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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 05-28-2014, 06:29 PM

Why is so much hate posted on a "Christian" forum. God has called us to love. If you intend to save others as God has commanded you must love them. Giving people titled like: "Unsaved Trash" is the opposite of love. Beyond that I have seen accounts that say that people are damned to hell, but when I read what they have to say they make good sense. Is common sense damnable to God?
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 05-28-2014, 06:37 PM

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Why is so much hate posted on a "Christian" forum. God has called us to love. If you intend to save others as God has commanded you must love them. Giving people titled like: "Unsaved Trash" is the opposite of love. Beyond that I have seen accounts that say that people are damned to hell, but when I read what they have to say they make good sense. Is common sense damnable to God?
You didn't read the stickies in this forum, like you were TOLD TO in your welcoming email.

Most of your questions are answered there. For the rest, use the "Search" function, and reply in an appropriate thread.


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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 05-28-2014, 08:01 PM

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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 05-29-2014, 02:53 AM

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Why is so much hate posted on a "Christian" forum. God has called us to love. If you intend to save others as God has commanded you must love them. Giving people titled like: "Unsaved Trash" is the opposite of love. Beyond that I have seen accounts that say that people are damned to hell, but when I read what they have to say they make good sense. Is common sense damnable to God?
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 05-30-2014, 04:04 PM

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Hello brothers and sisters of Christ, I know that this is a topic much discussed already, but it cannot be said enough. Rock music is a scourge on our nation, and must be stopped at all costs. Here are 10 facts that explain exactly why God hates this rubbish "music".

1. It encourages the use of illegal drugs. Practially every one of the top 40 records being played on every radio station in the United States is a communication to the children to take a trip, to cop out, to groove. The psychedelic jackets on the record albums have their own hidden symbols and messages as well as the lyrics to all the top rock songs and they all sing the same refrain: It's fun to take a trip, put acid in your veins.

2. Drums are the instruments of satanists, devil worshipers and pagans, and should never be listened to. The rhythm has been proven to have a brainwashing effect on children, and slowly converts them to satanism. If you hear drums, block your ears! I cannot stress this enough.

3. Rock music encourages rebellion. The Lord orders us to submit to unto him, but with this rock and roll in our ears, we are likely to rebel against Him and His word. Further, the music teaches children not to listen to the wise counsel of their parents. How can we raise our children to be good Christian Americans when they listen to this rebellious filth?

4. Rock music encourages homosexuality and transvestism with men wearing make-up, and even dresses or skirts (which they try and say are "kilts", ha! We know better than to fall for that! Clearly rock represents a homosexual agenda, with all male groups touring the countryside in one bus. Most likely they are sharing the same bed as well, but let's not get into that.

5. Rock encourages women to start thinking for themselves, and to believe that they don't need a husband to guide and lead them. So-called female rockers parade on stage singing about nonsense like "independence". All such performers are lesbians or possibly bisexual, as some travel alone with large groups of men.

6. So-called "Christian" rock groups are the worst of all. Not only do they put the name of our almighty God into these "songs" with drums and guitars, which is the height of blasphemy might I add, but they're also part of the same agenda as the rest of them. They attempt to fool good Christian children and parents into buying their music in order to brainwash them and convert them to satanism.

7. Rock tries to tell us that the government is wrong, but only when a Republican is in office. Look how they've stopped doing that since Comrade Obama muscled his way into office. They've always wanted to destroy our beautiful capitalist country with their socialist ideals. Remember, it's a small step from rock music to communism.

8. Rock music encourages promiscuity and whoredom with their overly sexual lyrics and innuendo. They parade around on stage and in videos half-naked in an attempt to convince young girls (and boys) that they want to have sex with them. Studies have shown that children and teenagers who listen to rock are 22% more likely to have sex with older persons. Rock music = pedophilia.

9. Rock concerts are often used to present propaganda about "peace". This is a clear distraction from the war that God has ordained us to win. If the rock musicians were in charge, we'd all be living under the rule of the Saudis by now!

10. Lastly, rock music encourages us not to read God's Holy Bible. The lyrics of nearly all rock songs are laced with subliminal messages telling us to burn our Bibles and submit to the will of Satan! We must ensure our children read the Bible instead of listening to this filth.

So there you have it, ten indisputable facts that prove that God hates rock music. We need to stand strong against this onslaught my friends, if your children bring home a rock CD, make them break it in half. Tell them to listen to real American music like Dolly Parton or Willie Nelson. Or even better, why don't we listen to more hymns? Encourage family singalongs of "Onward Christian Soldiers" and other real Christian patriotic songs.

