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Default Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! - 12-02-2009, 04:10 PM

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That's strange, I googled 'Glasgow' and here are some of the interesting pictures it gave me....











Glad they made it out those caves... Actually looks like a nice place to live...
Thank you for pointing out your sarcasm there. I would never have understood your feeble excuse for a joke had you not clearly signposted it. The last picture you produced was of the terrorist bombings, so I feel in the words of the immortal Smeeto, "We'll set aboot ye".

And yet here's what the search engine produced for me:



I didn't know fundamentalists had their own tripped - out version of google. Seriously, you're going to have to let me in on that one.

And to be honest, I'd love to see how long you guys would last preaching in Pollock. that would be a sight to behold.


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I didn't know fundamentalists had their own tripped - out version of google. Seriously, you're going to have to let me in on that one.

And to be honest, I'd love to see how long you guys would last preaching in Pollock. that would be a sight to behold.


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I also noticed how
1. Sister Rachael showed us the nature of Glasgow
2. You showed us what the mayor of Glasgow would have wanted us to see, and then
3. You comment that there is obscene amounts of violence, threatening to the ordinary Christian in Glasgow. "I'd love to see how long you guys would last"

It appears to me that Sister Rachael had it right all along.





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I also noticed how
1. Sister Rachael showed us the nature of Glasgow
2. You showed us what the mayor of Glasgow would have wanted us to see, and then
3. You comment that there is obscene amounts of violence, threatening to the ordinary Christian in Glasgow. "I'd love to see how long you guys would last"

It appears to me that Sister Rachael had it right all along.
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Default Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! - 12-02-2009, 04:51 PM

Are you speaking in tongues?





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Default Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! - 12-02-2009, 04:57 PM

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Are you speaking in tongues?
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Default Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! - 12-02-2009, 05:21 PM

Scotland had definitely had its chance to turn away from Satan and become a Christian country ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Knox ), but it failed and now God hates it like the rest of the british empire and the whole eurabia (except maybe the Swiss).

Maybe there are a handfull of Christians left over there, and this is the only reason Scotland did not suffer the fate of Sodom and Ghomorrah.

And he said, Oh let not the Lord be angry, and I will speak yet but this once: Peradventure ten shall be found there. And he said, I will not destroy it for ten's sake.

(1. Mose 18, 32).


It`s about time we say enough is enough! Let´s all return to the traditional Western values of discipline, obedience, morality and freedom. Freedom from the reds and the blacks and the criminals, prostitutes, panders and punks, football hooligans, juvenile delinquents, lezbians and left wing scum...
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Default Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! - 12-02-2009, 10:04 PM

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Also, question. Is this man gay?




In an effort to combat your first point also, here's Gerard Butler.









Please take note of this Scottish actor's fine physique, straight white teeth, and intellegence. Mr Butler, born in Paisley in 1969, who studdied to be a lawyer at Glasgow University, also runs his own charity that helps childeren with cancer.










Yes, Gerard Butler is a good example of the sick homersexual deathstyle. Butler was in that dreadful movie called "Meet the 300" or something. I was told that it was about 300 homersexual Greeks wearing dresses (maybe early forms of the kilt) 'defending' a place called Thermopylae, which was probably a gay sauna, from some even more perverted homer Persians.


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And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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Yes, Gerard Butler is a good example of the sick homersexual deathstyle. Butler was in that dreadful movie called "Meet the 300" or something. I was told that it was about 300 homersexual Greeks wearing dresses (maybe early forms of the kilt) 'defending' a place called Thermopylae, which was probably a gay sauna, from some even more perverted homer Persians.
Dude, I meant the guy in the kilt, not Gerard Butler!
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Default Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! - 12-04-2009, 08:20 AM

Well the FACTS don't lie, if a fifth of Scotch kids coming out of Schools can't even read or write. What does that tell you about the adults?

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A commission set up to tackle literacy problems in Scottish schools has found almost one in five Scots has difficulty with reading and writing.
The Literacy Commission, which included author Ian Rankin, called for a "zero tolerance" approach to tackling the issue.

The commission made 11 key recommendations aimed at addressing the problem of poor literacy skills.

It said tackling problems caused by deprivation was crucial.
The commission was comprised of leading figures from education, academia, business and culture.

