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Default Re: LOL ( Ladies of Landover) - 05-19-2010, 12:09 AM

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God wants women to have children at a young age, why else would womens fertility start dropping at the age of 25?



I disagree, I'm almost 35 and am still as fertile as I was as a teen. In fact I just (sadly) miscarried my third pregnancy.

Just to inform I have two children, Only been pregnant three times, Third ended in miscarriage.
Uh.... okay 1. I'm not a man, and 2 I didn't have my first until my 30's. There is no way that you are as fertile at 35 as you were at 17. Oh and miscarriages do count as a form of infertility, why else do infertility experts treat women who tend to have a lot of miscarriages?

You do realize it's not a switch right? I said fertility starts dropping at 25, not we all turn 25 and the switch is flipped. By 35 the odds of having a disabled child skyrockets, more proof that God wants us to have children when we are young.


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Default Re: LOL ( Ladies of Landover) - 05-19-2010, 05:41 AM

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Why else does she need time to "explore the world"? What else is she going to do with her time? Again, I don't have a daughter.




According to everything you've said, she was a lousy mother because she was 14. And it's PROPHET (another victim of secular education) unless you're making a profit off of Jesus.

God could of easily picked a 30 year old woman if that was his plan now couldn't he. If he wanted us to wait until 30 to have children, that's when we would become fertile. God wants women to have children at a young age, why else would womens fertility start dropping at the age of 25? All of this stuff about waiting to get pregnant is all propaganda put out there by big pharma so that you will then end up spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on fertility when you're in your 30's and desperate to have a baby.
exploring the world means learning. learning about dot particals ans the string theory. learning about poetry and history as well as art and molecular nanotechnology. its important to learn and grow as a person before women have a child. mary was a wise woman and had wisdom to pass on to jesus. girls fresh out of jr. high shouldnt be having children because they have no wisdome of the world to offer their children. oh and everyone makes mistakes so dont be judging my education because unlike the 14 yearolds that have children, i got the oppritunity to have one.
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Default Re: LOL ( Ladies of Landover) - 05-19-2010, 06:03 AM

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First. let me say that I'm sorry about your mom. I'm sure that she appreciate everything that you do for her.

I also think that it's great that your work doesn't drain you. When I was younger I wasn't as often drained as I am now. Youthful stamina is a blessing; enjoy while you can.

I'm going to disagree with you again that only a person earning money knows how to value it. Hardworking homemakers understand the value of money because they know how far it will go to meet their families' needs. You mentioned that you are going to school and then wrote "you would be suprised" (sic).

Well, yes, I am surprised. Someone at your school should take you in hand and teach you how to write more effectively. It's not just a missing letter here or there or even the completely incomprehensible refusal of your entire generation to properly capitialize the first person singular pronoun
. . . Okay, now I'm ranting. But based on the above quote and the bulk of that below, you need to learn to puncuate. That, plus learning to capitialize correctly, will make your writing so much easier to understand.




There is so much in the paragraph above that is not Biblical. The "wisdom of the world" means nothing to God and it's not likely to be of value in a Christian marriage. And if you want to get closer to God, every True Christian here will tell you the same thing -- read the Bible.

Read it. Love it . Live it. ALL of it.

That means refraining from sexual activity until you are married. If you are content to wait until you are 30, I am impressed. If it means means submitting to a man completely after a years of deciding things for yourself-- again-- I am impressed. Of course, impressing me means nothing. I could be dead by the time you reach 30. But the word of our Lord endureth forever and, trust me, He is MUCH harder to impress.

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p.s.I read some other posts of yours that came through after the ones I quoted before. Please, please, please learn to write. Your prose is killing me.
hahaha good point. i suppose a family on a budget does know the value of a dollar. i want rased on a budget. i was rased with maids and nannies and all i had do to was cram and study. i do read the bible and a lot of godly lit. i had to for a class and my grandmother read it to me as a child. she alwasy said that i had to be well educated because that was her dream when she came to this country. i'm a first generation american on my mother's side and my father was navajo, but he's gone now. honestly, i didnt know what to to after my mother got sick. i had to do what i could and all i could do is work with electronics. i suppose i learnd children arent a good thing to have at an early age because of the community i saw around my home. i appoligise for the way i write. writing was never my strength and i dont realy go over anything because i find myself doing 4 or 5 things at a time. i dont know how someone could take me by the hand and show me how to write, considering its not high school. i'm just happy i can write a paper when i have too why is god a "he"? i thought god as all and everything, so how could god have a gender?
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hahaha good point. i suppose a family on a budget does know the value of a dollar. i want rased on a budget. i was rased with maids and nannies and all i had do to was cram and study.
It shows. It really does.
You have obviously done your parents proud. I know I would be proud of a child like you.


