sin. Tables with legs more than a certain height...a mortal sin. These rules/laws by which believers need to live were translated by man from the bible to fit the times. Homosexuality was forbidden because back when cholera, plagues, war, etc were killing off humanity. we needed EVERYONE to have as many babies as possible. Hence you have the manmade translations....no birth control, no homosexuality, etc.....Why is it so many "christians" feel free to pick and choose from their holy holy bible and any other religion for that matter. ONE GOD!!!!...not just yours!!!!!!!!!!Everyone that gets this rent Religulous...buy this DVD for your conceptually blind friends as well.

By the way...no Jesus does not pay the internet bills...just like the vacuum, washing machine, microwave, television, motor vehicle transportation, etc....are all condemned by the bible. Now measure your table legs to see if you are burning in hell!
Manny, I call shenanigans. Produce the Scripture that stipulates table height, or apologize to Jesus.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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The bible also says disobeying children should be stoned to death.
Amen!

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Amen! Preach it Brother!

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Eating seafood is a mortal sin.
Amen! Although there is some discussion on this one.

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These rules/laws by which believers need to live were translated by man from the bible to fit the times. Homosexuality was forbidden because back when cholera, plagues, war, etc were killing off humanity. we needed EVERYONE to have as many babies as possible. Hence you have the manmade translations....no birth control, no homosexuality, etc....
Manny... you were doing so well, and then this.

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Why is it so many "christians" feel free to pick and choose from their holy holy bible and any other religion for that matter.
That's the exact thing we DON'T do at Landover Baptist. Pay attention woman!

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That is correct. Hence our shiny button at the bottom of your screen that says "Manny, click me, maybe you can get Saved® after all!"

Don't be a hater Manny. You can do it. Baby Jesus is waiting for you!

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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 03-02-2009, 12:06 AM
i even doubt that you would even think that even a straight couple would even use a condom, even if they were christian or not
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i even doubt that you would even think that even a straight couple would even use a condom, even if they were christian or not
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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 03-04-2009, 12:56 AM
What you should do is introduce yourself to them. OR GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!! they are people too. God's never been with a woman. He's gay then.
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Ban me! Do it! Permanently! I want away from you piffleing bible humping freaks! you beat women and homosexuals! WHAT THE piffle!!! You are mostly horible horrible people! BAN ME FROM THE SITE!! NOW!!!
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If you hate us so much, why wait to be banned? Why not just, you know, leave?

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Why are we horrible, Jordan?

Is it because we follow the whole Bible, even the parts you don't like?

Is it because we refuse to agree with your Christ-denying ways?

Does it make us horrible to honestly say what God says in the Bible?

Did we invade your homosexual forum to insult you, or did you join ours uninvited and unwelcome, for the purpose of attacking us and insulting God?

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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 03-04-2009, 06:51 AM
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And dotheads and JOOS and rebellious children.

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Jordan, did you know that President Obama recently expanded Bush's Office of Faith-Based Initiatives, and agreed to continue the policy allowing church groups to discriminate in hiring based on religion, even though they're spending your tax dollars?

You can't get away from "Bible (t)humping freaks". We're everywhere.

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