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Default Re: gays are wrong - 01-11-2008, 03:42 PM

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
gays are just absolutely bursting over with wrongability



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Default Re: gays are wrong - 01-11-2008, 03:43 PM

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dont worry love, i will. btw, i am striat. it drives me crazy when i hear all this shit about gay rights, considering my father is gay.

happy flaming! ;D
Friend, your drivel makes not a single lick of sense. Has someone caused you serious brain damage by sodomising you in the ear or something?
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There is no EVIDENCE of a God, only spiritual, there is no physical evidence, and don't give me that bible bullcrap.
So you admit that there is valid spiritual evidence for God? And what's with these numbers after your names? Are you finally admitting that you liberal types have no individuality whatsoever and only function as components of the anti-American hive mind?
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woah woah woah WOAH. stop right there smart-ass. think a little bit, honey. he devorced my mother, he found out he was gay LATER.
So you admit that it's a lifestyle choice? Why doesn't your queer dad just save himself from eternal hellfire by finding out that he's straight again?
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All our threads are for free thinkers, as everyone is free to think about Jesus all they want! We don't discriminate whether you think about Jesus for one hour every day or 24 hours a day.
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There are no homosexuals in Islam. All Muslim men are heterosexual.
Friend, fornicating with female pigs is not the same as being heterosexual.


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Default Re: gays are wrong - 01-12-2008, 01:35 PM

Mister Ezekiel, those are not real Muslim people you show in your picture. I know this for fact because there are no Muslim homosexual people.

I am think they are Turks.

As you know, Turkey people are very deprave. They mostly is either Orthotic Christian or false sect of Islam that is not really Islam at all.

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Default Re: gay rights - 01-13-2008, 04:55 AM

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Creation is proof of a creator.

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I don't believe this is the case.
excuse my lateness to the thread.
But just because a book writ by man tells us that there is a god above
does not mean that there is indeed a god above.
I could write a book detailing the existence of X person, but it wouldn't be true either.

i don't deny the existence of a god.
but I'm not convinced either.
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Default Re: gay rights - 01-13-2008, 04:58 AM

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If you think a mere 700 dollars will suddenly clear you of the Lord's judgment, you're sadly mistaken. The Tithe calls for one of each ten, or 10%. If you only make 7,000 dollars, you must be a darkie or beaner... In which case, Tithing is near the bottom of your list of problems.




Listen here, we know the only perfect being is the Lord Jesus Christ. But you were right about one thing. Your ways surely disgust us, and they surely disgust the Lord. You still have time to revoke your history of filthy sin before rapture comes, and I strongly suggest you consider it. Otherwise, enjoy burning in eternal hellfire.




Are you implying that there are no pictures of Jesus Christ? Oh wait. Here's a couple:







And even sculptures.





If that isn't proof for you... I don't know WHAT is. Maybe try reading your Bible if pictures don't convince you of your obvious ignorance to the truth.

It looks like the Google traps are working, loads of homers are coming in! Hopefully they can all convert to natural affection soon.

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i have to say for pictures, they sure do look a lot like paintings...
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i have to say for pictures, they sure do look a lot like paintings...
Friend,

You should look more carefully, the last one is a cast figurine (note: cast from non-molten, non-metallic materials, not graven)



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Default Re: gay rights - 01-13-2008, 05:13 AM

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You should look more carefully, the last one is a cast figurine (note: cast from non-molten, non-metallic materials, not graven)
woops, i had intentions of mentioning that.
must have slipped my mind.

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I don't believe this is the case.
excuse my lateness to the thread.
But just because a book writ by man tells us that there is a god above
does not mean that there is indeed a god above.
I could write a book detailing the existence of X person, but it wouldn't be true either.

i don't deny the existence of a god.
but I'm not convinced either.
Unless you worship and praise God properly, then you deny Him. do you really think you can trick God with your slick, fancy wordplay? Until you are washed clean by his blood, you are nothing but scum in His loving eyes.

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: gay rights - 01-13-2008, 11:33 PM

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If you think a mere 700 dollars will suddenly clear you of the Lord's judgment, you're sadly mistaken. The Tithe calls for one of each ten, or 10%. If you only make 7,000 dollars, you must be a darkie or beaner... In which case, Tithing is near the bottom of your list of problems.




Listen here, we know the only perfect being is the Lord Jesus Christ. But you were right about one thing. Your ways surely disgust us, and they surely disgust the Lord. You still have time to revoke your history of filthy sin before rapture comes, and I strongly suggest you consider it. Otherwise, enjoy burning in eternal hellfire.