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Exclamation Re: LOL ( Ladies of Landover) - 05-19-2010, 07:13 AM

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With in the next week or two I will become single. I am looking for a fine Christian woman to wed.
A bit about myself
Age 39, Retired.
Race, caucasian
Sex, male, hetrosexural
Finances, you don't need to worry about it.I am loaded.
Religion True christian
Father two sons , 17 and 19
Residence , Freehold Ia.
Marital status soon to be divorced.

What I am looking for
Female, Christian
Age 17 to 30( 30 only if fertile)
Race, do you need to ask!
Hair color, Blond, redhead, brunets are OK too
eye color green, blue or brown
Ability to bake a pie, cook a meal and clean a home is required.
Oh I almost forgot Virgins only need apply. You will be required to have at least 6 boys in the next 8 years.

Post a picture of your self, along with proof of age and virginity. All pictures may not be returned.

If you are selected for further consideration you must supply a small vile of blood to be tested for STD, and the AID. YIC James Dewitt


P.S. all entries will have to pass a background check by the DoF.
Loo and behold that even men of utmost faith have committed sins of the flesh and hungers for more.
Had not the lord given you a fine wife of your own and granted she you not two healthy children, whom you raised in the name of the lord?
Shouldn't this be enough for a man of noble standards and highest faith?
You ask of a pure woman whom you can only offer lust and wickedness in return, and thou say that thou will become an unwed man in 7 to 14 days, could thou not provide for thy woman and if thy could why would she be leaving thou side or are thou leaving her side in search of flesh?
Not only are thou sinning but thou art also searching for a woman of teen age, ain't nothing sacred to you?
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Default Re: LOL ( Ladies of Landover) - 05-19-2010, 07:25 AM

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Loo and behold that even men of utmost faith have committed sins of the flesh and hungers for more.
Had not the lord given you a fine wife of your own and granted she you not two healthy children, whom you raised in the name of the lord?
Shouldn't this be enough for a man of noble standards and highest faith?
You ask of a pure woman whom you can only offer lust and wickedness in return, and thou say that thou will become an unwed man in 7 to 14 days, could thou not provide for thy woman and if thy could why would she be leaving thou side or are thou leaving her side in search of flesh?
Not only are thou sinning but thou art also searching for a woman of teen age, ain't nothing sacred to you?
I just got an email telling me that my accusation is baseless and I should apologize.
Should I apologize to a homo for being gay, should I apologize to a murderer when he kills my loved onces?
If I should then god has truly forsaken us but until then I will not apologize to a womanizer nor a beast of lust.
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Loo and behold that even men of utmost faith have committed sins of the flesh and hungers for more.
Had not the lord given you a fine wife of your own and granted she you not two healthy children, whom you raised in the name of the lord?
Shouldn't this be enough for a man of noble standards and highest faith?
You ask of a pure woman whom you can only offer lust and wickedness in return, and thou say that thou will become an unwed man in 7 to 14 days, could thou not provide for thy woman and if thy could why would she be leaving thou side or are thou leaving her side in search of flesh?
Not only are thou sinning but thou art also searching for a woman of teen age, ain't nothing sacred to you?
Quote chapter and verse or get thine foulness out.


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Quote chapter and verse or get thine foulness out.
Brother Levi, what have I done that is so wrong? All I am trying to do is find a bride. Is finding a bride to share your life with so wrong? I would like to have more sons for Jesus is that so wrong?

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And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
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exploring the world means learning. learning about dot particals ans the string theory. learning about poetry and history as well as art and molecular nanotechnology. its important to learn and grow as a person before women have a child. mary was a wise woman and had wisdom to pass on to jesus. girls fresh out of jr. high shouldnt be having children because they have no wisdome of the world to offer their children. oh and everyone makes mistakes so dont be judging my education because unlike the 14 yearolds that have children, i got the oppritunity to have one.
Okay, where do we start? Particle physics and string theory are complicated enough without reading a textbook where the sentences are not capitalized or spell checked. Likewise, poetry, art , history and molecular nanotechnology (the last, miraculously spelled right ) require a disciplined approach to written communication in order to convey their content.

