[Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle]

Ima post a link so you don't have to go lookin for yo damn Bible: http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...22&version=KJV

A'ight, so Ehud wuz strapped with a big-ass shiv, and got the King all by hisself. Now this king was a fat mother f**ker. Ehud sez, listen up, I gots a message from GOD, bee-otch, and shoves that shiv up into that king's fat gut, and that nasty fat closed all around that shit, and he couldn't pull it back out.

Peace Out, Homies!