Are you implying that there are no pictures of Jesus Christ? Oh wait. Here's a couple:







And even sculptures.





If that isn't proof for you... I don't know WHAT is. Maybe try reading your Bible if pictures don't convince you of your obvious ignorance to the truth.

It looks like the Google traps are working, loads of homers are coming in! Hopefully they can all convert to natural affection soon.

-Brother Bob Cross
Haha, You Sir actually made me laugh. Just because they have PAINTINGS of him, do not mean they are real, people could paint him as they themselves see 'him'. Or Her for that matter. There is no proof fully. And sculptures? Bah, are you really that naive to believe that that sculpture is actually him? It was MADE from creativity, from someone's own MIND. And You're probably thinking, "Psh. She's a female, she can't think on her own, She's born with enough 'filthy sin' on her own. This is making it worse" Well, guess what? Oh well. I support Gay Rights. As I am the only one in my family, besides my brother, who does. So "brother Bob Cross" Why don't you stop concerning yourself in affairs that are simply above your head, and far out of reach of your close mindedness. And worry about finding that 'new wife' you have been wanting
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Haha, You Sir actually made me laugh. Just because they have PAINTINGS of him, do not mean they are real, people could paint him as they themselves see 'him'. Or Her for that matter. There is no proof fully. And sculptures? Bah, are you really that naive to believe that that sculpture is actually him? It was MADE from creativity, from someone's own MIND. And You're probably thinking, "Psh. She's a female, she can't think on her own, She's born with enough 'filthy sin' on her own. This is making it worse" Well, guess what? Oh well. I support Gay Rights. As I am the only one in my family, besides my brother, who does. So "brother Bob Cross" Why don't you stop concerning yourself in affairs that are simply above your head, and far out of reach of your close mindedness. And worry about finding that 'new wife' you have been wanting
The camera wasn't invented until the early 1800's, and the pictures taken with them had a tendency to fade rather quickly. Since that was well before the time of Jesus, we have nothing but paintings and other types of artwork to tell us what He looked like.
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Haha, You Sir actually made me laugh. Just because they have PAINTINGS of him, do not mean they are real, people could paint him as they themselves see 'him'. Or Her for that matter. There is no proof fully. And sculptures? Bah, are you really that naive to believe that that sculpture is actually him? It was MADE from creativity, from someone's own MIND. And You're probably thinking, "Psh. She's a female, she can't think on her own, She's born with enough 'filthy sin' on her own. This is making it worse" Well, guess what? Oh well. I support Gay Rights. As I am the only one in my family, besides my brother, who does. So "brother Bob Cross" Why don't you stop concerning yourself in affairs that are simply above your head, and far out of reach of your close mindedness. And worry about finding that 'new wife' you have been wanting
Why is it that these God mockers have such a propensity for demonic laughter?

Listen up, empty headed female; If you were at all familiar with the Holy Word of God, then you'd know that He hates sodomites. In fact, He instructs us to kill them.

He also tells us (now try and stay with me here, because this part applies directly to you and your queer-loving brother) that homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32

Do you know what hell is? Take a look at THIS, and you'll get a small taste of what God has in store for queers and their friends. Your support for these vile abominations will land you in the everlasting lake of fire.

Brother Cross is concerned for your Salvation©, as am I and the rest of the Christians gathered here. Your hatred for Christ will be your undoing. Accept Jesus and tell your fag friends to stop their perverted hobby right now!


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: gay rights - 01-14-2008, 12:22 AM

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Why is it that these God mockers have such a propensity for demonic laughter?

Listen up, empty headed female; If you were at all familiar with the Holy Word of God, then you'd know that He hates sodomites. In fact, He instructs us to kill them.

He also tells us (now try and stay with me here, because this part applies directly to you and your queer-loving brother) that homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32

Do you know what hell is? Take a look at THIS, and you'll get a small taste of what God has in store for queers and their friends. Your support for these vile abominations will land you in the everlasting lake of fire.