Continue fighting the good fight people!
Call me crazy, but could you actually show us examples of satanism in rock music?
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 05-31-2014, 01:40 AM

Newsflash for the musically illiterate. Country artists such as the ones you speak of were heavily influenced by rock and the blues. Dolly Parton and willie nelson rule, though, especially their gospel recordings, but I'd recommend some bluegrass.
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 05-31-2014, 03:13 AM

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Newsflash for the musically illiterate. Country artists such as the ones you speak of were heavily influenced by rock and the blues. Dolly Parton and willie nelson rule, though, especially their gospel recordings, but I'd recommend some bluegrass.
Newsflash for the retards: God hates all forms of country music too!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 06-08-2014, 10:16 PM

Rock and country is f'ing awesome!! \m/
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 06-09-2014, 02:08 AM

This is piffleing funny!!!! I play drums myself and I'm most definitely a lutheran. christians are supposed to love eachother. not hate. Jesus christ never once condemned anyone for bing homosexual, and women have the piffleing right to choose whether to marry or not.
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 06-09-2014, 03:35 AM

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...Jesus christ never once condemned anyone for bing homosexual...
Yet He never said differently, and in fact made a point of supporting every last thing that the Old Testament said:

Matthew 5:17 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil."

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...and women have the piffleing right to choose whether to marry or not.
Then why does the Bible treat them like property (their father's before marriage, their husband's afterward)? Why does the Bible say that the ONLY way for a women to get to Heaven is to have children (in the same passage that says they should shut up)?

1 Timothy 2:11-15 "11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. 14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. 15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety."


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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 06-13-2014, 06:27 AM

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play drums myself and I'm most definitely a lutheran. christians are supposed to love eachother. not hate.
Lutherans are not Christians.

Lutherans worship idols.

Idolators hate God.

Click the idol for gobbledygook, then read this:
Deuteronomy 5:8 Thou shalt not make thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the waters beneath the earth: KJV

Psalm 139:21-24 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee? I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies. Search me, O God, and know my heart: try me, and know my thoughts: And see if there be any wicked way in me, and lead me in the way everlasting. KJV
How might we identify those who hate God? Pay particular attention to the fact that hating such wretches ourselves is no wicked way. It is the right thing to do. The Lutheran apostate denies this, of course, the better to embrace idols. From the earliest historical record the association between creating images—obviously this includes images of Jesus—and hating God is explicit.
Exodus 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; KJV

Hey, don't take my word for it! Check out the Wisconsin Evangelical Luteran Synod's take on idols, great big idols from the looks of it:

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The famous 1547 altarpiece by Lucas Cranach the Elder in the Stadtkirche in Wittenberg "is a demonstration of Luther's opposition to the iconoclasm of Karlstadt" (Peter Manns, Martin Luther, p. 78). A contemporary photo of this altarpiece shows the Cranach predella panel (the part right above the altar table) with Luther preaching on the right, the hearers on the left, and Christ on the cross between them. A print of the predella's artwork hangs outside of the WELS seminary's library.

A large crucifix is at a new Lutheran church, Our Savior in Houston, Texas, which was dedicated in June 2000. This parish chose to build "as Lutheran a church as possible"
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 06-25-2014, 03:09 AM

I cannot believe how ignorant you are. Rock does not encourage drugs (what music do you classify as "rock"? Do you listen to rock at the Satanic church? That's not rock.)

You're an ignorant lil piffleer because drums are a great instrument that plenty of non-rock artists use. They are very helpful to keep beat. Its not incessant beating on a pad. Its called music.

Don't call me a "rebel" or "Ignorance" because i actually am a Christian who attends church, but going to church cannot make you a Christian. Church is the place for Christians, but the kitchen is the place for cheves. Does going to the kitchen make you a chef? No, piffleers. It doesn't I dont like cursing but I can't hold it back after reading your damn asinine post, ***NAUGHTY WORDS REMOVED***.

Rock music does not say "Be gay." It says "If you feel gay is who you are, don't change because some motherpiffleer who doesn't know shit about you disapproves." You are a motherpiffleer who obviously indulges i religion and interprets that God did not give us free will, that sin cannot be forgiven, and independence is wrong. If I was in front of you right now, I would drop kick on the head. Maybe that would knock some common sense into you, jackass.

Oh, and you're sexist too? Double the fun! P-I-F-F-L-E Y-O-U! Women can think for themselves, and if they don't want a man to lead them that's fine. WOuldn't it be so terrible if women could actually make their own choices. What makes men so much better and tougher? Nothing. They are none better. Just to clarify how much i mean it, I'm 13 years old and I still know more about the real world than you dumbass motherpiffleers. I'm also a guy and I believe we are not better than women in any aspect. Would God have created women if he thought men could do everything? No. You know, jackass, you wouldn't be alive if it weren't for a woman. I can jist tell when you say "a husbnd to guide and lead them" I can tell you really mean "a jackass dictator to control and manipulate them." You don't think women can do anything. But thye've done more than you jackass. I also created this account with the HaHaYoureDead name to reference Green Day and to annoy the shit out of you (Its really relaxing). This account only exists so I could reply to your dumbass piffleing post, and someone needs to get this across teh table. The people who even got close to telling you off are people who still agreed with some of the stuff youre saying.