It found that almost one million Scots had problems with literacy in their everyday lives.

It acknowledged that literacy affected people of all ages, but focused its attentions on younger children, as this is the stage at which poor literacy can best be addressed.

The commission found that 18.5% of children in Scotland leave primary school without being functionally literate - some 13,000 youngsters a year.

Evidence from Glasgow illustrated the impact of deprivation on children's development, it said, and the report called for pilot schemes in council areas serving poor communities to offer "continuous and systematic" support for families with young children.

Judith Gillespie, chairwoman of the commission and development manager of the Scottish Parent Teacher Council, said: "There needs to be a zero-tolerance approach to tackling poor literacy and it's time that this problem was effectively addressed.

"This report is huge wake-up call for Scotland. With one in five Scots with literacy problems this mean that thousands of Scots will not reach their full potential and Scotland's ability to compete in business and commerce will also suffer."

"I hope to meet with the commission to discuss their report and consider their recommendations - many of which reflect the aims of the new curriculum to drive up standards of learning and teaching to ensure our young people have the literacy skills they need.

"Our focus on literacy skills starts in the early years and continues right through to lifelong learning. Helping adults improve their literacy abilities is also critical and we are working in partnership with schools, colleges and others to support provision across Scotland."
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Dude, I meant the guy in the kilt, not Gerard Butler!
Friend,

All men who wear kilts are homosexuals. He was probably wearing a bra, and a tiny lace girlies panties under that kilt. Getting married to a woman proves nothing, most homosexuals hide their true identities. I would be willing to bet that while his 'wife' is safely tucked-up in their AIDS-infested bed, he'll be out prowling the 'gay scene', looking for small rent-boys to sodomise and abuse. The depraved and deviant deathstyle of a fag.
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If you were looking for any reason to know how much God Hates Scotland, you would only need to look a THIS -

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Mate, "Revelations" is especially tasty when deep fried, and served with chips and a fritter. It truly warms the soul.

I don't need a reason to hate Scotland - I'm Scottish, and I adore my country, warts and all. I defend it because I love it. Therefore, you are invalid. Ah ha.

Also, my Advanced Higher (pre-University) qualification in English kind of proves that I'm not in that fifth of Scots who are illiterate. Just because you can't read, it doesn't make you a bad person. If you look for bad things in people, well, that makes you pretty bad. You pick on our apparent faults, but the fact still stands that you're somewhat bigoted, and looking for the negatives in a wonderful place.

Just to let you know too, we're not actually sick either, thanks to our free health service and Alexander Fleming, who was nice enough to isolate penicillin for us. You may think we're disgusting, but we're certainly not sick.
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All men who wear kilts are homosexuals. He was probably wearing a bra, and a tiny lace girlies panties under that kilt. Getting married to a woman proves nothing, most homosexuals hide their true identities. I would be willing to bet that while his 'wife' is safely tucked-up in their AIDS-infested bed, he'll be out prowling the 'gay scene', looking for small rent-boys to sodomise and abuse. The depraved and deviant deathstyle of a fag.
Just to let you know, we wear nothing under our kilts. It's like saying that because you're American, you're fat, lazy, work-shy, and a drunkard, just like Homer Simpson, and you all wear suits adorned with the stars and stripes.

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Just to let you know, we wear nothing under our kilts. It's like saying that because you're American, you're fat, lazy, work-shy, and a drunkard, just like Homer Simpson, and you all wear suits adorned with the stars and stripes.

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That was disgusting.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! - 12-04-2009, 02:39 PM

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No, seriously. What exactly does that mean?
You don't know what "disgusting" means? You damneable foreigner!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! - 12-04-2009, 02:45 PM

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You don't know what "disgusting" means? You damneable foreigner!
No, I do know what disgusting means, I was just asking as to which part of my statement you found so "disgusting". Mine was a perfectly reasonable question.
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Default Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! - 12-04-2009, 02:48 PM

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No, I do know what disgusting means, I was just asking as to which part of my statement you found so "disgusting". Mine was a perfectly reasonable question.
I saw no question, just a revolting display of scottish pornography.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! - 12-04-2009, 02:52 PM

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I saw no question, just a revolting display of scottish pornography.
Indeed Pastor. "Male Upskirts"


Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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