Brother Cross is concerned for your Salvation©, as am I and the rest of the Christians gathered here. Your hatred for Christ will be your undoing. Accept Jesus and tell your fag friends to stop their perverted hobby right now!
You know what? Love Is Love; NOT a hobby I could ask you why you loved your wife/significant other, because they are disgusting in my eyes, But I don't, do I? No. I don't QUESTION why you love your God. You just DO. I may not like it, BUt I leave it at that. So DON'T piffleing say ANYTHING involving my brother, I never said he "Loves'' Them. He TOLERATES them, He talks to them, but he doesn't say "You're going to die because you love him/her" I'm honestly hoping your first child ends up being Gay. Just so you live with knowing you created 'one of those PEOPLE you destest.' Knowing your own flesh and blood was going to this 'hell' you say. Well, you know what? If someone doesn't believe in these Heaven and Hells, you speak of, they aren't there. We don't worry about being sent there, because we won't be. And your speech, underestimating my intelligence, makes you look unintelligent yourself, thinking that women are lowly, and have no place. Helloooo? We're in the 21st Century, get with the times. Now, I'm not telling my friends anything, because it's their choice. We're in the United States. Freedom of Speech. This place was BUILT on Freedom. Maybe you should try it sometime, broaden your horizons, maybe step OUT of your box.
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I'm honestly hoping your first child ends up being Gay.
That's not a very kind and loving thing to say.

Pastor Ezekiel isn't gay, and neither is his betrothed. So how could they pass on the gayness to their offspring?
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Default Re: gay rights - 01-14-2008, 12:32 AM

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That's not a very kind and loving thing to say.

Pastor Ezekiel isn't gay, and neither is his betrothed. So how could they pass on the gayness to their offspring?
.. 'Gayness' Doesn't always pass through families like that. My friends parents aren't Gay, but they are. No one in their family is, it doesn't always count. It may be 'scientifically proven' to some extent, but it doesn't always count.
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You know what? Love Is Love; NOT a hobby I could ask you why you loved your wife/significant other, because they are disgusting in my eyes, But I don't, do I? No. I don't QUESTION why you love your God. You just DO. I may not like it, BUt I leave it at that. .
So by your logic there is no evil if a friend of your brother "loves" a 5 year old boy?

Miss, some things are WRONG, some things ARE SIN, some things are a CRIME (and some still aren't because of godless demoncrats)

You are so distorted by liebral speech that you cannot see in your heart and in the word of GOD that there is little (if any) difference between the one who sticks it in little boys and the one that stick it in grownups.

They are all hellbound, they should (if law permited) be stonned and their blood would be only upon themselves.

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So by your logic there is no evil if a friend of your brother "loves" a 5 year old boy?

Miss, some things are WRONG, some things ARE SIN, some things are a CRIME (and some still aren't because of godless demoncrats)

You are so distorted by liebral speech that you cannot see in your heart and in the word of GOD that there is little (if any) difference between the one who sticks it in little boys and the one that stick it in grownups.

They are all hellbound, they should (if law permited) be stonned and their blood would be only upon themselves.

Read your KJV and listen to your heart

PRAISE THE LORD!
Uh, Yeah, I don't own this "KJV" You speak of, I own a bible, somewhere, but it's not like I read it. And there is a difference between what I'm talking about, and what you're talking about. You're talking about the pedophiles while I'm talking about human attraction. And if I'm not mistaken, =/ Wasn't it people from the Christian religion, who were molesters? Yeah. Smart thinking, and You know, I have no part in Politics, so by calling me a liberal, and using Democratic talk. I don't care.
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Wasn't it people from the Christian religion, who were molesters?
No, you're thinking of Catholics.
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Uh, Yeah, I don't own this "KJV" You speak of, I own a bible, somewhere, but it's not like I read it. And there is a difference between what I'm talking about, and what you're talking about. You're talking about the pedophiles while I'm talking about human attraction.
The fact that you don't own, or even know what a KJV1611 Holy Bible is, illustrates how deep in sin you are. I'm glad I'm not you.

If you had ever read God's Holy Word, then you would know that queers, child molestors and animal fornicators are all the same thing in the eyes of God: hellbound scum.

"Human attraction" doesn't justify abomination in the eyes of God. He loves us too much to allow us to committ sodomy with a pig, a 5 year old, or a stanger in a public toilet, simply because you feel attracted to that particular bit of perversion. God doesn't draw the same lines that your father satan does.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Uh, Yeah, I don't own this "KJV" You speak of, I own a bible, somewhere, but it's not like I read it.
Do read it, and make sure it is the King James Version 1611 (the only one that doesn't leave out or distort THE WORD OF GOD)

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Default Re: gay rights - 01-14-2008, 05:48 AM

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Unless you worship and praise God properly, then you deny Him. do you really think you can trick God with your slick, fancy wordplay? Until you are washed clean by his blood, you are nothing but scum in His loving eyes.

And by the way, the Authorized Holy KJV1611 Bible was dictated directly by God Almighty. Take a look at THIS. And THIS.
does my slick, fancy word play frighten you?
god made us in his image correct?
then what if god looks like me, talks like me, thinks like me.
i don't mean to sound like an ego maniac, i have no god complex.
Just curious.
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