As for your contention, "so dont be judging my education because unlike the 14 yearolds that have children, i got the oppritunity to have one." (sic)-- Anyone with a claim to education would look suspiciously upon your assertion. What is your discipline? Do you really think that when you enter the profession that you will be permitted to get away with such sloppy written efforts? I would sue my school for ignoring this critical and first priority aspect of your education.


What can be gleaned from the Bible is that Joseph taught Jesus his profession. Likewise, Joseph and other mature males would have taught Jesus the Torah. Mary's influence would have waned considerable once she had the Holy Tyke weaned and potty trained. If Mary had any wisdom to offer her son, it would have been the simple things-- "Don't touch that! You don't know where it's been! Don't take candy from strangers. Wait at least 30 minutes after eating to go swimming in the Dead Sea." I really doubt that nanotechnology came into it.

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hahaha good point. i suppose a family on a budget does know the value of a dollar. i want rased on a budget. i was rased with maids and nannies and all i had do to was cram and study. i do read the bible and a lot of godly lit. i had to for a class and my grandmother read it to me as a child. she alwasy said that i had to be well educated because that was her dream when she came to this country. i'm a first generation american on my mother's side and my father was navajo, but he's gone now. honestly, i didnt know what to to after my mother got sick. i had to do what i could and all i could do is work with electronics. i suppose i learnd children arent a good thing to have at an early age because of the community i saw around my home. i appoligise for the way i write. writing was never my strength and i dont realy go over anything because i find myself doing 4 or 5 things at a time. i dont know how someone could take me by the hand and show me how to write, considering its not high school. i'm just happy i can write a paper when i have too why is god a "he"? i thought god as all and everything, so how could god have a gender?
If I understand anything of the above--which again, is touch based on the way it appears on the "page"-- you work in electronics. Good for you. How clearly are the instructions /diagrams in your learning materials written?
"Cut the red wire" is pretty simple. If the sentence read "put the red wire" that would leave the field open to correct the "P" and substitute a "c" and get the instructions right. Or one might assume that the "p" was the correct part, and subsitute "ll" for the "t" and then pull the red wire instead of cutting. The results could be spectacularly wrong.

Just because it's not high school it doesn't mean they don't have a responsiblity to improve your writing. I had an essay submitted to a contest because it was considered so good. When I went on to my undergraduate institution, my English professor still found ways to improve my writing. It helped that I wasn't too stubborn to learn.

So, you don't really go over your writing because you're usually doing 4 or 5 things at a time. We've already covered that. Take - a -breath. You have a lot on your shoulders. Maybe the time that you spend on this forum arguing points that can be oh-so-easily shot down --(ever hear the saying "fish in a barrel'?)-- could be used for sleeping or reading all those Bible verses that the brethren thoughtfullly provide which you find troubling.

As for the "God has no gender" bit. That God the father/mother crap ain't gonna fly around here.

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exploring the world means learning. learning about dot particals ans the string theory. learning about poetry and history as well as art and molecular nanotechnology. its important to learn and grow as a person before women have a child. mary was a wise woman and had wisdom to pass on to jesus. girls fresh out of jr. high shouldnt be having children because they have no wisdome of the world to offer their children. oh and everyone makes mistakes so dont be judging my education because unlike the 14 yearolds that have children, i got the oppritunity to have one.
How is any of this going to help her be a good wife and mother?

Oh, and if I can type properly with a sleeping child in one arm, you could at least put in some effort.


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Okay, where do we start? Particle physics and string theory are complicated enough without reading a textbook where the sentences are not capitalized or spell checked. Likewise, poetry, art , history and molecular nanotechnology (the last, miraculously spelled right ) require a disciplined approach to written communication in order to convey their content.

As for your contention, "so dont be judging my education because unlike the 14 yearolds that have children, i got the oppritunity to have one." (sic)-- Anyone with a claim to education would look suspiciously upon your assertion. What is your discipline? Do you really think that when you enter the profession that you will be permitted to get away with such sloppy written efforts? I would sue my school for ignoring this critical and first priority aspect of your education.


What can be gleaned from the Bible is that Joseph taught Jesus his profession. Likewise, Joseph and other mature males would have taught Jesus the Torah. Mary's influence would have waned considerable once she had the Holy Tyke weaned and potty trained. If Mary had any wisdom to offer her son, it would have been the simple things-- "Don't touch that! You don't know where it's been! Don't take candy from strangers. Wait at least 30 minutes after eating to go swimming in the Dead Sea." I really doubt that nanotechnology came into it.