You are such a waste of space air, and time. I have a life, too (which includes ACDC, Queen, Nirvana, and RHCP!), and I have plenty of better things to do (like learning to play rock music on guitar) than reply to your dumbass piffleing thread.

One last message: ***NAUGHTY WORDS REMOVED***. Keeping up? Ok, I'll help you with your spelling. No sorry, I lied. I'm going to get back to my life as you sulk in your moms basement with no friends wondering how on earth someone could have told you what an ignorant piffle you are.

piffle OFF, ***NAUGHTY WORDS REMOVED***.

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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 06-25-2014, 03:19 AM

Well, I would say we are off to a fairly poor start. You seem very angry for one so young. Perhaps a demon has you.

We can help. What Church do you attend? When were you saved? How did you meet Jesus?

I should warn you that strong language is never welcome and will not be tolerated.


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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 06-25-2014, 03:57 AM

The drumbeat of rock and roll has its origins in African fornication rituals. During these orgies, drummers pounded out a rhythm which mimicked that of sexual thrusting, and the primitive savages rutted along with this tattoo. They passed it down to their descendents till it became the keystone of American Negro music. This is why it is impossible to separate sex from rock and roll; it is also the reason why all Negro music and Negro-inspired music, even gospel, is spiritually dangerous. Rock made this influence explicit, while rap, with its wall-shaking beats and priapic tales of coochies and hoes, represents its logical end. For blacks, everything comes down to "muh dik."

Next time you listen to popular music, pay close attention to your body. You may find your hips moving as though possessed. The sex, drugs, and rock and roll lifestyle is a greased track to Hell!

Isaiah 5:11-12
11 Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that continue until night, till wine inflame them!
12 And the harp, and the viol, the tabret, and pipe, and wine, are in their feasts: but they regard not the work of the Lord, neither consider the operation of his hands.


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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 07-02-2014, 11:56 PM

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With all due respect, I would suggest you getting at least an elementary education before informing users of their rights. Online defamation law states that changing a user's post to something false or degrading is equivalent to libel and punishable by law. Changing all music supporter names to Satan related themes is certainly degrading. I would suggest you question your seemingly nonexistent so-called "morals" before engaging in any activity with your counterparts.

The Messiah will bring peace, not war, the opposite of the bland nonsense your forum is spewing.
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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 07-03-2014, 12:10 AM

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With all due respect, I would suggest you getting at least an elementary education before informing users of their rights. Online defamation law states that changing a user's post to something false or degrading is equivalent to libel and punishable by law. Changing all music supporter names to Satan related themes is certainly degrading. I would suggest you question your seemingly nonexistent so-called "morals" before engaging in any activity with your counterparts.

The Messiah will bring peace, not war, the opposite of the bland nonsense your forum is spewing.
We don't need an elementary education, dear. We have God on our side (Romans 8:31). Also, for temporal purposes, we have a shrewd Semitic Jewish Legal Team handsomely paid to keep troublemakers like you at a safe distance.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 07-03-2014, 02:23 AM

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With all due respect, I would suggest you getting at least an elementary education before informing users of their rights. Online defamation law states that changing a user's post to something false or degrading is equivalent to libel and punishable by law. Changing all music supporter names to Satan related themes is certainly degrading. I would suggest you question your seemingly nonexistent so-called "morals" before engaging in any activity with your counterparts.
Defamation can only occur when someone's reputation is harmed. Now, unless your last name is "LoveLifeSingSongs" this is a non-starter for you.

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The Messiah will bring peace, not war, the opposite of the bland nonsense your forum is spewing.


Good grief, what a load of baloney. Jesus will ride in to The Final Battle with His eyes aflame and His clothes covered in blood and a sword coming out of His mouth!

And how do I know that? BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS.

(Revelation 19:12-15) "His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself. And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God. And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean. And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."



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...Online defamation law states that changing a user's post to something false or degrading is equivalent to libel and punishable by law...
I would loooove to read that! Please provide a reference.

In fact, providing references is how people can tell you're not talking out your ass, so it's a really good habit to develop (subtle hint).

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...The Messiah will bring peace, not war...
Really? Let's hear what the star of this show has to say:

Matthew 10:34 "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."

You say one thing, Jesus says another. That's gotta be inconvenient.

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What's bland about this nonsense?


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The Messiah will bring peace, not war, the opposite of the bland nonsense your forum is spewing.
What are you, a joo?

"The Messiah", who's name is Christ Jesus, has already come. Trye reading the Holy Bible and you'll see.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Halo Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music. - 02-23-2016, 08:38 PM

Hello, this is merely a god loving soul wanting to commend you on all of your work as good, American Christians. rock music is evil, i caught my son one night listening it with his "friends" in the basement while, and as I post I this feel shame, smoking pot. I bet you can guess who's not going to be having people over for a loooong time. anyway, below is listed a few songs and artworks I believe truly further the good christian cause. Fight on, brothers!

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