If I understand anything of the above--which again, is touch based on the way it appears on the "page"-- you work in electronics. Good for you. How clearly are the instructions /diagrams in your learning materials written?
"Cut the red wire" is pretty simple. If the sentence read "put the red wire" that would leave the field open to correct the "P" and substitute a "c" and get the instructions right. Or one might assume that the "p" was the correct part, and subsitute "ll" for the "t" and then pull the red wire instead of cutting. The results could be spectacularly wrong.

Just because it's not high school it doesn't mean they don't have a responsiblity to improve your writing. I had an essay submitted to a contest because it was considered so good. When I went on to my undergraduate institution, my English professor still found ways to improve my writing. It helped that I wasn't too stubborn to learn.

So, you don't really go over your writing because you're usually doing 4 or 5 things at a time. We've already covered that. Take - a -breath. You have a lot on your shoulders. Maybe the time that you spend on this forum arguing points that can be oh-so-easily shot down --(ever hear the saying "fish in a barrel'?)-- could be used for sleeping or reading all those Bible verses that the brethren thoughtfullly provide which you find troubling.

As for the "God has no gender" bit. That God the father/mother crap ain't gonna fly around here.

Sincerely Yours,

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p.s. I am going to post this without previewing it. This action is going to make my crazy. However, I want you to see my writing and my all-too-human mistakes. If you are at all honest with yourself, you will see that my writing is at least readable in its "raw" state, even though I use complex, multi-clause sentences. Punctuation helps!
like i said. i dont take the time to check my tryping. its just a forum after all. its not a paper i have to turn in or anything so i just type and go to save time. good for you. i dont need to improve my writing when i try so my proffesors dont tell me much. i just dont think gos shoul be called a "he" considering men are human and god is all powerful. it just seems off. god is go with no human strings so it seems odd to me. oh, and mothers do have to have wisdome because kids often ask "why" and if asked, what happens if the mother doesnt know? like why not take candy from strangers? there's a lot you could say but with out knowing you cant say anything.


Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.
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like i said. i dont take the time to check my tryping. its just a forum after all.
That's why you just earned a whole basket of infractions. Details are important to God.


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With in the next week or two I will become single. I am looking for a fine Christian woman to wed.
A bit about myself
Age 39, Retired.
Race, caucasian
Sex, male, hetrosexural
Finances, you don't need to worry about it.I am loaded.
Religion True christian
Father two sons , 17 and 19
Residence , Freehold Ia.
Marital status soon to be divorced.

What I am looking for
Female, Christian
Age 17 to 30( 30 only if fertile)
Race, do you need to ask!
Hair color, Blond, redhead, brunets are OK too
eye color green, blue or brown
Ability to bake a pie, cook a meal and clean a home is required.
Oh I almost forgot Virgins only need apply. You will be required to have at least 6 boys in the next 8 years.

Post a picture of your self, along with proof of age and virginity. All pictures may not be returned.

If you are selected for further consideration you must supply a small vile of blood to be tested for STD, and the AID. YIC James Dewitt


P.S. all entries will have to pass a background check by the DoF.
Brother James,

I appreciate I am out of your age limit here but I have counselled many a chasted girl to fit the role you require.

Please know however that they are Australians, but rest assured they are all Caucasian and focused only on being mindful God fearing wives.

Actually, I just got a sprinkle of love from Jesus! What about our own very lovely Felicity? Yes she is only 16 now, but.....

Perhaps something to pray on.
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Actually, I just got a sprinkle of love from Jesus! What about our own very lovely Felicity? Yes she is only 16 now, but.....

Perhaps something to pray on.
Not gonna happen, pal. I am personally mentoring that young lady.


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Not gonna happen, pal. I am personally mentoring that young lady.

Brother Levi, by chance can we discuss this, say man to checkbook?
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@Levi Jones


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Am I to old for you? I am sad that you have chosen to pass me by
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@James Dewitt I am sorry, but my father does not want me to marry yet! And @Levi Jones is a very good friend and mentor to me.


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@James Dewitt I am sorry, but my father does not want me to marry yet! And @Levi Jones is a very good friend and mentor to me.
Thats OK young lady, you stay with Levi, he is a good man.
And he cares for you in a spiritual way. I am sure one day your Father will find someone for you to marry. Myself I am looking for a little more mature woman, say 17 or 18. But I still love you, like a father.

Call me if he dumps you I all ways have room for another concubine
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I am looking for a little more mature woman, say 17 or 18.
You keep praying on that, Brother! No matter how long it takes, or how old you may be before that perky little 18 year old comes your way, don't lose your firm faith. Remember, with God, (and Viagra ) all things are possible.


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